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Simon Payne

@simonpayne.bsky.social
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Semi-professional curmudgeon. What I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in complacency. Not the target market for anything.

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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me too. Canberra birds are the best people I know. Photo from morning walk.
A man on a park bench surrounded by curious birds.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My simple heuristic for this situation is that for something to be a true conspiracy the Templars must somehow be involved. Oh wait.
Battle of good and evil by someone who doesn't realise in this case they are the evil.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Muller was everthing Trump isn't.
Donald Trump's graceless bleat about the passing of Robert Muller.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Not bad here with balloons on the horizon.
Lake Ginninderra, Canberra. Early morning with sixteen hot air balloons on the horizon.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Idea of a concept of a framework of a plan
Proposed Greenland name changes to reflect Trump's idea of a concept of a framework of a plan.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a wanker
Text from Donald Trump
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
An old advertisement about the nutritional benefits of ice cream and why the U.S. Navy serves it.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
How extraordinary I was thinking about your customers this morning as I had one this morning. Hello Cressida
A sulfur-crested cockatoo stares in the kitchen window.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Lake Ginninderra, Canberra, ACT, Australia
Cloudy sky reflected in Lake Ginninderra
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Sir Les Patterson in tuxedo with stains on his shirt
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Not sure what is happening here. Some sort of Swamp Hen conference, I assume.
A large flock of Swamp Hens are in a long line swimming across Lake Ginninderra, ACT.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A curious peacock and onlooker.
A peacock taking an interest in the camera and a peahen in the background watching on.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A happy little dragonfly smiles as it sits on a leaf
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Extending three more coal mines doesn't seem like we are listening; not to Pacific Islands, not to the scientists, and not to what the planet's record temperatures are telling us.
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Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I saw my first Superb Parrot on my morning walk. While the photo isn't the best the parrot really was superb.
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