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Berner boy🍁

@simon-63.bsky.social
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Motorcycles, computers, beer, Berners, Roughnecks, Stampeders, Flames. Not necessarily in that order. Cynophilist. simoncashmore-myjourney.blogspot.com

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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the next on about?
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He would challenge for the #1C in calgary... which says more about us than him.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And a very sexy one at that.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Calgary Flames legend!
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Canada.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That bum!
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey Habs fans.... thoughts? flamesnation.ca/news/calgary...
flamesnation.ca
Report: Flames interested in Canadiens forward Kirby Dach
<p>Kirby Dach’s tenure with the Montréal Canadiens is in question. According to NHL insider Frank Seravalli, the Calgary Flames have interest in the Fort Saskatchewan product. The 25-year-old who play...
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
View from my deck. First frost. Sunday, September 27, 2026. 6:02 AM. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 0℃
View from my deck.
First frost.
Sunday, September 27, 2026.
6:02 AM.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
0℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Immediately following the trade between the Flames for Huston and Slafkovsky.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day! This looks worthwhile. Give a kid a book. libraryfoundation.ca/dollyday/
libraryfoundation.ca
Dolly Parton Day - Calgary Public Library Foundation
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2nd last.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wankers.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What do you mean "we," paleface?
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My ex GF honestly thought Warren Zevon was singing "where was the thunder." Try it... it almost tracks. And still makes me laugh.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Unfortunately, your website is so loaded with pop-ups and ads that it's virtually unseable.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
View from my deck. September 20, 2026. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 6:53 AM MDT. 8℃
View from my deck.
September 20, 2026.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
6:53 AM MDT.
8℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess I need to clarify.... I'm not looking for podcast recommendations, just a player.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've never been much of a podcast guy, but if i wanted to catch the odd one, what's the best platform. I'm really only interested in audio, for the most part.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
simoncashmore-myjourney.blogspot.com/2026/09/no-m...
This post got pushed to the background. I didn't feel it was complete, but it's been another month or so and I have far to much to add so I'll post this now and work on getting caught up soon.
Also, I am moving from WordPress to Blogger as WP decided to change my template and remove features. I assume this in a misguided attempt to get me to pay them.
WordPress can kiss my unwashed, hairy newly, skinny ass.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😆
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yup... took 3 passes.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There was a Chinook, which is a warming trend brought on by warm westerly winds. The temperature can go from -20C to +20C in well under 24 hours. They are common in Southern Alberta. 2/2
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The movie was crap. Over-hyped. And it was made in my backyard. We had a good laugh when DiCaprio stated he had witnessed climate change first-hand while making this movie. 1/2
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nico.
Nico
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh I get it... just think a large number won't... especially South of the 49.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is not a North American joke.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A friend just told me he was on a pilgrimage in Spain. I didn't expect that.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do people think it's acceptable to say crap like "god bless you" without having a clue to the other person's beliefs? Keep your religion to yourself.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I believe the correct answer was Sue.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Telly Savalas Kojak
Alt: Telly Savalas Kojak
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who loves ya baby?
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Beat me to it.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After his accident be "found god" and stopped drinking. He became rather pious, as I recall.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An onion tart is a savory baked pastry featuring a flaky crust filled with sweet caramelized onions and melted cheese.
Ingredients: 1 sheet store-bought puff pastry or pie dough, 2 pounds yellow or red onions, thinly sliced., 2 tablespoons butter and 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 cup shredded Gruyère or Swiss cheese Fresh thyme leaves, salt, and black pepper 1 tablespoon balsamic glaze or sherry vinegar (optional)
Instructions: Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C). Cook the sliced onions in butter and oil over medium heat until soft and golden brown. Roll out your pastry dough on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Layer the cheese and cooked onions evenly over the dough, leaving a small border around the edges. Bake for 20 to 30 minutes until the pastry is puffed and golden brown. Garnish with fresh thyme and slice to serve.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy crap.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Edward Woodward is such a fun name to say.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hahahahaha.
I bet no one can give me an example of something that's unthinkable.
Um, like Mike Tyson's boat?
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's what I did. Hit me up if you want deets.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hahahahaha.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Americans are not the enemy. The US government and those that support it are.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
E-mail I just receieved:
A message from Elections Alberta 
A very small percentage of thousands of special ballot packages sent have been reported to have some problems. We're sorry for the inconvenience and apologize for any confusion or concern this may be causing. For assistance in getting a new package, please contact at 1.877.422.VOTE(8683). 
Special ballot packages that were sent by mail include a declaration that electors using this voting method are required to sign and return in their special ballot package. 
It contains a line “I declare that I am unable to vote at an advance voting place or a voting place on Election Day” that is causing concern and confusion for electors. This is carryover language from a previous version of the Election Act which required reasons to apply for a
special ballot. 
Electors may cross out the statement “I declare that I am unable to vote at an advance voting place or a voting place on Election Day” and complete the rest of the declaration, and Elections Alberta will accept it. 
This language is not included in the declarations provided to electors who picked up their ballots in person from Elections Alberta.  
All ballots returned in completed special ballot packages, regardless of the way they are folded, will be accepted by Elections Alberta.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm unclear what that has to so with the current situation.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Regardless. There isn't so there is no recourse.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Should. But council does not have a code of conduct.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thursdays.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Same with Shoppers.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is
Alt: The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FFS. It rains in Toronto and it a friggin' national story. Get over yourselves.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Daily Walkoff Blue Jays #733 "XBH By Year" 🟡🟡🟡🟡⚫️ 🟢🟡🟡🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They just said on the radio that Calgary is approaching 2M people. That's nuts.
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