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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love how these people think so highly of America but think so lowly of everyone else at the same time, without thinking about how America does actually need these other countries.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

It's coming up on a year since my 15-year-old dog, Emma, passed away. And still, any time I see a picture of her I miss her bad. She was the best girl

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Every year in my bracket pool someone gets absolutely bonded because the guy running the pool changed the scoring system so that you get less rewarded for picking the winners later in the tournament. This leads to things like this year where someone who picked Louisville to win still has a chance.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

"Everything will fall apart if we punish the pedos" is fine. If the system protects pedos, it should fall apart.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Excellent news. When do we start?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Here goes Elon on another one of his timeline things where he says something will take x number of years and is completely full of shit.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hey man. Yeah, that's protesting peacefully. Is the ICE agent so thin-skinned that he has to shoot the guy? This is what happens when you put Proud Boys as Federal Agents. Innocent people die.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Seems like not what Republican Presidents should be saying?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Even if that's what happened, that kind of bruising from hitting his hand _on a table_ is still really not good.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Barnes and Noble understands MAGA

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

These dumbasses won the election and thought they'd take over the government authoritarian style and not have to face consequences, but they're so fucking stupid they couldn't do it. It's gonna be so great watching them all go to jail.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The entire Republican Party thinks prayer is a substitute for action. If they didn't, there would be common sense gun laws in place.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

No puzzle game infuriates me on a daily basis as the purple category in the Connections does.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It'd be interesting to see if anyone Trump has pardoned in this second term was actually someone who should have gotten a pardon and not a criminal.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Trump: Our jobs numbers are great. There are so many jobs. The jobs report:

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I've had some great and some terrible starting positions when playing Civ 6, but this one takes the cake:

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

It must have been a quiet night elsewhere if I wake up in the morning and all my feed contains is @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Somewhere Mike Johnson is wondering why he lied for 3 weeks straight

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

There's this wild thing you can do, which is what I did. Google whether or not polls are open in Kentucky (They're not). It's still using your phone, but in a less social way.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

We could be exploring the galaxy by now except we elected the only group of idiots in the galaxy to find a "journalist" who would read "paramilitary" as "parliamentary".

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

How long before MTG just decides to become a democrat?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I found a picture of the original leaders of the ANTIFA movement to help conservatives figure out what ANTIFA actually means

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Hegseth found a group of women who turned down his advances.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

In this case, radicalized = educated. Republicans don't like people being smart, because smart people don't vote for them.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Bro they're not matching because he lied to you. You should start a movement to remove him from his position. Grow a spine.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Republicans don't want people to know that Donald Trump fucked underage girls.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

This would be true if illegal immigrants were able to get benefits, but they really aren't. They qualify for SOME, but Republicans are acting like the only people on medicare and medicaid are illegal immigrants.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I don't live in Ohio anymore, but as a native Clevelander this pisses me off. 1. Don't leave Cleveland for a suburb. 2. Use your own damn money 3. Produce a team that competes on the field at a high level. A new stadium won't make the Browns franchise not dysfunctional.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

This woman is 88 years old. This the opposite of what Democrats need.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Verizon just emailed me. Round up my bill and they'll double my donation. How about the company that's worth $172 billion just donates to charity?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

They keep talking about "Biden's Open Border" policies, like border crossings weren't down A LOT during Biden's term. But then again, they'll say just about anything these days.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Pam Bondi wouldn't know an elite educational institution if it slapped her in the face.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

A group of 70-some million people elected a President who does not know anything about economics. He doesn't know how a trade deficit works. He doesn't know how tariffs work. And he's got a bunch of yes men around him unwilling to stop him.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

How you can think that Putin is going to keep to a ceasefire or a peace treaty is beyond me.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Stop doing this shit. This guy sucks on ESPN, don't make him a world figure.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

X is down, not because X has a skeleton staff keeping it alive and is owned by one of the most hated people in the country right now, but because of George Soros. The boogieman in every conservative's closet.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I left out the name to protect the ignorant but this is an actual, sincere post on Facebook today. They are simply unwilling to admit their mistakes.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

A lawyer that doesn't understand the first amendment. Wouldn't wanna be his alma matter

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Someone put Elon in one of his rockets and launch him to Mars. Let him be the first man to set foot on Mars. But I don't want to hear from him until he's built a building there. And none of that prefab shit.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Rand Paul announced today that he's a Nazi.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I made banana bread muffins today because I had some black bananas. Really surprising was when the DOJ called me to interrogate me about my banana DEI practices.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins coming out of Bard's toilet ranks very highly as one of the best faces/reactions in cinema history.

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