Reposted by SimeonManbearcat @manbear.cat · 11/09/2026Update: I WON. I beat those evil fucking fucks at ICE. There is a small measure of justice in this country still! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 2736642
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Really? Dolly taken before *him*? I’m convinced he’s made a deal with the devil. 020
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Good thing my PTO request was approved because I already booked my flights 🤭static.klipy.comDan Levy Says Thank You So MuchALT: Dan Levy Says Thank You So Much 030
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Me: Hey, can you do X task when you come into the office on Wednesday? Coworker: Yeah, can you remind me? Me: 151
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.static.klipy.comInception CityALT: Inception City 010
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Me pretending I’m the main character because I bought flowers at Trader Joe’s 121
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Randomly remembered some people I used to confide in and I ruined my own day 130
Reposted by SimeonManbearcat @manbear.cat · 26/05/2026If you grew up in a certain subset of evangelical subculture—like I did—“Testify to Love” was on repeat for years. Its re-release has been emotional! I had a quick ugly cry when @simeona94.bsky.social texted me the song and it’s in my Pentecost rotation yet again. :) sojo.net/articles/int...sojo.netA ’90s Christian Hit Song Is Now Blooming as a Queer Anthem“Testify to Love” means more to former Avalon singer Michael Passons now that he can sing it as “someone who has embraced my identity.” 5171
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I get that SF is a “bring your dog everywhere” city, but after seeing one pee on a grocery store shelf, I’m thinking we’ve gone a bit too far. 030
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Most days, I really enjoy my job. Other days, I have to send a justification email for the purchase of 8 forks to keep in our communal kitchen 🙃🍴 130
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’m not sure he appreciated this, but it gave me a good laugh 🤭 110
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Waking up in SF this morning after all the rain like:media.tenor.coma wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall .ALT: a wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall . 140
Reposted by SimeonCamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Breakfast with @joshuaking.bsky.social & @simeona94.bsky.social 2312
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 26/12/2025🎶 O come let us adore him [her] 🎶 *This is NOT Ai. I’m just that big a dork* 0101
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 20/11/2025How your email finds me:media.tenor.coma young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . 120
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Me about to fall asleep and then realizing 10 mins too late that I forgot about street cleaning (and thus didn’t move my car) 🙃 #SFprobs 130
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 09/11/2025NYT Wordle on 11/8/25 This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣 010
Reposted by Simeonferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/11/2025when the espresso and Wellbutrin hit at the same time 3969
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 01/11/2025A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social 0101
Reposted by SimeonJoshua King @joshuaking.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Happy Halloween from @simeona94.bsky.social and I! 1101
Reposted by SimeonPop Crave @popcrave.com · 30/10/2025Demi Lovato as Poot Lovato for Halloween. 201004166
Reposted by SimeonZach Everson @zacheverson.com · 25/10/2025Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's fluteforbes.comPhotos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s BallroomThe privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself. 6351041190
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind… 041
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/10/2025A friend’s very straight husband: “Yeah, sometimes I’ll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like, ‘Where’s all your stuff at?’ and I say, ‘It’s really tight but I fit it all in there.’” Me: “Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.” 020
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Anyone have the contact info for *those* Etsy witches? I’ll pay them double to protect Dolly. 010
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Good morning to everyone except anyone who as ever wronged Britney Spears ever 010
Reposted by SimeonNancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Life on SSRIs be like 729658
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 12/08/2025The current political climate is exhausting. Does Claire’s still do lobotomies? I’m getting real tired of all this, grandpa. 030
Reposted by SimeonJoshua King @joshuaking.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Happy Birthday @simeona94.bsky.social ❤️ 091
Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂 1101