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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 12h
Show me a picture on your phone that isn’t you but has your energy
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 14h
One of the most avid Trump fans I know just shared this. I really wonder if there’s anything in my life I’m this blind about, because YEESH.
Fulton Sheen quote:

"A spirit of license makes a man refuse to commit himself to any standards. The right time is the way he sets his watch. The yardstick has the number of inches that he wills it to have. Liberty becomes license, and unbounded license leads to unbounded tyranny. When society reaches this stage, and there is no standard of right and wrong outside of the individual himself, then the individual is defenseless against the onslaught of cruder and more violent men who proclaim their own subjective sense of values.
Once my idea of morality is just as good as your idea of morality, then the morality that is going to prevail is the morality that is stronger."
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 14h
my food app needs an entry where I can just log a meal as "I fuckkked uppppp" in the most obnoxious Larry David voice possible
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Christen has been absolutely heroic trying to keep her family going through one massive trauma after another. If you can throw a few dollars her way, please do! And please share. gofund.me/f07aefadd
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Donate to Help Christen Rebuild After a Fire, organized by Christen Rowles
Hi, my name is Christen, and I am starting this fundraiser for myself and my six ki… Christen Rowles needs your support for Help Christen Rebuild After a Fire
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I invented the oven. Well, that’s just what I’m calling it now, until I come up with a snazzier name, like “Hotsybox” or “Transform-a-bread.” Or heck, can you really beat “Funcooker?” www.simchafisher.com/2026/10/09/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 486: Grill, baby, grill!
Happy Friday! Come along with me and I will tell you about an incredible new invention I have made, which will revolutionize baking forever.  But first, a little background. I think I’ve…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today’s earworm is Jennifer Aniston’s crazyputty rendition of “Happy Birthday.” I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m really, really sorry
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A mere six weeks after brain surgery, I have mopped. Please clap
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who up making me a panel of they cheese?
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your pickles don’t look like they were violently captured from a bog, what are you even doing? www.simchafisher.com/2026/10/02/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 485: Rusty dipthongs and greasy ennui. And guacamole!
Happy Friday! One must imagine Simcha saying something poignant here, something amusing and a little bit weird, making a captivating opening for this week’s food post. Then she will say somet…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my teenage daughter’s teachers gave the class an assignment written by AI. So she says, “if you can’t be bothered to write it, I can’t be bothered to do it. I’ll take the zero.” (That sounds canned, but she actually talks that way.) So he apologized and said he would write a new assignment.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Public radio needs to have a fund drive to compensate me for the effort I expend trying to hear it as “Leila Fadel” instead of “Fal-din.” I’m wearing out perfectly good ears here.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tiramisu with sugared raspberries for my daughter’s birthday. I added a little gelatin to the whipped cream on top, and it held its shape for over 24 hours!
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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What’s for supper? Vol. 484: It finally happened, I used up all my words writing and now I can’t think of a title
Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya. (And now ends the part of this post where I find out how old you guys are.) Happy Friday! Coming up to five weeks post surgery, I am…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of ick responses to Fulton Sheen’s jawbone! Understandable, but worth getting past. Here’s an article I wrote about why Catholics are the way we are about bones and such. www.oursundayvisitor.com/relics-may-b...
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has anyone considered asking McDonald’s to name a burger after him? I genuinely believe that would keep him busy for a couple of weeks and maybe we could get something done around here
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Itff becorapive gorg feafon, muvverfupper
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look at him! He’s noteworthy!
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still my most underrated tweet
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC and Fox all refusing to give him any attention. This is essentially how I get through to our boxer Sonny when he’s been really terrible, and boy does it work. I wish our president were as smart as a dog, but I guess you can’t have everything.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good news, everybody
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love how impressed they are
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
General public: We can't afford gas, groceries, or healthcare, and we realyl dislike the whole "maybe we're at war today" and "maybe there is no constitution anymore" thing Kash Patel: WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TALENTED BUT ILL-USED VICTIMS OF BESTIALITY? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cat (Friday, a Russian blue) and dog (Sonny, a boxer) are now best friends, and united against this chipmunk
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Our cat got set up in the bathroom as a timid little kitten, so he could have a safe spot while he got used to our dog. He now considers the bathroom his special bachelor pad, and is super excited when anyone comes to hang out with him (ie go pee).
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Benedictine Sisters of Perpetual Adoration @benedictinesisters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[PIC] A rising sun above white clouds [TEXT] God of mystery and grace, we believe even when we cannot see. Strengthen our faith in the unseen - in hope taking root, love at work and Your presence guiding us each day. Teach us to trust beyond what our eyes can prove. Amen.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean who
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Brain surgery recovery, day 19. Sho wore it better?
A pumpkin with an odd lump on the side 
A 51-year-old woman’s head with an odd lump on the side
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh gosh, thank you so much
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am mostly just lurking around in bed, and I do, like, one thing per day to stay sane. Sometimes that one thing is just eating soup in the most repulsive way imaginable because my lips and cheek are still leading a life of mystery and unpredictability. www.simchafisher.com/2026/09/04/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 483: Smooth dinner, smooth brain
Happy Friday! Happy nopioid day to me! Warning: This post has some scar pics in it, plus a lot of complaining, so don’t read if it you hate that!  There have been some freaking UPS AND D…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
man, I was pretty sure I was tired of hearing about Dolly Parton, and then Gloria Steinem died. Yes yes may her soul rest in peace but GAH
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
SHIT LIKE A MAN
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please do. In my experience, primary care. Doctors are insanely out of date when it comes to what treatments are available. A lot of triptans are lifesavers, though, if you find the rifht one.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Noooo
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On a bench outside the hospital and this dude walks by carrying a plastic tub that is making a very audible “lub-dub… lub-dub” sound. I kept my cool but couldn’t look away, and eventually realized it was his water bottle smacking against the side. I’m fine, not crazy.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ahaha, me too. I feel like if he could teach his dog to talk, he would insist it refer to him as “the prophet”
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😍😍😍 bsky.app/profile/nefa...
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OH I AM SO PROUD OF MY HUSBAND nefac.org/news/new-ham...
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New Hampshire Journalist Damien Fisher to Receive Freedom of Information Award – New England First Amendment Coalition
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you! Rapidly less painful sounds awesome
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just a little post-surgery round-up! The short version is: It went great and I'm getting better, and I don't care what's for supper! www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/28/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 482: Not my problem
Hello! Happy Friday! Happy DEFINITELY RECOVERING NOW day to me!  My brain tumor craniotomy was nine days ago, and it went very well. I’ll share some medical details next, for those who f…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It has been a week since my brain surgery! I now have a big, permanent ❓on my head, which, fair. But seriously, I feel like I dodged so many bullets. Thank you, Lord Jesus. and thank you to my husband, who has been doing EVERYTHING
My face in profile showing an incision with 41 staples on my scalp
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This world is currently our home, and it’s all right to love it, and it hurts to lose things, or to think about losing them. It hurts to think about passing away, into what, we don’t really know.So how do we function in the face of this profound and ancient fear? www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/20/d...
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Dear Piggy
One of the more pleasant accounts I follow on social media is by a “mudlark” — someone who scavenges for lost and discarded items in a riverbank, especially on the river Thames. I enjoy the t…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Whether that idea brings you panic or relief, here’s a thought I return to again and again:  Most of your relationship with your children happens when they are adults.  www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/19/p...
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Parents of older kids: You’re not done yet
Hello, parents of adult children. How you doing? Things are so much easier now than when your kids were little, right?  Yeah, I know. Kind of yes, but also very much no. Things are e…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
youre telling me ALLE Menschen werden Brüder?
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What I said: I’m almost done building the treehouse, and then you can stain it. What my kid heard:I’m almost done building the treehouse, and then you can stay in it. She was like, …. Wait.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What a pretty world
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m going to ask this cute guy with pretty eyes and long legs to take me out to dinner. He’s been hanging around a lot lately, and I think he likes me! Wish me luck. www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/14/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 481: Free to be… you, a bee
Happy Friday! Today’s post will be largely about the treehouse I’m building, but with a surprising amount of food. Well, I was surprised, anyway. Here’s what we had:  SATURDA…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I marked this board so I would remember where it goes, and this bee was like, oh ok
Two pieces of wood.
One says “B” with an arrow, seemingly pointing to the other one, on which there is a bee
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
20 years later, I am considerably less flowerlike. It is also true that I am not a flower. I am more; and, more importantly, God is so much more than a farmer who knows how to grow a decent crop. www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/10/m...
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More than many potatoes
My garden, if I may say so, is doing great this year. I added many native perennials to my flower beds, but my pride and joy is the food I am growing. My peaches, apples and grapes are bounteous, m…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Missed opportunity of the century: They did not call these “Flopsicles.”
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