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@simonjdickie.bsky.social
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Music dork. Complimenter. Ally. Torontonian. My wife Liz is way funnier than me. PFP Alt text: yellow and red Rock N Roll High School button Header Alt text: A blue dragonfly perched on a fingertip.

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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 4h
Favourite band when I was 18
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Grateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987
Alt: Grateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987, which was before Simon was 18.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 23h
Quote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ Now’s not the ✨ ✨ time for dick ✨ ✨ measuring, Stuart ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
Vintage A Boy and His Dog movie poster showing a man, shaggy dog, and a scantily-clad reclining woman against a futuristic backdrop.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I patted a corgi just now. My day got 100 times better.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like big biscuits and I cannot lie.
A small white plate of large cheese biscuits on a black glass cooktop. Hungry yet?
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rodney Allen Rippy
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Billy Jack
Alt: Billy Jack kicks a guy in the face
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Dumbass Stupid
Alt: Kitty and Red Forman think I’m a dumb-ass
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My panic? Widespread.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight at El Mocambo: middle-aged people line-dancing to Montel Jordan. God, I love Toronto.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What’s your favorite Bible verse, wrong answers only.
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Drink Your Milkshake - Daniel Day Lewis
Alt: “I drink Your milkshake” - Daniel Day Lewis as Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here’s an awesome piece of Toronto history right across from my office:
Ovate blue sign: 
TORONTO LEGACY PROJECT
AND HERITAGE TORONTO

THE AMERICAN BOXER RUBIN CARTER, KNOWN AS
Hurricane Carter (1937-2014), WAS JAILED FOR 18 YEARS FOR A MURDER HE DIDN'T COMMIT.
IN TORONTO, HE HELPED FREE MANY WRONGLY CONVICTED CANADIANS, WORKING OUT OF AN OFFICE HERE FROM 1993 TO 2004.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just saw The Odyssey. Don’t know how those guys lasted ten years on a beach with no Jimmy Buffett.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We watched Field of Dreams tonight. My wife pointed out that when Ray goes to the feed store to ask if it’s reasonable to hear voices in a cornfield, “Crazy” by Patsy Cline is playing in the background. Never noticed that before. So great.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your favourite Disney princess (wrong answers only).
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Soviet Space Race Propaganda Poster
Alt: Soviet Space Race Propaganda Poster featuring Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman in space (Vostok 6, 1963)
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fun stuff we say: Whenever we catch the cold open of a Jerry Orbach episode of Law & Order, we wait for the obligatory Briscoe one-liner before it cuts to the credits and at the same time go, “Oh, Lenny!”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: “Raiders of the Mislaid Ark”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Live • Laugh • Lycanthrope
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No matter how shitty my day has been, “I Want You Back” by The Jackson 5 always makes things better.
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Michael Jackson & The Jackson 5 Performing
Alt: The Jackson 5 Performing on TV. Possibly Ed Sullivan
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
Sympathique - Pink Martini (1997, Heinz Records)
A yellowy-beige album cover featuring three boys rollerskating, while another watches, in front of the Eiffel Tower.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Billy Connolly
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hal Douglas
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Brother William of Baskerville, as portrayed by Sean Connery in the 1986 Jean-Jacques Anneau film, The Name of the Rose. He is wearing a hooded grey wool Franciscan cassock and reading a book. Artwork by Jesus Sanchez Alba
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Somebody is laying rank farts on the subway right now. GTFO
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
Tim Roth and Gary Oldman as Guildenstern and Rosencrantz—or is it the other way around?—about to be hanged in Tom Stoppard’s 1990 film adaptation of his play, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. A Soviet employee quits, seeking a better organizational structure.
Movie poster for The Hunt For Red October (1989)
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Arby’s hat logo with the words, “Terence Trent D’Arby’s”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Red and white fake Arby’s ad showing a gross-looking sandy and even grosser fries. Caption reads, “Shit Sandwich”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Face I'm submitting for BSKY verification
Sean Archer’s Travolta face from John Woo’s Face/Off (1997)
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire
Ze fabulous Karl Lagerfeld posing in front of a wall of red roses.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Drop something ENORMOUS 🗽🦖🖤🦕🐳
Mountainous monstrosity, Cthulhu.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Happy birthday, Ringo!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Drop an image from your favourite film. 🎥
Sean Connery as Soviet ballistic missile submarine captain Marko Ramius peering intently out to sea from the conning tower of Красный октябрь.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks! @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Add a word, ruin a musician Mickey Hart Failure
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.
A photo of The Death of Marat (1793) by Jacques-Louis David, taken in The Louvre in May 13, 2026.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Awwww! I am so lucky! 😘❤️
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Please sir, my Dan is steely.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bloodjort
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Two balls!”
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Drop something YELLOW.
A poster for the movie “Old Yeller”, picturing the main characters and the yellow lab. The title appears in red capitals an appropriately yellow background.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18
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Creepy Alien Encounter
Alt: Buzz-cut Ellen Ripley in absolute terror, with a drooling xenomorph all up in her face.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He could fit in a SHU-box.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Grogu Gardens
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Saw the Bruno Mars show here in Toronto tonight. Wow!
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.
The poster’s wife pictured sitting in an airplane, with two Pringles chips as a duck bill.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Mr. Mojo Risin? Nope.
Jim Morrison’s gravesite in Paris’s Cimetière du Père-Lachaise, covered in wilting flowers and various other tributes. Photo taken by Simon on 5/15/26.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My hot take on the Louvre? Way too many crucifixions.
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Jim Jarmusch’s Doctor Doolittle
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Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Accordion man with cat near Notre-Dame de Paris.
A Frenchman wearing a beret, sitting on a folding chair holding an accordion with a black and white cat sitting on top of it. Adorbs.
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