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@simeona94.bsky.social
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Cat enthusiast living in SF 🌈

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Manbearcat @manbear.cat · 11/09/2026
Update: I WON. I beat those evil fucking fucks at ICE. There is a small measure of justice in this country still! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Opening BS this morning…
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
📍 White Sands National Park — New Mexico 🍑
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Really? Dolly taken before *him*? I’m convinced he’s made a deal with the devil.
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good thing my PTO request was approved because I already booked my flights 🤭
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Dan Levy Says Thank You So Much
ALT: Dan Levy Says Thank You So Much
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me: Hey, can you do X task when you come into the office on Wednesday? Coworker: Yeah, can you remind me? Me:
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Inception City
ALT: Inception City
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Guess who’s debt free 💅🏼
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🖤 🎶 This is your burial 🎶 ❤️
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me pretending I’m the main character because I bought flowers at Trader Joe’s
Screenshot of Meg Ryan in You’ve Got Mail holding a bouquet of flowers
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pink Block Party outfits inspired by Mother Mary 🩷
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Randomly remembered some people I used to confide in and I ruined my own day
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Manbearcat @manbear.cat · 26/05/2026
If you grew up in a certain subset of evangelical subculture—like I did—“Testify to Love” was on repeat for years. Its re-release has been emotional! I had a quick ugly cry when @simeona94.bsky.social texted me the song and it’s in my Pentecost rotation yet again. :) sojo.net/articles/int...
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A ’90s Christian Hit Song Is Now Blooming as a Queer Anthem
“Testify to Love” means more to former Avalon singer Michael Passons now that he can sing it as “someone who has embraced my identity.”
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Out of context Drag Race spoilers #AS11
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I get that SF is a “bring your dog everywhere” city, but after seeing one pee on a grocery store shelf, I’m thinking we’ve gone a bit too far.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Most days, I really enjoy my job. Other days, I have to send a justification email for the purchase of 8 forks to keep in our communal kitchen 🙃🍴
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I can’t join ICE because I graduated high school ☹️
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Not my house, but I know my way around.
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I have an idea for an Erica Kirk drag performance…
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A Pokémon you’d have based on how you look 😎
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m not sure he appreciated this, but it gave me a good laugh 🤭
Screenshot of a chat thread. It shows that an agent named “Brian” joined the chat. Simeon then sends a gif of Stewy from Family Guy saying “Hello Brian” to Brian the dog.
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Waking up in SF this morning after all the rain like:
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a wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall .
ALT: a wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall .
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CamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Breakfast with @joshuaking.bsky.social & @simeona94.bsky.social
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
🎶 O come let us adore him [her] 🎶 *This is NOT Ai. I’m just that big a dork*
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How your email finds me:
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a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Me about to fall asleep and then realizing 10 mins too late that I forgot about street cleaning (and thus didn’t move my car) 🙃 #SFprobs
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The face / the scent
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
NYT Wordle on 11/8/25 This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
when the espresso and Wellbutrin hit at the same time
the many faces of Hilary Duff on the cover of her single Mature
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
What’s your favorite slutty movie? 🖤
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Joshua King @joshuaking.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween from @simeona94.bsky.social and I!
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I need someone to freak out with me 🖤
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 30/10/2025
Demi Lovato as Poot Lovato for Halloween.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 25/10/2025
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
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Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom
The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.
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CamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
we got Hexed at Terror Vault
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind…
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A friend’s very straight husband: “Yeah, sometimes I’ll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like, ‘Where’s all your stuff at?’ and I say, ‘It’s really tight but I fit it all in there.’” Me: “Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.”
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Anyone have the contact info for *those* Etsy witches? I’ll pay them double to protect Dolly.
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Good morning to everyone except anyone who as ever wronged Britney Spears ever
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Life on SSRIs be like
A screenshot of a Google Play Services notification

It says "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing" several times
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
New shirt. New moto. New me. ✌🏼
Photo of my shirt reading, “Live, Laugh, Lobotomy”
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The current political climate is exhausting. Does Claire’s still do lobotomies? I’m getting real tired of all this, grandpa.
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Joshua King @joshuaking.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Happy Birthday @simeona94.bsky.social ❤️
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Simeon @simeona94.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂
Selfie or me wearing a black bunny mask
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