sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026just did unspeakable things to a person, a man. all because they did not use an oxford comma. 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm taking my pills with my meal :( but the meal is ice cream :3 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026even if i use jam on my sandwich i'm still telling people it's a peanut butter and jelly 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i want a gadget guy for a husband. type of dude with various gizmos and tech. he could install a camera doorbell for us. 110
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026don't follow me on here because one day i could just snap and post pictures of my weird toes 010
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you can get a root beer anywhere you go but you can only get a coke in some places #tuesdaywisdom 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026letting you guys know you would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if you block and unblock someone on here it doesn't make you unfollow each other why 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if you are moving 1 mile an hour then it would take you 1 hour to travel a mile 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026tsa took my toothpaste. we used to be a country that feared nothing. 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026whenever i get a text i always know it's from my mom because she's the only person that texts me 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026feeling the universe's magic come inside me right now 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026my wife beats me everyday but i know she only does because she loves me and i love her 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026giving you a big hug and letting you know it's not going to be alright but it's not going to be all bad 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026music is for idiots who cant use the eyes they were given to see the life we livin 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i want a gamer daughter who owns the gamer boys. i will train her. 010
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i'm the mother fucker. i'm the fucking mother. #bars 010
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sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026aggressively singing 'you don't know you're beautiful' at a woman who definitely knows she's beautiful 010
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026smoking doesn't look cool blowing a really big bubble gum bubble looks cool 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 20/08/2026saw a beautiful woman pulled over by a cop in a school zone. fuck that pig women should be allowed to speed in school zones 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026back once again after being cancelled by the woke cucks that run this app 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 02/08/2026how woke are you on a scale of 1 to traitor to this great nation 100
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026decided i am now selfless and care for my fellow man (and woman and enby) 000
sillydude @sillydude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i'm a reply guy sometimes i reply sometimes i'm a guy 000
