Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 01/09/2026I think I met him once when a friend tried to convince me to join Redgate. Seemed like a fairly normal guy - for a CEO. 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 02/08/2026Didn’t mean to write Bot George - but, then again, … 030
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 02/08/2026That last post from Bot George “lo-fi Sean” could have been written by Trump - it has all the same beats and patterns. 110
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 11/07/2026“Arcadia Pihliusements"… yeah, no, that’s horrible. 000
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 11/07/2026So the option preferred only by Peterborough and Fenland? 000
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 05/07/2026Radio 4 news report on protests in Germany featured an Oompah version of Das Model - and disappointingly I can’t find anything on YouTube 000
Reposted by Simon MiddletonDes @desdelboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Rob's in the garden doing some sort of craft work with the kids." 917734
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 14/05/2026Will Starmer visit the constituency to support Burnham during the campaign I wonder? 220
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 01/05/2026Whitby Museum has, or had at least, a hand of glory and a tempest prognosticator - make time for it if you can. 010
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 22/04/2026So I guess now would be a good time to get into Boards of Canada then? 000
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 09/03/2026So if I use the VPN on my laptop to connect to my home network do I have to look in the mirror first to prove my age to myself? 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 08/01/2026A friend and I have been to nearly all of the Heart of Noise events, enjoyed every one, and will be very sorry to see it end. We‘ve bought the album and brought a few new people in (sadly not to become regulars). I wish there was more we could do to help. 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 31/12/2025No idea I’m afraid but would be interested in hearing if you have any success with anything. I just throw away anything that gets like this as it’s unusable - would be nice if they were savable 000
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 29/12/2025Well, of course I knew that… obviously… (quietly shuffles away back to the lurker’s corner) 010
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 29/12/2025That sounds like it should be incredible, very jealous. Please post a review! 110
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 19/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. 110
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 19/12/2025You know tomorrow is the last posting day for 1st class cards… 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 06/12/2025Stereolab at the Royal Festival Hall. Not sure why they booked it as they kept asking people to get up and dance (frowned upon by security) and rip up the seats “like they did in the 60s” (also frowned on). 150
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 22/11/2025@cravenfaults.bsky.social at the ICA (early show). Epic. 020
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 10/11/2025See also all those who think everything they disagree with is an ideology - and what they believe is just common sense. 030
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 10/11/2025If that’s Wikipedia you’re quoting then it does include live albums - sensible since often they consist of new material and not much really live. And of course are some of their best work 110
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 08/11/2025Three quarters of the way through the CDGXX day 2 at the Blue Moon and it’s all been a blast so far. Very good of them to delay the 2nd half start by 15 mins to give me time to get back from my pizza as well :-) 000
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 06/11/2025Ace! I feel a visit to Zhonghua for dumplings may be in my future. 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 06/11/2025Will be at the Blue Moon for this on Saturday. Should be epic. 010
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 06/11/2025But when do we eat?? Or do I need to bring sandwiches? (Saturday) 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 19/10/2025I can see frantic rewrites on the next episode of South Park: “No, Trey, he’s already filmed himself shitting on America from a great height - think of something else, quickly!” 020
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 16/10/2025Once you’ve spent a day constructing a list of what counts it’s probably quite easy to work out. For example do you include: - live albums - “live” albums mostly recorded in a studio - cupdiscs, technically not albums but can be 40mins+ - official bootlegs … 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 13/10/2025I know, it’s an outrage! On tomorrow, though. 000
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 19/09/2025Misread that as Cantabrigian and wondered how October had arrived so soon. 010
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 08/09/2025I imagine they all have a serial number somewhere. Time to harness your inner train spotter. 100
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 08/09/2025“Chestartan” - the previously unknown Scottish quarter I guess? 010
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 06/09/2025I don’t under what he has against chips… I thought he loved his happy meals? 010
Reposted by Simon MiddletonCelia Richardson @celiarichardson.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Customer feedback this week; ‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’ Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst. 811225278
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 03/09/2025I’m hoping for lots of variants on Northy McNorth Face and Southy McSouth Face. 010
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 23/08/2025What a great looking thing! I’d been idly wondering whether it was possible to do something similar but didn’t have the time to do a decent job. Do you just scrape all the venue sites? 000
Reposted by Simon MiddletonSimon Harding @simon.colchester.social · 23/08/2025Just a quiet mention of a new thing: musiclivecambridge.com It's like the Colchester site, but for Cambridge. Early days yet, while I add more and more data, but hopefully it'll be useful to someone. Anyone out there based around #Cambridge?musiclivecambridge.com Music Live CAMBRIDGE 233
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 18/08/2025True - credit where it’s due I guess. Be even better if they’d put PÆDO’S 020
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 17/08/2025Can’t the apostrophe in paedo’s represent the fact that letters have been dropped? 210
Simon Middleton @simon.theultraworld.org · 16/08/2025Here in Romsey they just stroll down the road in the middle of the day. Our cat will chase them off if they dare to come into the garden though. 010
Reposted by Simon MiddletonMatthew Purchase @thecyberdevil.bsky.social · 12/08/2025NEW PHOTOS!!!! - Taken by The Surrey Herald around 1964/65 - Carole Ann Ford (Susan) is accompanied by some Daleks not long after The Dalek Invasion of Earth was filmed to Woking for a publicity visit. There's about 17 photos from this visit. More in the reply. 913245
Reposted by Simon MiddletonSulk Rooms @sulkrooms.bsky.social · 11/08/2025One of the best promoters around @elifyalvac.bsky.social has put together a compilation with recordings from their Heart Of Noise events in Cambridge. My contribution is from when I was there in April playing violin through distortion units heartofnoisecambridge.bandcamp.com/album/heart-...heartofnoisecambridge.bandcamp.comHeart of Noise Cambridge Fundraiser Vol. 1, by Heart of Noise Cambridge20 track album 042