Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s not even hard to get the right seething anymore. They’ve had too much power for too long and it’s made them intellectually bloated and lazy. Fully exposed underbellies. 050
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s a sure sign that there is something Wrong with me that everyone good and admirable from the old days is on this site yet I remain stuck on Xitter because I am literally addicted to baiting the bear 190
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Did trump have a scheduled visit to Walter Reed today because I just watched the motorcade leave lol 091
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/05/20264 year old is distraught that it never rains in the Big Rock Candy Mountains 2190
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Is Ratts Tyerell also having a moment over here 120
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Like yeah sorry I’m not cheering for the kid who won the classic. I just watched a man get killed in front of his family. Why was a child driving 190
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026That’s the thing people don’t get about the phantom menace. Nobody is behaving like they *should* but everyone is behaving like the *would* 170
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Imagine being a resident of Mos Espa in 32 BBY and you’re at the junk yard waiting for a new engine for your bike and then two monks and their pet frog tell some kid he’s not a slave, he’s the Buddha, and then he kills half of your favorite nascar drivers 3363
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Follow me for more reprobated worm content 1100
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Worms be like oh fuck yes it’s raining? Time to go hang out in a puddle and wiggle around for a little bit until it dries out then die and go to worm hell 1313
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Because he thinks he won an election to become the state Goober 030
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Congratulations on winning the gubernatorial race sir, what will be your first act in office? Free propeller hats and kazoos for everyone. 170
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026“Don’t call your fraternity a frat. You wouldn’t call your country a cunt.” Maoist Frat Guy: “yes I would” 090
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026In my experience the reaction for anyone who is plugged in to politics outside of this app is “oh shit no way he had a tottenkopf tattoo? What the fuck??” “Oh he was a marine when he got it that scans” “oh he got a cover up? All good” 120
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026FWIW I do like Platner quite a bit and do not think he is a secret Nazi. Nazis aren’t secret anymore. 040
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Not even saying you have to like the guy. Just saying that there has been marked ideological drift 130
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Without exception I love everyone I knew from twitter that came here but it’s insane how disparate the reactions to this on this app and the rest of the internet are 350
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I saw this and immediately thought of a beloved mutual from Twitter who I thought deactivated. Checked Twitter. Turns out he’s on here. Went to follow and turns out we already are mutuals here lol Anyway, I’ve missed you @bargearseonlyfans.bsky.social 130
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Coming up on a full decade working in US immigration law and while the work remains rewarding I am genuinely curious why so many people want to come to this shithole 070
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“You look tired” Oh that’s a relief because I’m actually exhausted 030
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Is weed mortally sinful if it’s just mids. I’m talking absolute fucking buns. 180
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Every state that is bad is in the south. Idaho? South. Ohio? South. 230
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Posting both an iconic blonde AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifsmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a surprised look on his face .Alt: Obi wan scremint 171
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Would sooner die in a rental than move to the south personally 010
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026No they cost that much but they are also located in the American South 330
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“Without my car how will I be able to drive from DC to New York and back in one day” You’re not supposed to be able to do that! 140
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I have horrible news for you about the American South 140
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it technically was me who was supposed to be paying attention to the tolls but I forgot to pay attention when they were reading it off and it would have been super uncomfortable to ask after the fact 042
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Can’t know for certain until I watch and brother I am watching 010
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Genuinely what the fuck to you mean Werner Herzog shadow dropped a documentary about Hulk Hogan 4401
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026At 3:46 in the song Crosseyed and Painless by Talking Heads the same spirit temporarily possesses David Byrne that would eventually possess Les Claypool and compel him to make Primus 010
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I adore Lidl but the music they play in there can best be described as “secularized evangelical praise and worship music” and I am 90% sure it’s AI generated 050
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026No matter how good you remember National Treasure being, it is better. 090
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sorry folks i am currently standing on wisconsin ave staring at Walter reed and everything is normal 4150
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026“no more monkeys jumping on the bed” isn’t even medical advice literally anyone could have told her that. 1184
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Secret shame of mine is that I love the minions movie 130
Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026By all accounts I should absolutely hate Dune. But I do not. I fucking love Dune. 190