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@simonjdickie.bsky.social
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Music dork. Complimenter. Ally. Torontonian. My wife Liz is way funnier than me. PFP Alt text: yellow and red Rock N Roll High School button Header Alt text: A blue dragonfly perched on a fingertip.

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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 1h
❤️
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 1h
Moving forward, I’m going to go ahead and get you to… blah, blah, blah.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 5h
Favourite band when I was 18
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Grateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987
Alt: Grateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987, which was before Simon was 18.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 8h
Hang in there, Rich. ❤️
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Quote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ Now’s not the ✨ ✨ time for dick ✨ ✨ measuring, Stuart ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤦‍♂️
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I found it. You’re going to laugh. I thought Anna Kournikova was the ARTIST.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Geoff, I trust you: On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you put this?
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Skeet du jour. 10/10. 👏👏👏
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol. Kimberly Gargoyle
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like Brando did.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty cool, eh? Lisa is badass. Every time we visit, she goes, “Put on whatever music you want.” I always put on Sticky Fingers. She always gives me the admiring “not-bad” nod.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My friend Lisa has one of McCready’s picks from a Toronto show!
Front and back of a yellow guitar pick. One side says “Mike” and has a picture of a black and white Boston Terrier. The other side says “McCready” with ANOTHER black and white dog, which may or not Also be a Boston Terrier.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dickhead Denn!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Niiiiice.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
Vintage A Boy and His Dog movie poster showing a man, shaggy dog, and a scantily-clad reclining woman against a futuristic backdrop.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t even imagine Chevy’s on-set behavior during filming. Must have been something else.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A stone-cold classic. 10/10
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huh. I thought Surace went PRO when he turned 18. 26-1-2
French middleweight boxer Bruno “Brunello” Surace in a Tijuana ring after defeating Jaime Munguia in 2024
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep thinking of the rugby match in The Departed.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I patted a corgi just now. My day got 100 times better.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A safe bet, according to the prediction market apps.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always an A+, you two.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like big biscuits and I cannot lie.
A small white plate of large cheese biscuits on a black glass cooktop. Hungry yet?
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy Britt!
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Senator Katie Britt shock
Alt: C-SPAN zoom shot of Senator Britt’s reaction to Senator Schmitt’s colossal fuckup.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rodney Allen Rippy
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brother can you Speer a dime?
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scheff was more fun. He must have thrown 50 picks into the audience the time I saw them at Massey Hall. I liked Jeff Coffey a lot, too.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wore out a Chicago Transit Authority LP, a cassette, and had the CD stolen from my car. One of my Top 10 all-time albums for sure!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He died doing what he loved: Attempting to drink Royal Navy sailors under the table.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did somebody say draft?
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Excited Yay: Man Carries Many Beer Mugs
Alt: A man carrying an astonishing number of liter steins of beer simultaneously.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice, Hector. Looking forward to these all month!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would I have changed my name the second I was legally entitled to? Gladgly!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesh, of coursh. 😉
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My parents were from Scotland. I may have the inside track.
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Sean Connery Sean Connery Smile
Alt: Sean Connery smiles michievously.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case in point today? “Tyres.”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is not easy peasy. 📰 HEADLINES · Sep 29 🟨+6 🟥-11 🟩-1 🟥-26 🟩+1 410 / 500 · Very Good · headlines.games/s
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Headlines | Guess the Year
Guess the year. Five real events a day.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooooo! I will try this next. Thank you!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clark, I was today years old before I knew this was a thing. Thank you. Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 29, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 2230 www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
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Tightrope, a Daily Trivia Game | Britannica
A daily trivia game with 9 interesting questions. If you get three wrong…you lose. Question categories include science, arts, history, animals and math.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And likely a last. Fuck all the way off, 47.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodnight, Dr. Larch!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Billy Jack
Alt: Billy Jack kicks a guy in the face
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😉
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The occupants of my office building when the Otis repairman swings by.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It was a botched Pop-Tart extraction.”
Boiled hot dogs, one with a particularly Muskesque split end.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Und buenas noches a usted tambien, mein Herr. 😉
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most of the ones I deal with are very competent and friendly. This one was a different kind of “Scheißkerl.”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lucretia in the Sky with Diamonds?
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dealt with a particularly obstinate idiot insurance broker today at work. My reaction is usually to use insults in other languages under my breath. The dingdong in question was speaking to me in French, so I used, “A la mierda, pendeja,” and “Du bist unglaublich dumm.”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[driving]
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