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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 17h

Love all the evocative words aimed at gammons. ‘His majesty’s’ ‘royal’ ‘our boys’. All the words that give the gammons a little chubby.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Three types. Third type is the poor who’ve not benefited at all but think they’ll be millionaires eventually so still defend it.

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everything that's wrong with our nation. Everything that's broken. Everything that's corrupted. Started with her.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every PM does in this festering hole. Only concentrate on the soccer fans. No other sport exists

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Maybe soccer fans should stop being tribalistic twats who run round fighting. Cricket and rugger fans drink in stadia happily with the opposition and nothing ever happens.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That’s always my argument. This just happened to be the sod of earth on which I was born. Therefore I’m not proud of it

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I remeber the good old days where people wore it on the day. C’est tout. Now presenter where it for two months. Cars have them on the grille year round. It’s pathetic.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nice to see a grownup in charge. Rather than twats with hollow three word phrases

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We’re shocked that this career politician is acting like this. Right?

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Flagging how Americanised they all are. That’s why the hated the Europeans so much

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I mean. Fancy sending mad Nad out to defend you 😂. How many gins had she had by that stage

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not really. It sums up the U.K. class system perfectly. If you’re rich and attended the right school you’re a hero.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Anyone impressed that honest Bob looks in the mirror and doesn’t see a simp?!

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Claire #FBPE ☘️ 🍉 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🐝 🦮🇮🇪🇧🇪 💙💚 @fbpech.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We NEED Zack in Parliament. There is nothing more to say.

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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Unfortunately, the knuckledraggers don’t give a toss. He can be as bent as a nine bob note as long as he continues to facilitate their prejudice.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Far better to see it in France. Better food, climate and conditions 😁

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I love how he deepens his voice when standing in parliament. As though that helps give him some gravitas

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I’d bet there’s similar numbers for the U.K. population. As a whole they seem thick af

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Shockingly shit idea. Greens will be fucked if that happens

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I mean. A career politician who’s had no other job his entire life acts like a corrupt career politician. Whodda thunk it!?

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Loved watching his show when it was shown in the 90s. Genius

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good leadership. Showing the world how to work together. U.K.- leader strumming a guitar like a cut price David Brent 👀

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

On a day where he’s reiterated that the EU red lines will remain, thus pandering to the wankers- this just looks wanky

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just looks performative to me 🤷🏼‍♂️. He’s a lot of gloss So far. More Blair than Starmer. I’d honestly rather he just worked on improving stuff than constant photo ops

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Making the U.K. looking even thicker and cuntier than ever

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Always throwing up the ‘anti-Semitic’ thing. That’s how Israel became the monster it is now. Do something shitty, when people complain say ‘antisemitic’ and suddenly the oppo goes away

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Now imagine if it had some someone British trying to create some energy with the god awful dirge God Save the King 👀

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Same in the UK. Tory party sells stuff off and fucks the economy. Labour come in and try hard to fix the ruination. But the media is all right wing. So they get the story out that it’s Labour being crap

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My cunty brexshitter father in law who lives in Lincolnshire and goes to London as little as possible has a visceral hatred of Khan and ULEZ cos he’s been told to.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Same in the uk. Lower debt but still massive and still nothing to show. Thanks to Thatcher and Reagan. Same policies

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

And Labour will tackle the problem by becoming more Reform than Reform.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

He first appeared in my consciousness on radio 4 show Veg Talk I think it was called. He was the crap one of the two and less intelligent and appealing. So obvs the Beeb as usual promoted him not the other fella.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

And all they’ll do is veer further towards Fartage and the wankers.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Thank god we have Lisa nandy as media minister eh. She’s really shaken them up hard

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Also tone deaf, chairing a cobra meeting and sending out an announcement thereafter banning disposable bbq, while talking about drilling the North Sea Not really mentioning the real problem.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Because Lisa nandy. She was fucking awful in opp so was obvs going to be even worse in power

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’ve never been proud to be British. It’s just the sod of land on which I was born. It’s just a random thing. Never understood the idea.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The BBC created Fartage 25 years ago. They’re likely going to be the last to let go of promoting him.

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Simon #FBPE🏉🏏🪃🇫🇷🇪🇺🇳🇪 @simoninfuriated.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

They created Fartage 25 years ago. It’s probable therefore that they’ll be the last to let go

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Bettina Struff #Woke #NHS #RejoinEU @bettinastruff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

But hey, Burnham has good eyebrows. And he wears a T-shirt and talks with a Northern accent. That's got to count for something, right?

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

how is this worse than I expected

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

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