Reposted by Simon RoyallWill Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is a surprisingly big lead for rejoin - if it survived a referendum campaign, the outcome would be 66-34. Not even close. 1616146
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If God is everywhere, does he work from the office or work from home? 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The UK is the EU’s biggest trading concern outside of itself. Rejoining is win-win. The lack of goodwill to do so is vastly oversold. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026September 19th is Autumn Day! Or at least, it should be: on this day in 1819 Keats wrote his great poem “To Autumn”. So: happy Ode To Autumn day for all who celebrate. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44484/...poetryfoundation.orgTo AutumnSometimes whoever seeks abroad may find Thee sitting careless on a granary floor, Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing winnowing Separating the wheat… 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well their deal won’t be negotiated by Boris Johnson to an absurd self-imposed deadline during a pandemic, so yeah, probably. 001
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Only took 10 years and 6 Prime Ministers for the truth to be spoken again. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Please remember everyone not to look directly at Nigel Farage as his career is eclipsed. If necessary look at him via the bottom of a bin. 061
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Correction: the money says Elon Musk won’t matter by 2036. www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...thenewworld.co.ukElon Musk says money won’t matter by 2036. Can he possibly be right?If this wild prediction came true, it would make his own companies virtually worthless 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Scrapping net zero is Bond villain behaviour. It really is. “I will continue to pump out carbon dioxide, Mr Bond, and the North Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation, the current that sustains England’s green and pleasant land, will collapse! Mwahahahaha!” 001
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This. For better or worse, the UK has been governed most often from the centre right, and now that position is being scrubbed from the spectrum. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Well that from Andy Burnham sounded rather promisingly as if we will finally be taking all the empty champagne bottles of Thatcherism to the tip instead of trying to refill them with the blood and sweat of the workers. Or something. He sounded socialist and it’s catching. 001
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Fair play to him for that; nonetheless he completely misjudged today. It did the cause no favours. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Speaking as someone who very much wants to rejoin the EU, I wish Steve Bray had found it within him to just shut the f*ck up 160
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Had to get up at two to catch a flight this morning so went to bed at nine thirty. And lay awake in the heat until two. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Thing is, if the people of Clacton ended up with Count Binface as their MP instead of a man who has yet to hold a single surgery in the constituency, it would objectively be an improvement. 021
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hardly surprising when (Cameron aside) they’ve each been charged with squaring the circle of Brexit. Previous PMs have faced challenges but none were judged on an ability to do the impossible. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Disclosure Day: a good but flawed film from a director of genius with some great acting in it, not least from Emily Blunt. Top marks too for the comedy realism of a scene in which a couple try and fail to destroy a phone. 010
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Liz Truss’s enduring gift to us all: a terror of disturbing the bond markets. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Presumably by this they mean physically tow the British Isles across the Atlantic so that Europe is no longer our major trade concern 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Any bookies offering odds on King Charles having more Prime Ministers than his mother? 010
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I think “King in the North” is all too inauspicious given what happened when said king went south. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The best theory I have about Starmer is that he tried to be all things to everybody and wound up being nothing to anyone. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Need more of this: splitting the right. Keep it up, Elon. 000
Reposted by Simon RoyallJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Oh. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBrexit cost 6% of UK economy, Bank of England company data suggestsAnalysis showed how much the UK could have grown if it had not exited the EU. 1122261838
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Reform are racists. People are not voting for them. This is good. There is hope. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A little place called Makerfield, that I’d never heard of, driven through, or even known to exist, just showed us that hope for the next election is now known to exist. 000
Reposted by Simon RoyallDavid Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Nigel Farage is publishing pictures of himself wearing an England football shirt. But he wants to deport more than half the squad. 471050380
Reposted by Simon RoyallArthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Something very dispiriting about the lazy assumption that a people in a place that voted a certain way 10 years ago would be incapable of reacting to new information (and of course plenty of the original voters are now in the great polling booth in the sky). 2155399
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I don’t care if Starmer goes. I don’t care if Starmer stays. I just want everybody across the political spectrum with an interest in stopping Farage from becoming Prime Minister to put their heads together and find a way to meet that crucial objective. I think you’d call it putting country first. 130
Reposted by Simon RoyallMitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026What Labour should be thinking right now: “Huh; maybe spending 16 months endorsing Farage’s policies while horrifying and alienating the base was a bad idea…” What Labour WILL be thinking right now: “Hmm. The racists still don’t like us. We’re obviously not being racist ENOUGH. BE MORE RACIST.” 524567
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Brexit happens. Brexit dials up absolutely everything that made Brexit voters angry, then dials it up some more. Where do they go to stop this? To Mr more Brexit please, Mr Brexit himself, Nigel Farage. It’s the sick voting for the disease. 021
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If every Labour strategist would just pin this on their wall and learn it off by heart, we might have a vague chance of avoiding a Reform government in 2029 010
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Not surprised Charles did well in Washington - it’s not his first speech in an emerging banana republic. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Some of us were never in love with it to begin with. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 12/04/2026That’s a fantastic result from Hungary. There is hope. It almost helps me to forget that in about a month from now, our own homegrown pro-Kremlin snake and traitor, Nigel Farage, is going to do brilliantly in the local elections. 050
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Orban is toast. This is a great night for Europe. And, frankly, for my faith in democracy. 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 08/04/2026“The UK’s economy is expected to be significantly affected” is the current state of the *special relationship* 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Suez, Hormuz: which world power will be humbled next by a stretch of water ending in z? 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 22/03/2026People think Darwinism is “the survival of the fittest.” Sure, but W H Auden wrote a better definition for a social species like ours: “we must love one another or die.” It’s from this poem, which seems all too relevant right now. poets.org/poem/septemb...poets.orgSeptember 1, 1939I sit in one of the dives 000
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 25/02/2026My hope for AI is that in contempt of its formulaic prose everyone starts writing in the great long glorious unpredictable sentences of Charles Dickens and George Eliot again. 000
Reposted by Simon RoyallPeter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Ursula von der Leyen President of the European Commission 👏 421355298
Reposted by Simon RoyallBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 11/02/2026The Epstein files show that Brexit was never a “plucky British revolt”. In reality, Brexit was fed, and empowered, by an entire class of oligarchs and autocrats, who thrive on chaos, weak regulation and brittle institutions.eastangliabylines.co.ukThe will of the rich and powerful: Brexit and the Epstein filesThe Epstein files reveal the role of Brexit in a global network which stands to gain from undermining democracy itself 44811416
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Yes, Epstein, but Starmer’s biggest political missteps and fate-sealers were some time ago: the winter fuel allowance, and alienating swathes of the people who elected him to to woo voters who’ll think he’s a raging communist whatever he does. 011
Reposted by Simon RoyallAlex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Rejoinerism would honestly be an extremely good strategy for Labour to pursue at this point 1028335
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Should Starmer go? Yes. But there is something utterly obscene about him going while Trump, a convicted felon far closer to Epstein than Mandelson ever was, sits pretty. 010
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 16/01/2026It’s January, new beginnings, willpower month, but sadly I’m working from home in a house filled with chocolate left over from Christmas. 010
Simon Royall @simonroyall.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Simple test for whether or not a pizza is ultra-processed: Is it an absolute bastard to slice? Then it’s not ultra-processed. 010