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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 10h

The Greens can fuck off as well

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 14h

My week... Today: wisdom tooth extracted Wednesday: anniversary of 7 October Friday: tribunal for my apartment Fun !

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My father was the only remaining member of his family when he was liberated from a concentration camp, the rest murdered by Nazis. This is just one tiny reason that Zack Polanski can fucking fuck off.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Do you know X?" "Know 'im? I've 'ad 'im." I disappoint myself.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What to do if you want to look decades younger than your actual age, with a glass finish to your apple cheeks. zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/o...

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Other people’s stories

I can’t explain why people share such profound moments with me. I’m moved that they do, and flattered, and I listen to them.

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James @northamptonian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Great fun, made me smile. (Although it’s canon, btw 😬)

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What to do if you want to look decades younger than your actual age, with a glass finish to your apple cheeks. zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/29/o...

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Other people’s stories

I can’t explain why people share such profound moments with me. I’m moved that they do, and flattered, and I listen to them.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Really really brave to say "Free Palestine," from the stage of a pop concert. You can only admire anyone who does so, and Palestine is so much freer because of them.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He asked if I'd heard of YouTube. It may surprise you that I have... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/15/6...

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68. Jesus.

Enjoying pictures of imaginary himbos is like wanking over videos of dead porn stars: it’s a bit creepy.

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James @northamptonian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“He reminded me of myself, oh, 45 years ago, and perhaps he could see his own future in me, I hope he didn’t despair too much. I told this to Alan who looked at the man and said, “What happened?” 45 years is the answer, but both replies are crushing.”

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Because I don't spend enough time on health issues, I've just taken a home test for colo-rectal cancer. Yuck.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

N E W ! Our eyes met for an instant, and, I don't think I imagined this, there was a spark of time travel between us... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/t...

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The phoney war

Our eyes met for an instant, and, I don’t think I imagined it, there was a spark of time travel between us…

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

N E W ! Our eyes met for an instant, and, I don't think I imagined this, there was a spark of time travel between us... zoubisoudotblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/t...

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The phoney war

Our eyes met for an instant, and, I don’t think I imagined it, there was a spark of time travel between us…

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This was, of course, really interesting, and entertaining. Might be my favourite podcast. And, if you're interested, I found Rebecca free on Apple Books podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/t...

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Rebecca: Daphne du Maurier’s Gothic Epic

Podcast Episode · The Book Club · 24 August · 1hr 10min

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'd forgotten that my shower in Tel Aviv, (almost TENyears ago) was decorated with this classy lassy...

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Thanks for asking, I'm now both pink and perky.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Today I look like a tree of owls.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Someone put a "Do not slam this" sign on the inside of the front door the other week. Yesterday they put the same sign on my door, but no one else's. Pass agg, or what? I tore it off and slammed my door closed.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

All the dentists are on holiday, of course. Operation might have to be postponed until my birthday. Great.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

All the dentists are on holiday, of course. Operation might have to be postponed until my birthday. Great.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Rod Liddle had a child (a son?) called 'Wilder'.😎

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I'm taking a glass, and it started raining quite heavily. There was a short shower the other morning, but it hasn't really rained for weeks, maybe months. The people in the bar actually cheered.

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Simon @simoninparis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Today I saw, I can hardly believe it, a woman writing a cheque.

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