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joannes @playthroughline.com · 30/06/2026
A vicious cycle of four steps surrounding a black cat with a thousand-yard stare and a dapper little tie. The four endlessly cycling steps read:

-going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

-ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach

-your data is probably for sale online now

-that means someone could easily impersonate you
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Seamus the Shank Engine @warmh20penguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
stop doomscrolling. put down your phone and take a doomwalk outside. doomdrink some water. doombreathe.
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Simon @simonask.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ever found yourself allocating altogether too many strings, just to get human-friendly output? crates.io/crates/liter...
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crates.io: Rust Package Registry
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/06/2025
A very thoughtful post
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Simon @simonask.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I made a new ultra-efficient string interning library for fun and profit. Pretty proud of the amount of magic here, not gonna lie. simonask.github.io/introducing-...
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Introducing Stringleton
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Simon @simonask.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I made a thing: simonask.github.io/introducing-...
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Introducing Werk
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Simon @simonask.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m totally horrified, and so on. - Slavoj Žižek, 2024
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