Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Started writing this a year ago, and completed around half of it to keep me busy for four months during unexpected redundancy. It hasn’t been as easy to devote time to it since starting near full-time work in January. Almost finished now, and hoping it will be available in November. 3212
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anyone else watching BBC Gardeners’ World and wondering if there’ll be complaints to Points of View about how Monty was handling the growing aubergines on the plant? 😬 000
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026BBC commentator on the high jump in the Diamond League Ultimate Championship said “the sky is the limit”. The limit is definitely lower than the height of the sky. 020
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026First service completed at two years old. Typical efficiency for mixed driving in this ambient temperature is around 5 miles per kWh, making a full charge last close to 250 miles, and costing around £3 from an overnight charge at home. 181
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026A bit behind with sharing this as the next issue is only a couple of weeks away. Anyway, quite a lot of interesting EV stuff here.magazine.fwg.digitalCOVER - EV Fleet World Issue 3 | 2026EV Fleet World Issue 5 2022 010
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The first K13 Nissan Micra I’ve seen deployed for takeaway delivery. After the sterling service of the K11, and incremental replacement by the K12, this represents a momentous changing of the guard in the UK. 020
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Tomorrow will be the XJ12’s 33rd birthday. It’s been treated to a new set of Michelin Primacy 5 tyres, and a fresh MOT. 10607
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026June-July issue of Fleet World.issuu.comFleet World Magazine – June-July 2026 130
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I haven’t been here much recently. But you’ll see a lot more of me as I start promoting my book in the next few weeks. 140
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Drove the new Mazda 6e last week on splendid roads in North Wales. Loved it. Report coming soon in EV Fleet World. 3151
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If the Mandalorian never removes his helmet in the presence of living beings, why does he have a moustache? Surely he needs to put a false moustache on the front of his helmet. 030
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 03/06/2026New Toyota Hilux 2.8 D4-D 48V Hybrid and Toyota Hilux BEV. High and mighty or strong, silent type. 020
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Still making progress on my book about the history of the UK company car and the policies that shaped it. Last week I had a fascinating lunch with Ashley Martin, who edited Fleet News through much of the 1990s – and appointed me as a reporter in 2000. 180
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The story about the phrase “throwing one’s name into the ring” reminded me of my pet hate of people saying “the proof is in the pudding”, when the correct phrase is “the proof of the pudding is in the eating”. I’m not a violent man, but I have worrying moments when I hear the former. 000
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I support the semantic reclamation of the word ‘humbled’, which is now routinely used incorrectly by people accepting awards or accolades. Humbled comes from the Latin ‘humus’, meaning earth or soil. It literally means being pushed into the dirt – a description of defeat, or punishment, not success. 020
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 24/02/2026First issue as editor of Fleet World.issuu.comIssuu ReaderReader for Issuu 020
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Just letting those interested know I am now posting on Substack from time to time. 011
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 17/02/2026New Substack: how some car brand spin-offs work better than others.open.substack.comThe brand spin-off: an overview of divergent fortunesWhy some brand launches hit the spot, while others seem wide of the mark. 030
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I’m now on Substack delivering occasional automotive insights. If you like that kind of thing delivered to your inbox, go there and hit subscribe.substack.comSimon Harris | SubstackCutting through the hype around EVs, car values, and product strategy. Three decades in automotive journalism and valuations – now possibly writing what the industry doesn’t always want you to hear. 000
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Probably an illustration of shrinkflation, as well as gouging by Kraft/Cadbury and supermarkets. Three years ago the standard bag of Mini Eggs weighed 90g and cost £1. Now, it’s 74g and costs £2. The ‘family pack’ weighed 296g three years ago and costs £3. Now it’s 256g and £5.50. 2103
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Week one at Fleet World complete. Busy, messy, creative – and plenty of fun reminding myself why I’ve loved this industry for more than 25 years. 130
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I’m looking at the calendar counting down to the end of 2025, which feels like a good moment to take a breath. To be honest, the period of sudden unemployment I went through this year was a bit of a shock to the system. It’s a strange, unsettling place to be. 110
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 05/12/2025What a fantastic night at The Guild of Motoring Writers Awards. It was a pleasure to see so many friends, colleagues and supporters come together to celebrate the very best in automotive journalism. 📸 Jakob Ebrey 130
Reposted by Simon HarrisTheo Leggett @theothebald.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Very pleased to have won Business Writer of the Year at the Guild of Motoring Writers’ awards last night…many thanks to the Guild and the judges. Congrats to all the other winners! 111
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 29/11/2025100 days ago, I discovered my role was being made redundant. Many of you will be familiar with that feeling of dread and upheaval that comes with career uncertainty. 1/4 260
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned 1973 Jensen SP auto 1988 Bentley Turbo R 2006 Jaguar XJ6 2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI 1993 Jaguar XJ12 080
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Me, remembering how to sell stories this week.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man talking on a telephone with the word humming below himALT: a cartoon of a man talking on a telephone with the word humming below him 040
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I was very happy to offer my car market insight in this interview with Ennis & Co, on the importance of keeping residual values in focus for new brands entering the UK.ennisco.comResidual Values & the Battle for Brand Credibility in the UK Car Market | Ennis & CoAl Clarke interviews Simon Harris on how residual values influence brand credibility and success in the competitive UK automotive market. 040
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Four weeks since my previous post here. I think I’ve learned from M*sk that my life doesn’t depend on social media. 130
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Bsky has been brought to you today by the letters X and J, and by the number 12. Last pic by @andrewbrady.bsky.social. 0121
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Rapture is tomorrow. Finally, some good news.tribune.com.pk‘RaptureTok’ goes viral after prophecy claims world will end soon | The Express TribuneA prophecy from South African pastor Joshua Mhlakela has ignited a viral TikTok movement about the end of times. 240
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 28/08/2025From an era when excess came as standard. #JaguarXJ12 1133
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 22/08/2025After four years in a role I cared deeply about, I’ve reached an unexpected full stop. It’s hard to step away from something you’ve built, but I’ve always believed that every ending carries the seed of a beginning. I don’t yet know what the next chapter looks like, but I’m ready to find out. 5110
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 17/08/2025My Mini notified me about a “surprise” to be found in the apps section. 290
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 16/08/2025When choice leads to confusion: how range complexity can undermine residual values. We all know variety can help a model appeal to more customers. Equipment grades, powertrain choices, and option packs can capture a wider audience, and this can also translate to stronger appeal as a used car. 142
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Wondered about posting a version of a LinkedIn rant here. What’s the etiquette? 100
Reposted by Simon HarrisBrian Butterfield @brianbutterfield.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz. I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’. 812316
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Top 10 banger tv themes when I was a kid (1970s edition): 1. The Adventures of Rupert the Bear Sung by actual pop star Jackie Lee, it charted at No 14 in the UK. Rating: 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘youtu.beThe Adventures of Rupert Bear - Original 1970 Titles (pre-2017 print)YouTube video by BluetheFortune 221
Reposted by Simon HarrisLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Sometimes I write out a long comment rebuttal and then just delete it because I realize I don’t care. Do recommend 1938561
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Washed ready for my first meet with Spalding and East Elloe Classic Car Club tomorrow. #Caturday 1100
Simon Harris @simonharris.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Arriving at yesterday’s Festival of the Unexceptional, like a boss. 2210