Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Me too. Canberra birds are the best people I know. Photo from morning walk. 120
Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026My simple heuristic for this situation is that for something to be a true conspiracy the Templars must somehow be involved. Oh wait. 020
Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a wanker 010
Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 20/05/2025How extraordinary I was thinking about your customers this morning as I had one this morning. Hello Cressida 110
Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Not sure what is happening here. Some sort of Swamp Hen conference, I assume. 120
Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2024Extending three more coal mines doesn't seem like we are listening; not to Pacific Islands, not to the scientists, and not to what the planet's record temperatures are telling us. 020
Simon Payne @simonpayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2024I saw my first Superb Parrot on my morning walk. While the photo isn't the best the parrot really was superb. 030