Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 1hMoving forward, I’m going to go ahead and get you to… blah, blah, blah. 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 5hFavourite band when I was 18static.klipy.comGrateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987Alt: Grateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987, which was before Simon was 18. 051
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Quote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ Now’s not the ✨ ✨ time for dick ✨ ✨ measuring, Stuart ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨ 041
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I found it. You’re going to laugh. I thought Anna Kournikova was the ARTIST. 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Geoff, I trust you: On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you put this? 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pretty cool, eh? Lisa is badass. Every time we visit, she goes, “Put on whatever music you want.” I always put on Sticky Fingers. She always gives me the admiring “not-bad” nod. 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My friend Lisa has one of McCready’s picks from a Toronto show! 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours! 020
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Can’t even imagine Chevy’s on-set behavior during filming. Must have been something else. 010
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Huh. I thought Surace went PRO when he turned 18. 26-1-2 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I patted a corgi just now. My day got 100 times better. 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy Britt!static.klipy.comSenator Katie Britt shockAlt: C-SPAN zoom shot of Senator Britt’s reaction to Senator Schmitt’s colossal fuckup. 010
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Scheff was more fun. He must have thrown 50 picks into the audience the time I saw them at Massey Hall. I liked Jeff Coffey a lot, too. 111
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wore out a Chicago Transit Authority LP, a cassette, and had the CD stolen from my car. One of my Top 10 all-time albums for sure! 151
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He died doing what he loved: Attempting to drink Royal Navy sailors under the table. 120
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did somebody say draft?static.klipy.comExcited Yay: Man Carries Many Beer MugsAlt: A man carrying an astonishing number of liter steins of beer simultaneously. 021
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Would I have changed my name the second I was legally entitled to? Gladgly! 010
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My parents were from Scotland. I may have the inside track.static.klipy.comSean Connery Sean Connery SmileAlt: Sean Connery smiles michievously. 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That is not easy peasy. 📰 HEADLINES · Sep 29 🟨+6 🟥-11 🟩-1 🟥-26 🟩+1 410 / 500 · Very Good · headlines.games/sheadlines.gamesHeadlines | Guess the YearGuess the year. Five real events a day. 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Clark, I was today years old before I knew this was a thing. Thank you. Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 29, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 2230 www.britannica.com/quiz/tightropebritannica.comTightrope, a Daily Trivia Game | BritannicaA daily trivia game with 9 interesting questions. If you get three wrong…you lose. Question categories include science, arts, history, animals and math. 120
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comBilly JackAlt: Billy Jack kicks a guy in the face 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The occupants of my office building when the Otis repairman swings by. 130
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most of the ones I deal with are very competent and friendly. This one was a different kind of “Scheißkerl.” 010
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I dealt with a particularly obstinate idiot insurance broker today at work. My reaction is usually to use insults in other languages under my breath. The dingdong in question was speaking to me in French, so I used, “A la mierda, pendeja,” and “Du bist unglaublich dumm.” 231