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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Surgery on 2 November. Wednesday: spent the day listening to podcasts about 7/10. Terrible.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Monday: ✅ Two to go, although maybe three, I expect to hear when my surgery will happen in the next couple of days.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Greens can fuck off as well

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Merci, James. It will pass. x

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My week... Today: wisdom tooth extracted Wednesday: anniversary of 7 October Friday: tribunal for my apartment Fun !

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He said that all his grandparents were killed in the Holocaust, yet they'd all been born in Britain. It's a lie.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My father was the only remaining member of his family when he was liberated from a concentration camp, the rest murdered by Nazis. This is just one tiny reason that Zack Polanski can fucking fuck off.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Do you know X?" "Know 'im? I've 'ad 'im." I disappoint myself.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What to do if you want to look decades younger than your actual age, with a glass finish to your apple cheeks. zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/o...

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Other people’s stories

I can’t explain why people share such profound moments with me. I’m moved that they do, and flattered, and I listen to them.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Merci, James. I should have called it Uptown. Top Ranking, maybe. xxx

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James @northamptonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Great fun, made me smile. (Although it’s canon, btw 😬)

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What to do if you want to look decades younger than your actual age, with a glass finish to your apple cheeks. zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/o...

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Other people’s stories

I can’t explain why people share such profound moments with me. I’m moved that they do, and flattered, and I listen to them.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh, another point, anyone that says, "Free Palestine," knows nothing about the conflict.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Really really brave to say "Free Palestine," from the stage of a pop concert. You can only admire anyone who does so, and Palestine is so much freer because of them.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Isn't it ! The gift was a jar of Gwynneth's moisturiser, I suppose for my vagina. Tom works at Elle, so just had to reach into their freebie cupboard. x

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He asked if I'd heard of YouTube. It may surprise you that I have... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/15/6...

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68. Jesus.

Enjoying pictures of imaginary himbos is like wanking over videos of dead porn stars: it’s a bit creepy.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Everyone I've discussed this with, and there have been many, think 69 is the worst dish on the sexual smorgasbord. xxx

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Merci, James. You can read all about it on Tuesday. And shannah tovah, too. x

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hi. Would it be ok if I used this tweet in a blog I'm writing? I'll credit your sky handle of course. OK if the answer is no. Thanks. Almost no one reads my blog. zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com

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Zou bisou

My life in Paris

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know! I love the choreography7 of that. It's a real 11pm number. Sends them out happy.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I didn't know them. I didn't know many people, really.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I do, although I haven't been there for at least 15 years. Is that you? the dark girl looks familiar

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I would mind less if I felt ill. x

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh, James. Think I'll just say that. x

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James @northamptonian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“He reminded me of myself, oh, 45 years ago, and perhaps he could see his own future in me, I hope he didn’t despair too much. I told this to Alan who looked at the man and said, “What happened?” 45 years is the answer, but both replies are crushing.”

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Because I don't spend enough time on health issues, I've just taken a home test for colo-rectal cancer. Yuck.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

N E W ! Our eyes met for an instant, and, I don't think I imagined this, there was a spark of time travel between us... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/t...

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The phoney war

Our eyes met for an instant, and, I don’t think I imagined it, there was a spark of time travel between us…

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