iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It’s a sure sign that there is something Wrong with me that everyone good and admirable from the old days is on this site yet I remain stuck on Xitter because I am literally addicted to baiting the bear

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Did trump have a scheduled visit to Walter Reed today because I just watched the motorcade leave lol

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

4 year old is distraught that it never rains in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Is Ratts Tyerell also having a moment over here

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Imagine being a resident of Mos Espa in 32 BBY and you’re at the junk yard waiting for a new engine for your bike and then two monks and their pet frog tell some kid he’s not a slave, he’s the Buddha, and then he kills half of your favorite nascar drivers

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Worms be like oh fuck yes it’s raining? Time to go hang out in a puddle and wiggle around for a little bit until it dries out then die and go to worm hell

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Congratulations on winning the gubernatorial race sir, what will be your first act in office? Free propeller hats and kazoos for everyone.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

“Don’t call your fraternity a frat. You wouldn’t call your country a cunt.” Maoist Frat Guy: “yes I would”

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Without exception I love everyone I knew from twitter that came here but it’s insane how disparate the reactions to this on this app and the rest of the internet are

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I saw this and immediately thought of a beloved mutual from Twitter who I thought deactivated. Checked Twitter. Turns out he’s on here. Went to follow and turns out we already are mutuals here lol Anyway, I’ve missed you @bargearseonlyfans.bsky.social

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Coming up on a full decade working in US immigration law and while the work remains rewarding I am genuinely curious why so many people want to come to this shithole

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

“You look tired” Oh that’s a relief because I’m actually exhausted

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Is weed mortally sinful if it’s just mids. I’m talking absolute fucking buns.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

“Without my car how will I be able to drive from DC to New York and back in one day” You’re not supposed to be able to do that!

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Leftcaths pulling up at the DSA meeting

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it technically was me who was supposed to be paying attention to the tolls but I forgot to pay attention when they were reading it off and it would have been super uncomfortable to ask after the fact

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Genuinely what the fuck to you mean Werner Herzog shadow dropped a documentary about Hulk Hogan

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

At 3:46 in the song Crosseyed and Painless by Talking Heads the same spirit temporarily possesses David Byrne that would eventually possess Les Claypool and compel him to make Primus

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I adore Lidl but the music they play in there can best be described as “secularized evangelical praise and worship music” and I am 90% sure it’s AI generated

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

No matter how good you remember National Treasure being, it is better.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Sorry folks i am currently standing on wisconsin ave staring at Walter reed and everything is normal

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“no more monkeys jumping on the bed” isn’t even medical advice literally anyone could have told her that.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

By all accounts I should absolutely hate Dune. But I do not. I fucking love Dune.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Whenever I’m in El Salvador for too long I get home sick for black people

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

psychedelic mfs be like “here is what *I* learned during *MY* ego death *EXPERIENCE*”

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The answer is taking a dignified exit from the world stage, taking concrete steps to ensure this can never happen again, and turning inward for the next century or so

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Now I’ll only speak in hypotheticals and historical analysis but basically every time someone has said something like this we all just mutually agreed that we should kill them and then we did and everything was basically fine.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Local dad (fascist) would not read Blue Hat, Green Hat (The OOPS Book) after 3 consecutive readings of Brown Bear Brown Bear and a Halloween themed search and find book

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Really an inspired strategic move by Israel to commit a genocide and make themselves into even more of a pariah state globally *before* embarking on a multifront regional war

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Hobbit trying to signal to the rest of the group that he’s in his skinny legend era: “Ughhhh I only had an iced coffee and 2 dozen eggs and a wheel of cheese for breakfast today but I’m *so full*”

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I bet it feels so good to yell at somebody in huttese

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Justice served: Barney’s body has been flushed down the potty

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

My favorite thing people do is say “it’s up to you” they actually mean “intuit my preferences, of which I may only be dimly aware now but they will absolutely be concrete after you have chosen— and also you better not choose wrong or else you’re In For It Buster”

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

It is, as I type this, snowing outside

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The R-2 astromech is one of the best designs in history man. It’s a trash can with legs, lacks really any anthropomorphizing features, and yet when I look at it my brain still says “cute” and “friend”

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

It would be so funny if the people on this site are right and after platner wins he reveals he was a full on neo-Nazi the whole time. Like SS uniform on the floor of congress.

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I think that if the police feel like you’re being mean to them they should get to skin you alive in front of your family

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Haydn, 🇵🇸 @silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I loathe Zionism for a lot of things but one of the chiefest ones is that it convinces a lot of Jews that I hate them. It breaks my heart.

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