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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you are a US Senator and cannot take the time to research the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes, you should resign immediately.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"That's where I shit on the ground"

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love how "Sorry I was multitasking" is widely accepted in the corporate world as an alternate for saying "Sorry I wasn't paying attention."

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Voters are mad at what you're doing, so you resolve to keep doing that if you get elected. I love the messaging. Keep it up.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need someone at YouTube to explain to me why I'm seeing ads in videos as a premium user. What's the point of paying extra to not see ads if I'm still going to see ads?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

To be fair, I wouldn't want to spend time with her family either.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is a bad idea. That's why we don't do it.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guy at work just told me he doesn't drink coffee because he doesn't like the taste. Brother, I don't drink coffee because I like the taste. If I could inject caffeine directly into my veins, I'd do that instead of coffee.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"The ban on the free press" is going to go really well in court.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Unfortunately he didn't follow this with "And we found nothing because it's all bullshit"

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Man how about some cheaper gas.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Glad he could confirm it wasn't on merit.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Imagine having to sit through and stomach 2 hours of Trump speaking because you don't have the balls to remove him from office because you're afraid he'll yell at you.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Republicans are the only ones thinking we're going to be destroyed by a nuclear weapon.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yeah but you were in the stands, where a whiney 6th place finisher usually is while professional play sports.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love how these people think so highly of America but think so lowly of everyone else at the same time, without thinking about how America does actually need these other countries.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Also I think we all would like to know what that replay review ref was smoking in that game because they did a shitty job the whole night.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The win is nice but Michigan is cooked next week unless they figure out a lot of shit on offense.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If Bryce Underwood doesn't light Oklahoma on fire, Tommy Carr better start week 3.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Honestly, people who voted for a guy who doesn't know how a trade deficit works should have to take a test to prove they're smart enough to vote. He's so stupid.

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PTKU Mega-Booster @emgoblue2023.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s official: Rutgers got Rushing Rutgered by UMass Incredible way to open week 1

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

She's about to start working in the White House.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Best conference in the nation.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I have felt many emotions in my life, but jealousy of those who want to spend their day working is most certainly not one of them.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So many places you can build data centers and you continue to choose in people's neighborhoods.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Cool. That's not what's happening, so that's why they're so controversial.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Look, Texas voters should be rejecting this guy because he has clearly shown that he cannot handle power responsibly. If they want to vote out Talarico in 2032 for another Republican, I would get that. But they simply cannot vote for this guy.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In to season 8 of Suits and I'm pretty sure we've jumped the shark. They could have and should have ended this show after Mike got out of prison.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No way the SEC follows suit. The SEC has been claiming they're the best conference in the nation and then thoroughly not backing it up in the playoff. They'll take any advantage they can get.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There's a large portion of the Browns fanbase who are unwilling to accept the fact that Shedeur Sanders doesn't have the talent to start in the NFL. Not sure why him being a 5th round pick, then being bad in actual game time, and then having a second coaching staff overlook him isn't enough.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I hope I never need a lawyer in the future but if I do I need Louis Litt as my lawyer

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It'll be 2042 and Republicans will still blame Biden for stuff.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How any military member or veteran can support this man is beyond me.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He's gonna complain after he loses both chambers of Congress and everyone can point to this as an explanation why

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Returned the tariffs to whom? The people that paid them? Or the mega corporations that didn't?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Someone go find Bruce Banner and get him to return the time stone because this is fucking ridiculous.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Are we still burying Lindsey Graham? Didn't he die like a month ago?

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is why Murkowski voted no. Because Cassidy voted yes.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

These guys have no idea how the Constitution works. They're just trying to get sued again and hoping SCOTUS will cover for them.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

When you're healthy, the doctor doesn't need to ask you questions. The last question my doctor asked me, "How do you keep your cholesterol so low? Running?" Yeah, running.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

lol @ this background. Like people give a shit about that anymore.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The thing that cracks me up about the success of progressive candidates is people acting like those candidates weren't voted into office. Like their policy promises aren't what voters have been asking for.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We'd be talking about eggs and milk being cheap if they were cheap.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

@fandango.com charged me a convenience fee to buy tickets for a movie online. I will vote for whichever candidate makes this illegal. This country cannot move forward until we stop companies from fleecing citizens for everything they've got. It's exhausting and it's inexcusable.

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

These guys are fucking bananas

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Simon @simontalks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There are way too many people that are too comfortable sharing pictures of their dirty house online

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