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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊

@silentmachine.bsky.social
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I have opinions and know stuff. Minneapolis enby witch with a pain disorder and cats. In my previous life I was a forensic psychologist. Now I garden and spread love to counteract my inner angst. I *will* call you "love." When I die, I will be released.

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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did I get this book and am I extremely excited to read it? Absolutely! What a perfect read for October! Pick up your copy at Once Upon A Crime! They have more!
My hand holding a book titled The Best Mystery Stories of the Year 2026 edited by Tess Gerritsen in an aster bush
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The closest I can get to showing the foster kitty.
A calico cat sits on a bathroom floor and looks at another cat behind a shower curtain, the shadowy silhouette of whom is visible sitting on the lip of the tub.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep forgetting to mention I found a fossil on the Franklin dig. 😊
A limestone rock with an imprint of some long dead critter.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Closer to god?
The Basilica of St. Mary with some of the scaffolding removed, only the front and back covered still.A port-a-potty most of the way to the top of the scaffolding.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Julie's at it again this morning!
Another faceless Julie with a heart emoji
"Brand New here, give me a sec to sort my page" 
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take off!
A carpenter bee launches itself from a purple aster flower.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love when she does this.
A calico cat lying on a radiator cover with one arm propped on the window ledge like a human.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need more coffee, but she's so cute.
A calico kitty curled up, snuggled and deeply asleep on a blanketed lap.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another two cats and a blanket night!
A calico and a siamese cat sit between their person's blanket covered legs.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's waiting for me to do the right thing and get up to feed him. He doesn't meow, or bap me on the head. No. He power purrs up there. It's so loud.
A silver point siamese sits on the headboard of a bed, looking regal AF. He looks down at the camera in  slight disgust that I'm taking a photo instead of getting up.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Notice Loring Heights/Whittier/Stevens! Found parakeet!
Hand drawn sign:
Found parakeet 
Pleasant/Franklin area on 9/15
612-870-9435
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm at the doctor's office and the furniture looks like it's covered in butthole kisses
Butthole kisses upholstery
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update:
The calico has worked across the lap to the other side of the couch and is now licking the Siamese cat who was trying to take a nap and is now leaning away from her kisses. The top of his head already shows signs of her aggressive cleaning with a perpendicular fur pattern.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a wonderful way to start the day.
A calico kitty on a lap covered in a blanket, her rotund belly is exposed and her front paw is splayed and her legs are stretched out in front of her.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish I'd taken photos today, but I was busy talking to them. 😂 Here's one from last night though! I love the bees.
A new coming in for a landing on a white aster bush
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was watching a spider make its web directly in the middle of the stairway leading to our house. No big deal. I'm not expecting visitors. It's cool to watch though. Gardens need spiders.
A giant fucking spider, sorry if you have arachnophobia
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He is happy I can't pace around or leave. Trapped in rest mode after surgery, my old man has been right next to me the whole time.
A siamese cat splayed out on a blanketed couch, asleep.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I, uh, talk like half the country? But I guess most like Michigan. I am married to a Michigander.
My results showing that I talk like 40% of the country. 1 Seattle, 2 Minneapolis, 3 Portland (makes sense, I moved here from the West Coast)
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Enjoy your Full Moon Friday, everyone!
The full moon veiled in light clouds with gauzy clouds underneath, framed by black leaves to either side and a hint of power lines cutting diagonally around her.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Moon, she is nesting.
The moon rising above a building and is peeking through a tree so perfectly it looks like it has made a nest.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here is what we use for our little terror!
BSerene Calming Spray, pheromones + Catnip Oil
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seconds. It took her SECONDS to claim this.
A cat sitting in a felt donut shaped toy in front of a chair and a cat cabinet shaped like an old television set.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The sky really said 💪
A cloud highlighted blazing pink by the setting sun in the shape of a flexing arm.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh wow, I saw this curb for the first time and got flashbacks to breaking my fucking face in front of the Bedlam Theater 19 years ago. 😭
A bike path with a sharp slope drop off into the street with no guard rail and then the curb.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also relevant, this text exchange between my neighbors and I today about the overkill on the road signs on Franklin.
Neighbor Katie: to be fair my Uber driver definitely just drove through the construction zone the other day despite me being like that's not the road 
Me: Yeah, remember me talking about The Public™?
Me: Most Americans function at a fifth grade education level or LOWER
Me: Now imagine them driving
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Update: we got her! Dipped her in a bath, got the worst of it off her so she isn't licking it off herself. She was SO good. She didn't even run far after we let her go, and not a scratch on me (what?!) at the end. She got a treat immediately after and I think we are forgiven for making her clean.
A cat under her favorite footstool, cleaning herself properly because humans don't know what they're doing.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*Gasp* No!!! Mah summer!
A maple tree with slight orange edges to its leaves.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look at that shit, wtf
A random car perpendicular to the street about to run people over
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lewkit this!
A calico kitty stretching
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We have reached my favorite part of the evening: the make-out session.
Two cats lick from the same Churu at the same time
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Surprise Porch Fest is the best Porch Fest. Got a text from a friend that he was going and was I going too? Showered quickly and was out the door for some of my favorites. Sadly I missed Emily Boyajian who I always love to see.
Emmy WoodsSquinny Solana and the Sunsets
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Morning bath time!
A calico and a silver point siamese lying on a couch, the calico is squinting and looking pleased as the siamese grooms her.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have the same goal.
A round white sticker with a red boarder and red lettering that says "Locating Contact"
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Spotted this mural on the building at 31st and Stevens tonight, has anyone seen it before? Have I been oblivious or is it new? Does anyone know anything about it?
A diverse group of people looking pretty proud in a colorful mural five stories tall on the side of a building.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He doesn't know who to vote for, and he isn't registered anyway. Thankfully I am. I'll do it for us. It's a good day to vote.
A silver point siamese looking a little scrungly lying on a footstool.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
For my garden and plant friends in Minneapolis: someone on the 2200 block of Madison NE is selling everything from their garden and plant stock today and tomorrow while it lasts.
Gorgeous plants on a tray, and some pots.A wide variety of healthy and gorgeous plants, pots, and ceramic yard bunnies.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy Caturday!
A calico cat squishing a Siamese cat, she is craning her head back and bonking her forehead on the Siamese's face. He looks none too pleased at the invasion.A siamese and a calico cat lie side by side on a footstool.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They are EVERYWHERE! Spotted in Longfellow this morning.
Graffiti on a wall of an orange face with six eyes and a really long, zigzaggy mouth and surprised eyebrows over what looks like green water. On the curb of the sidewalk in front of the wall is painted "Salmon Satoris.."
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When you make friends with the construction guys, they give you a share of their finds. The first he said I could have because he had two of these bottles, and he didn't know what the lid was and I did so it was my prize. They probably broke the bowl so threw out the lid when the street was paved.
Antique Victorian John Wyeth & Bro Extract Malt Bottle, Philadelphia, approximately 1880-1900, dirty and with an iridescent sheen from years of being buried under an oily road.Antique Victorian John Wyeth & Bro Extract Malt Bottle, Philadelphia, approximately 1880-1900, dirty and with an iridescent sheen from years of being buried under an oily road, close up.Sugar bowl lid. It has a small notch out of an otherwise unbroken lip, indicating it was made for a spoon to pass by. It is brown, and also dirty with an iridescent sheen.The very dirty, unbroken underside of the sugar bowl lid.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This was the best part 😂
The back of the moving van, door open, half the door says:
"Stuff 
Ing
Felt so good!"
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A huge Lego guy in a Bronco A slice of pizza mascot dancing out of a sunroof of a car The coolest clown car I've ever seen - Shriners?Racoon!
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went to the Little Canada Days Parade and it was honestly the cutest and most wholesome thing I've seen in a long time.
A white truck with a gift mosquito on itA giant Jacket Potato floatA moving guy standing on the front of a moving truckA giant claw arcade filled with huge stuffies
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That was so satisfying.
Loring Heights, Franklin Ave West, looking west from the Harriet Avenue Hill. Street lights have come on, and you can see traffic on Franklin waiting at the Hennepin Avenue light, and turning onto Franklin. The Scottish Rite Temple is silhouetted by the fiery stripes of the summer sunset.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aaaah, la Lune
A big amber colored moon above a silhouette of a building and trees, with power lines running horizontal
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my favorite parts of the morning is watching her watch the birds. She pitter-patters her feet. 😂
A calico kitty sits on a shelf looking out a window in a twitchy stance. Her coloring is very visible.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
A large green bowl full of dozens of unsealed, uncooked hot dogs on a cement floor with a sign that says "FREE! GENTLY USED HOTDOGS!"
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wonder if they only drive Solo.
A white car with the 90s Jazz Solo cup design on it.
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There was this awesome sign on the Franklin side of the Wedge Co-op alley. Heads up, Minneapolis.
A paper sign posted to an electrical pole that says "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HOARDERS YARD SALE! 2529 Gran Ave S, Minneapolis. July 25-26, 10a-5p. Clothes, art, music stuff, trinkets, knick-knacks and thingamabobs!" There is a cute stoned blue dino that says, "hey I'm selling lemonade and cookies too!"
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finally home, calming down. Touching grass. This guy was waiting on my chair for me to sit on my watch.
The closed wings of a red admiral butterfly The open wings of a red admiral butterfly
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MarniBoo! 🤬🧊 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here is the full thing
The full mural with Practice No Fear, but a bush has grown over the word Fear. I'm a yellow burst above, it says Rest in Power Alex Pretti
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