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Aurora Borealis

@astreascumslut.bsky.social
4 followers 9 following 11 posts

She/Her Proud lesbian and crazy bitch Taken Autistic Anarchist Dutch

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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why are women's novelty undergarments only allowed to be funny if it's hypersexualised while men's can just be funny? I don't care about the "Taco Tuesday" or "Charge Here" panties. Let me have Dr. Gregory House's blank stare covering up my pussy instead.
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Placenames in the UK are always either something like "Bale" or "Dinglefurk Slomphaven"
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Old password\: Gassy Girl ︀︀ ︀︀New password\: astreascumslut ︀︀ ︀︀🚨 ERROR 🚨\: Password must contain at least one number and one special character.
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Stop and smell the flowers" but replace "lower" with "art" Brings a whole new sinister meaning to such an innocent phrase.
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Great farts stink alike
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
*Leaving the bathroom after making a bomb of a post* Pee-yew! Don't go in there!
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
People always ask me why I buy matching bracelets for myself while on holiday It's because I have two wrists
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trying too hard to fart just leaves you with shit
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*Holding up my 5 terabytes of hardcore Clash Royale cuck porn* "Expooose me! Expooooose me!"
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Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bluesky rap Bluesky Glue why you’re so sticky Eat the cheese like Mickey Theee mouse Cheesy mouse flew by the house Flew by Glue why Bluesky.
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Simcoe @sim-coe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If Twitter has tweets what if blue sky had flutters
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Aurora Borealis @astreascumslut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Complaining to your oomfs about your painful constipation call that shit trauma dumping
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