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Jay Turner

@silopolis.bsky.social
824 followers 259 following 1.3K posts

Writer, Narrative Designer, gamer, crazy cat dude, cancer survivor, and giant nerd. (Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect 2, Army of Two: Devil's Cartel, Dead Space 3, Avowed) All opinions are my own and of dubious value at best.

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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A shot of the DC Reflecting Pool with the new blur painted bottom, with the caption, "There has never been a more perfect metaphor than the algae in Trump's Reflection [sic] Pool renovation. He didn't drain the swamp. He literally installed one."
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Now with Alt text (sorry)
Ad on a subway wall. All black background with simple white type saying, "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves." and in smaller type, "But - it might also help them with their homework." There's a ChatGPT logo at the bottom.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This poor cat, named Zuko, hasn't been fed in three whole hours. Clearly he is wasting away.
An adorable tuxedo cat splayed across a wooden table looking dramatically deprived
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
51 years old today. I don't feel a day older than 55.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Image of "Chemical Ali", a propaganda mouthpiece for Saddam Hussein during the Iraq War.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
www.factcheck.org/2025/10/bide...
A table showing the statistical ups and downs of Joe Biden's presidency
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Panel from the comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug, by Reuben Bolling. The comic is made to look like a poster to help identify the differences between ICE agents and "murderer/criminal", but the pictures of the two are identical.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I feel like this is more accurate:
Screenshot from Resident Evil 7, in which the Baker Family, all corrupted by an evil mold, are staring at the camera, waiting for the player to partake in the feast of nasty entrails, blobs, and flesh bits spread about the table.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I feel like I need a game about revolution or rising up. Where's Freedom Fighters when you need it?!
Picture of the cover of the Freedom Fighters game for PS2, featuring a heroic insurgent with an AK-47 and a pair of his friendly fellow fighters
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oh no, DC is screwed! Call ICE!
Map of the projected travel path of Hurricane Erin, with a small bump drawn in with Sharpie to show that it might hit Washington, D.C.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
With alt text:
A reposting of the Hurricane Erin map with a sharpie-drawn bit added to make it look like the hurricane might hit Washington, D.C.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Washington DC is screwed! Call in ICE!
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
LinkedIn is doing the work.
A screenshot from an email in which LinkedIn notes who has viewed my profile. Out of 41 profile views, 3 were from job recruiters and one was from someone who works at "Yoga Teachers Club."
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
An Uno Reverse card with rainbow colors
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Keeping my eyes open for footage tomorrow of the Mike Lawler town hall rules being broken.
A poster outside a town hall for Congressman Mile Lawler, listing a long list of rules for being involved in the town hall, including that law enforcement is allowed to remove you if you "disrupt" the town hall.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Vance prays for the Pope's health, and the Pope dies the next day. Feels like Vance and the Pope weren't talking to the same God.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My cat is crazy, and I needed this today.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Reddit with the uppercut.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
New tattoo dropped! Thanks to @danamrich.bsky.social for the Aurebesh transcription!
A forearm tattoo spelling out "Fuck Cancer" in the Aurebesh alphabet from Star Wars, done in dark blue with a subtle light blue glow
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In case you were wondering what you can do to send a message:
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Post a female character you love:
A pic of Lagertha from the show Vikings, played by Katheryn Winnick.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The game industry, summed up in two posts:
A post reading "Marvel Rivals has earned an estimated $130 million in its first month", followed by another that reads, "Marvel Rivals director and team laid off according to posts."
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
JD Vance thinks checks and balances are ethnic groups in Europe.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Literally happening right now:
POV shot of a cat in my lap, being petted and enjoying it.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My work desk morale squad, mostly made up of Decepticons lately for no reason, why are you asking?
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trying to leave our apartment is an exercise in dealing with guilt and passive aggression.
A hallway leading to an exit door, with one cat lying down in the foreground and another sitting in front of the door looking judgey.
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I hope things get better soon for you and your family.
Two cats sleeping next to each other, belly to belly, with their legs intertwined
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A Bluesky social post by @Nickiqupote@mstdn.social, reading "Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no-one can tell if a carbomb has just happened or if the car just did that."
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My reaction to 2025 so far:
Black and white Tuxedo cat loosely wearing a black-maned lion hat, giving epic disapproving side-eye to the camer
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Me facing 2025
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh, why not?
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Here we go.
An ad for Artisans AI reads, "Artisans won't complain about work-life balance. The ear of the AI employee is here."
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
In case you needed one of these today:
A pic of two kitties, brothers, sleeping and hugging each other in my lap
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Jay Turner @silopolis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Honored that the game I'm working on has triggered the Big Bouncing Baby Billionaire.
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