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@simonsorry.bsky.social
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In an effort to get me to pony up for a paid sub, Life360 critique my driving each week. Chat, I've not driven for 2 months or even been in a car for weeks. Where do I sign up?
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's that big a gap between subway and Pret? Mind blown.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no, the integrity of Russian elections may be compromised.
Russia claims election voting system hit by cyber attack
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hear you, but it is definitely possible to have a frustrating experience.
Application submitted 3 months ago, estimated issue date two weeks ago.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Xero using the power of AI to really inform me.
Xero screenshot: "Insights - Explain the importance of profitability"
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That's a fun game. Mine is from 2012 as well. I appear to be less well traveled.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Absolute genius move by someone at the school fare. That's going to do numbers.
Stall advertising KPop Demon Hunter Hair.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Little Venice is looking all right
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So yeah it is really sunny, but it still surprises me when I look at UK electricity generation and solar is the single biggest contributor. Doesn't seem like we've even pushed the envelope on solar deployment and we're achieving this.
Chart showing 38.7%of electricity generation in the UK is from solar currently.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I've consulted widely and the answer will NOT surprise you.
Simon: should you start a podcast
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That and the fact that he verbally abuses refs.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If anyone needs somewhere to store their tanks, artillery or other military hardware this seems like a good price x
A sign advertising military hardware storage for 10 quid a week because Kent
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🤷‍♂️
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This was really notable for me.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is my own fault but Dnd being a seppo creation introduces unanticipated complications. Wtf.
A coin weighs about a third of an ounce so fifty coins weigh a pound (because how could it fucking do otherwise)
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I bought 3 packs... Not a ringing endorsement for the product tbf.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Is there some polling showing that this was the high salience issue? Cos, you know, double-yew tee eff, mate. www.ft.com/content/8669...
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wait what. People don't join professional services firms in the expectation of staying on a graduate wage. City bosses warn on pay as minimum wage closes in on graduate salaries - on.ft.com/3JivCRk via @FT
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Isn't the arbitrage bit the way that the risk has come back around onto banks' balance sheets via loans to the lending to non-banks?
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
We contain multitudes.
A house in Kent, covered in solar panels with an exhortation to "Stop Solar Taking Over!"
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Not that much of a surprise as I am a pretentious wanker.
Diagram purportedly showing that my preference for pictures of food reveal I'm upper middle class, what ever that means in the USA
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Crisps everywhere today. To be clear: these are the greatest crisp ever made. www.theguardian.com/food/2024/oc...
Excerpt from the article, referencing co-op's salt and vinegar crisps
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Chart for the GB energy grid. At the risk of being surprised at what "other people" (who I imagined) think, I do think the scale of the transformation is still under the radar.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
This was fun
Your boundary is at hue 182, bluer than 89% of the population.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Repost with the first video game you remember playing.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Doesn't pass a smell test at all. Image is for UK sales of automatic cars. Obviously the total stock would lag new sales but the direction of travel is clear and in the opposite direction to the OP chart.
Table of percentage automatic vs manual transmission in the UK, 2018 to 2021 showing automatic has gone from 43% in 2018 to 62% in 2021.
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Simon @simonsorry.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
This is me looking on in jealousy
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