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Simon Boyne

@simonb84.bsky.social
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Dublin, Ireland. #rugby, #PublicTransport, #ActiveTravel

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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sam and Jack's international careers are over capsar's the wave of the future
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Jack and Sam debate is endanger of going stale. I'm taking it to strange new places
Sam and Jack's . International careers are over.
Caspar's the wave of the future.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Caught by the same camera 3 times? Like seriously. If you're on 9 points lads change your driving style
A lot of people have lost their licences he said I have a registered nurse with 3 children who got 2 of these then got another in July and lost her license
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peace in our times
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey babe wake up the URC is back!
"Love it despite absence of an all-black"?
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The faithful this season #traitorsIrl
As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why I'm here
Venn diagram

Simpsons nerds

Rugby nerds

Insection with Overly online Bluesky posters
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get ready for Leinstertainment , Leinstertainment, Leinstertainment!
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The faithful are getting 2 of this biggest signs ever. Who could the traitors be? #traitorsIrl
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#SpéirGorm #IrishPolitics
Hmm... needs more fuel duty cuts

With FF and FG marked
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tonight's round table #SpéirGorm #TraitorsIrl
I saw one of the traitors,
and the traitor did or didn't look at me.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lol people so incompetent they'd not pass a driving test on the roads forever. The lolz will be endless. And of course the RSA are sponsoring #SpéirGorm
Screenshot of https://about.rte.ie/2026/08/26/coming-soon-to-rte/

About the random driving test
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The chair of the transport committee's opening statement has leaked
Er, uh, well... In light of these new fares,
of which I now realize I was largely aware,
I must take action.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said to pull the tab off one can of tomatoes is unfortunate, two is just careless
Two cans on pull top tomatoes with not puller
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A government TD saying nothing to do with me boss while hanging the NTA out to dry #IrishPolitics #SpéirGorm
Grace Boland hangs the NTA out to dry
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The government have issued a reply to Dublin Commuters
We've altered your public transport fares.

Pray we don't alter them further
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Give me strength. www.independent.ie/irish-news/p...
We made a game of it. Seeing how many stupid things we could say in a day, then trying to break that record
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Unfortunately can't make the meeting but this
Dublin bikes expansion plan
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So you're telling me the French for Wand is Bread roll ?
Pictures of a wand with Baguette for the French
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
There's a Welsh guy who hates the WRU , a Welsh guy who hates the WRU for a different reason, and shadowy cabal of Irish Rugby fans who control the league .
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Decision meme.
Banning the national herd to appear to be taking action on roads

Banning cars to appear to be pro the national herd

FF-FG man
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Current mood #URC #rugby
When are they going to get
Back to playing in the URC ?
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Irish Times giving this energy today #IrishPolitics #SpéirGorm
Things you should have learned a long time ago.
Such as: solar panels need the sun .
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
See you later povs. I'm going to we rich
This year, I invested in eclipse glasses .
They've been going up the whole month of August ,
and I got a feeling they'll peak about October
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Unbelievable shit show continues in Wales youtu.be/hutRrKQq8Dg?...
Homer as The board of the WRU shouting 'don't you hate Welsh Rugby'
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm ready for the new #URC season #rugby
Now that's what I call Leinstertainment
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Star wars

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scrum and villainy
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lisa! If you don't like your Welsh Rugby you don't try to improve it .
You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Don't you hate Welsh Rugby?
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe, but maybe we don't want to be the board of the WRU no more.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every bank holiday
But I'm using my whole ass.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No notes
Starmer’s Doctor who obsession is the final suicide note of the British economy
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All things are about Munster v Ulster Irish pronunciation conventions
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me replying with simply this panel
Aw...
It's a boy, and what a boy!
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fianna Fáil's manifesto for the next general election just leaked! #IrishPolitics #SpéirGorm
A sign saying
No skateboarding no bicycle riding, no rollerblading and no scooter riding
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well, my work is done here.
What do you mean, your work is done?
You didn't do anything.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me telling the kids the history of the #URC #Rugby #BestLeague
The stage was now set for the rainbow cup,
which I believe was some sort of Italian job .
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's Ireland's World Cup I'm heading.
Irish Rugby update: Conor sleeps nude in an hopeium tent
which he believes gives him Ireland quarter final winning powers.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We need a no South Africas club
We might as well face the truth. As long as we're playing rugby union south Africa will control our lives

Simpsons meme
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
20 other panels in that scene and that was the best one?


Simpsons meme
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
Ian Madigan cries
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The artistic director during the shoot
Simpsons meme
Hmm.. Needs more crotch
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Currently looks like this FYI
Screenshot of RTÉ homepage featuring Le Pen story
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Simpsons meme
Comic book guy ooh! I've wasted my life
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Welsh are back
Darr, they'll be shit talking for hours.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
International rugby could use a string section . Mr. Burns.
Are you mad?
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dylan Pietsch having some game #AusVIre
I guess you might say he's having a peach of a game.
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#AusVIre #rugby
Well, it's been 40 minutes. How do you feel?
I don't know. I kind of want a chocolate bar .
That's a good start. What's your brand?
Anything by Mars
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New potatoes are floury flavorless shite. I don't understand the hype #IrishPolitics
Change my mind meme

New potatoes are the worst kind of potatoes
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