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Motorcycles, computers, beer, Berners, Roughnecks, Stampeders, Flames. Not necessarily in that order. Cynophilist. simoncashmore-myjourney.blogspot.com

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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Canada.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
View from my deck. First frost. Sunday, September 27, 2026. 6:02 AM. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 0℃
View from my deck.
First frost.
Sunday, September 27, 2026.
6:02 AM.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
0℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
View from my deck. September 20, 2026. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 6:53 AM MDT. 8℃
View from my deck.
September 20, 2026.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
6:53 AM MDT.
8℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
simoncashmore-myjourney.blogspot.com/2026/09/no-m...
This post got pushed to the background. I didn't feel it was complete, but it's been another month or so and I have far to much to add so I'll post this now and work on getting caught up soon.
Also, I am moving from WordPress to Blogger as WP decided to change my template and remove features. I assume this in a misguided attempt to get me to pay them.
WordPress can kiss my unwashed, hairy newly, skinny ass.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nico.
Nico
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An onion tart is a savory baked pastry featuring a flaky crust filled with sweet caramelized onions and melted cheese.
Ingredients: 1 sheet store-bought puff pastry or pie dough, 2 pounds yellow or red onions, thinly sliced., 2 tablespoons butter and 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 cup shredded Gruyère or Swiss cheese Fresh thyme leaves, salt, and black pepper 1 tablespoon balsamic glaze or sherry vinegar (optional)
Instructions: Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C). Cook the sliced onions in butter and oil over medium heat until soft and golden brown. Roll out your pastry dough on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Layer the cheese and cooked onions evenly over the dough, leaving a small border around the edges. Bake for 20 to 30 minutes until the pastry is puffed and golden brown. Garnish with fresh thyme and slice to serve.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hahahahaha.
I bet no one can give me an example of something that's unthinkable.
Um, like Mike Tyson's boat?
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
E-mail I just receieved:
A message from Elections Alberta 
A very small percentage of thousands of special ballot packages sent have been reported to have some problems. We're sorry for the inconvenience and apologize for any confusion or concern this may be causing. For assistance in getting a new package, please contact at 1.877.422.VOTE(8683). 
Special ballot packages that were sent by mail include a declaration that electors using this voting method are required to sign and return in their special ballot package. 
It contains a line “I declare that I am unable to vote at an advance voting place or a voting place on Election Day” that is causing concern and confusion for electors. This is carryover language from a previous version of the Election Act which required reasons to apply for a
special ballot. 
Electors may cross out the statement “I declare that I am unable to vote at an advance voting place or a voting place on Election Day” and complete the rest of the declaration, and Elections Alberta will accept it. 
This language is not included in the declarations provided to electors who picked up their ballots in person from Elections Alberta.  
All ballots returned in completed special ballot packages, regardless of the way they are folded, will be accepted by Elections Alberta.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Earlier today, I saw a
bumper sticker that said
"I'm a veterinarian,
therefore I can drive
like an animal." Suddenly
I realized how many
proctologists are on the
roads...
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
View from my deck. September 1, 2026. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 6:58 AM MDT. 9℃
View from my deck.
September 1, 2026.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
6:58 AM MDT.
9℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
View from my deck. August 23, 2026. 5:49 AM MDT. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 18℃.
View from my deck.
August 23, 2026. 5:49 AM MDT.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
18℃.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holy crap.
SAN JOSE SIGNS MACKLIN CELEBRINI TO A 5-YEAR $18.8M AAV DEAL
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
HOW TO PREPARE TOFU
Step 1: Throw into trash can
Step 2: Fry up some bacon
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Thursday, July 16, 2016. 5:16 AM. 15℃.
View from my deck.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Thursday, July 16, 2016. 5:16 AM.
15℃.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm on the mend, apparently. Still not on solid food, but apparently, I can drink beer and ride my bike.
July 12, 2026. First ride in over 4 months, since before treatment started.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hey Habs fans friends. What do you think of this?
This image displays "Watch The Stats Round 1 Grades," likely evaluating NHL team performances or draft picks.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just a thought!
Instead of buying fireworks buy 2 cans of pet food for a shelter animal.
Don't make a noise...make a difference!
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph."
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Heavy Metal poster.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Angry beavers.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm willing to bet that you never imagined that one day you'd be looking at porn through reading glasses.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Good morning.
This widely shared banner features a pun that is generally considered to be a deliberate, humorous joke rather than a genuine translation error.The cartoon features a boba tea cup with a face and a straw.It plays on the idea of drinking tapioca pearls through a wide straw, suggesting the viewer "suck my balls".
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This image is a meme featuring a hockey player superimposed on a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.     Subject: The person is Connor McDavid, a professional hockey player for the Edmonton Oilers. Context: The meme puns on the phrase "not your year" with "Nacho Year," a common sentiment in hockey fan banter.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thank-you.
This image is a meme featuring a hockey player superimposed on a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.     Subject: The person is Connor McDavid, a professional hockey player for the Edmonton Oilers. Context: The meme puns on the phrase "not your year" with "Nacho Year," a common sentiment in hockey fan banter.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. April 30, 2026. 5:47 AM. MDT (fuck DST) 6 ℃
View from my deck.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
April 30, 2026. 5:47 AM. MDT (fuck DST)
6 ℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. April 28, 2026. 6:05 AM. MDT (fuck DST) -1 ℃.
View from my deck.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
April 28, 2026. 6:05 AM. MDT (fuck DST)
-1 ℃.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This text outlines arguments against adopting permanent Daylight Saving Time (DST) in Alberta, focusing on geographic location and health impacts.    Geographic Mismatch: Alberta is located significantly west of the ideal longitude (\(105^{\circ }\text{W}\)) for the Mountain Standard Time (UTC-7) time zone. Solar Noon Delay: On standard time, solar noon in Calgary already occurs around 12:50 PM, similar to a typical DST solar noon, making MST function like DST. Health and Safety: Permanent DST would delay sunrises, with Grande Prairie seeing sunrise as late as 10:19 AM in December, depriving residents of necessary morning light and disrupting circadian rhythms. Benefits of Earlier Light: Aligning time closer to solar time promotes better sleep, lower risks of chronic diseases like heart disease and diabetes, and improved academic performance in children.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This image marks International Bat Appreciation Day on April 17th and highlights the ecological importance and history of bats.
Fossil Records: The earliest complete bat skeletons are approximately 52-53 million years old and show advanced flight adaptations.
Cultural Symbolism: While often seen as ominous in Western culture, bats symbolize happiness and good fortune in Chinese culture.
Ecological Impact: Bats are crucial for pest control, pollination, and creating fertilizer.
Conservation: Bat Conservation International (BCI) was established in 1982 to protect bats through research and education.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. April 11, 2026. 6:52 AM. -1 ℃
View from my deck.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
April 11, 2026. 6:52 AM.
-1 ℃
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This image is an advertisement for the Diamond Power Tools DM1855-E hydraulic nail gun.
It features an extended seven-year warranty.
The product is marketed for heavy-duty applications.
The advertisement emphasizes reliability and strength.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Found on a different platform. What's yours? I'm likely A F H L, & M (unless I'm not drinking then it's N).
This image is a menu infographic asking users to create a custom steak dinner by choosing one steak, two sides, one sauce, and one drink from the provided options. 
Steaks: Ribeye, Filet Mignon, New York Strip, or T-Bone.
Sides: Creamy Mashed Potatoes, Garlic Butter Asparagus, Roasted Brussels Sprouts, or Loaded Baked Potato.
Sauces & Drinks: Peppercorn Sauce, Garlic Butter, Chimichurri, Steakhouse Mushrooms, Red Wine, Sparkling Water, Iced Tea, or a Classic Cocktail.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
View from my deck. April 4, 2026. 7:02 AM. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 6℃.
View from my deck.
April 4, 2026. 7:02 AM.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
6℃.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy Easter.
Jesus kite.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
WTF???
Final Score: The Vancouver Canucks defeated the Colorado Avalanche with a score of 8 to 6.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Saw two of these yesterday. Managed to get this shot at a red light. Blocking the whole lane and apparently not going anywhere. It was amazing how many people struggled. Not me.
Bus stuck in the slippery conditions blocking the lane.
Wednesday, March 25, 2006. 5:15 PM.
Calgary, Alberta Canada.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
One cm of snow my ass!
My snow covered car.This was supposed to be 1 cm.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Changed breweries. Now it's Cabin Brewing's Irish Amber.
Cabin Brewing's Irish Amber.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Treating myself this afternoon to a pint of Annex Ales' Equal Measure Hazy NEIPA.
A pint of Annex Ales' Equal Measure Hazy NEIPA.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Home crap this aged well.
Common Crown's Andy's Wee Heavy Barrel-Aged Scottish Ale.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Gotta love riding to work in March.
2018 Harley Davidson Road Glide Special.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
View from the 3rd floor while I wait for my CT scans. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Match 17, 2026. 7:37 AM.
View from the 3rd floor while I wait for my CT scans. 
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Match 17, 2026. 7:37 AM.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
A Bernese Mountain Dog wearing a green top hat for St. Patrick's Day.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Logo of the Calgary Roughnecks lacrosse team.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Nico having a little cucumber snack.
Nico having a little cucumber snack in the snow.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pictures of dogs saying what they do.
I lead the blind
I protect livestock
I detect drugs
I like cheese
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
View from my deck. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. March 8, 2026 7:014 AM MDT. 8℃.
View from my deck.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
March 8, 2026 7:014 AM MDT.
8℃.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Self-report? LOL
Self-report.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nico & Rio patiently waiting for dinner time. #goodboys
NicoRio
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
View from my deck. Sunday, March 1, 2026. 6:59 AM. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. -14℃.
View from my deck.
Sunday, March 1, 2026. 6:59 AM.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
-14℃.
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Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Always fun times in the ol' cul-de-sac.
A buncha cops in my cul-de-sac. At a neighbor's a coupla doors down.
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