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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Called it for you buddy!
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Window built to see the sunrise 🤌
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was them last year…
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moving day! As you do in NYC, the couch doctor is coming to cut the couch in half to get it out the door, and put back together on the sidewalk 🤯
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably not the best idea before I board this flight
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s time! After winning the inaugural, we lost the last 2 to the Bobby’s and are looking to take the 🏆 back. Wish the Jerry’s luck!! ⛳️
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just did a thing that makes me very happy. Having a couple celebratory slices 🍕
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lost him to cancer a long long time ago, but trying to wrap my head around how he would have been 100yrs old today. Happy heavenly Dad 💙
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My son adopted this cat, and despite best efforts it’s hair was just too matted. He now has a gremlin as a pet. Before and after lol
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s farmer’s market tomato season, and always anchovy and mayo season!(sorry haters)
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wanna bet?
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NYC adding the shame tactic to the $65 hour picket for not moving your car for street cleaning. Like anyone fucking cares what others think! Lmao
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@sulkirk.bsky.social
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We met the absolute cutest little baby yesterday 🥰 @harharbinks.bsky.social you really outdid yourself with this little guy!! 🩵
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve taken up temporary residence here
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who needs drugs 🤷‍♂️ @msmeredith.bsky.social - what am I looking at here?
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
M&T Bank for the win! Check out this debit card design they let me choose
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Right on Scoot, sending this with love 🖕
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Love when I get some used mozz sticks in the box with my new towel order (and only 40% of the towels we ordered) 🤮
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When they have a cocktail called Morning Dew, you order it
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey @phastenough.bsky.social , this is what I’m talking about in the chat. Can’t post pic there, but this is just the last month on the Cape 🦈
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Gowanus has an attractive allure to it, for a superfund site and all Nobody getting here early to claim space though @sulkirk.bsky.social
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Game time. Father son rivalry time. Go Yanks!!
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When you go to move you car for street cleaning but end up just hanging out in it b/c Peaches just started
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dolly would have loved this smoothie 🩷
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This, with white pinstripes and some other pimped out jersey things the previous owner did
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now this is a marathon I have trained my entire life for (Ps - not sure who made these, but I would)
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not sure I’m going to accomplish anything greater than this today
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She’s cheating on you with this loser
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Assure as the sun will rise! Say hi to Mrs Met for me
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s no Action Park, but Splish Splash has some good rides. This one where the floor drops out on you is probably the best thrill there. #bombsaway
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The spiral light of Venus Rising first and shining best From the northwest corner Of a brand new crescent moon
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jerry would have loved this song
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When you order flagels and light on the cream cheese but they send you the fattest bagels you’ve ever seen
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is my whole place booby trapped?!?! @halleycomet3.bsky.social @steelytom1.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Will you welcome please, the Grateful D..” 💣 💣 (FM broadcast with full intro on Relisten is tits)
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s a cheese doodles for lunch kind of day
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish I still had my eclipse glasses from 2017
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Goddamn you Talls!!! @halleycomet3.bsky.social @steelytom1.bsky.social This will be my personal voodoo doll all season. Cowboys going to win the Super Bowl because of your antics!! @mikelowetpt.bsky.social and @zzbenz.bsky.social - did you have anything to do with this? 🤨
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck off! It’s still summer and hot as balls.
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Since when do you speak German? lol
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🎶 Put some beer in the butt Let’s Bronx cheer in the butt…
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And nothin’s gonna bring him back 😢
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Forgot about this pic I took one night in Italy….”call it art!”
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Last supper of an amazing trip. Finally got the bouillabaisse dinner that I was looking for. Amazing setting taboot. Ready to come home and just hoping there are no wook squatters there!
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🆂🅸🅼⭕️🅽 @simonb72.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, @bobbby.online , I think you would enjoy this game. Taking pics of yachts anchored off the beach in South of France and asking Gemini to tell me about them - specs, costs, amenities, owner, history… …while eating chicken tangine flavored potato chips. This one is my current subject
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