Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 4hFavourite band when I was 18static.klipy.comGrateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987Alt: Grateful Dead Live: Jerry Garcia in 1987, which was before Simon was 18. 051
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 23hQuote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ Now’s not the ✨ ✨ time for dick ✨ ✨ measuring, Stuart ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨ 041
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours! 020
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I patted a corgi just now. My day got 100 times better. 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comBilly JackAlt: Billy Jack kicks a guy in the face 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What’s it like inside your head?static.klipy.comDumbass StupidAlt: Kitty and Red Forman think I’m a dumb-ass 021
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tonight at El Mocambo: middle-aged people line-dancing to Montel Jordan. God, I love Toronto. 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What’s your favorite Bible verse, wrong answers only.static.klipy.comDrink Your Milkshake - Daniel Day LewisAlt: “I drink Your milkshake” - Daniel Day Lewis as Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood. 020
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Here’s an awesome piece of Toronto history right across from my office: 021
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just saw The Odyssey. Don’t know how those guys lasted ten years on a beach with no Jimmy Buffett. 051
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We watched Field of Dreams tonight. My wife pointed out that when Ray goes to the feed store to ask if it’s reasonable to hear voices in a cornfield, “Crazy” by Patsy Cline is playing in the background. Never noticed that before. So great. 031
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Your favourite Disney princess (wrong answers only).static.klipy.comSoviet Space Race Propaganda PosterAlt: Soviet Space Race Propaganda Poster featuring Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman in space (Vostok 6, 1963) 031
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Fun stuff we say: Whenever we catch the cold open of a Jerry Orbach episode of Law & Order, we wait for the obligatory Briscoe one-liner before it cuts to the credits and at the same time go, “Oh, Lenny!” 010
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Downplay a book or movie: “Raiders of the Mislaid Ark” 062
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026No matter how shitty my day has been, “I Want You Back” by The Jackson 5 always makes things better.static.klipy.comMichael Jackson & The Jackson 5 PerformingAlt: The Jackson 5 Performing on TV. Possibly Ed Sullivan 030
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains. 151
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Somebody is laying rank farts on the subway right now. GTFO 121
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. A Soviet employee quits, seeking a better organizational structure. 040
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks! @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social 000
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. 030
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18static.klipy.comCreepy Alien EncounterAlt: Buzz-cut Ellen Ripley in absolute terror, with a drooling xenomorph all up in her face. 110
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Saw the Bruno Mars show here in Toronto tonight. Wow! 010
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone. 020
Simon @simonjdickie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026My hot take on the Louvre? Way too many crucifixions. 010