Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hi, no more gassy tweets. There more to life than immature fart jokes 000
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yotei themed birthday cake for my 19th :) @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social @erikaishii.bsky.social 1351
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m feeling the Earth rumble…. Oh no! HRMPH—! I’M MISTAKEN 🤢 020
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hey there Mr Brap, We’re so pleased to hear it clap Jiggle that ass so we can fap Everybody wants to plap Bumm bumm bumm bumm BADUM dum dumm 010
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026That feeling when your bros wobblemeat sends telepathic wobbles to you and u start bussin 010
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and let out a little toot 020
Reposted by SimcoeAurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Old password\: Gassy Girl ︀︀ ︀︀New password\: astreascumslut ︀︀ ︀︀🚨 ERROR 🚨\: Password must contain at least one number and one special character. 241
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Commissioning your friend for nsfw art is always a win win situation. You get to fund them money and you two also get W faps! 020
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Splatoon plappers might be a steal guys 🙌static.klipy.comShiver Splatoon RaidersALT: Shiver Splatoon Raiders 010
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Waking up every day as an unemployed glooper with Gassy oomfstatic.klipy.comCaptain Underpants I Love SaturdayALT: Captain Underpants I Love Saturday 020
Reposted by SimcoeAurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 25/07/2026*Leaving the bathroom after making a bomb of a post* Pee-yew! Don't go in there! 041
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026White people are like: I’m spicy white When I’m like: I’m gassy white 010
Reposted by SimcoeAurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026*Holding up my 5 terabytes of hardcore Clash Royale cuck porn* "Expooose me! Expooooose me!" 141
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Losing on Clash Royale makes me gassy call that Gas Royale 010
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“Your next words are ‘OUGH MY BELLY IS SO BIG AND GASSY BRRRPLT!!!!’” 030
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Already banged more on Bluesky than Twitter from one tweet alone 🙏 010
Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Bluesky rap Bluesky Glue why you’re so sticky Eat the cheese like Mickey Theee mouse Cheesy mouse flew by the house Flew by Glue why Bluesky. 221
Reposted by Simcoedrew 🔜 GeekGirl Con @imodrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2025If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger 1003604633