MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One time when I was a kid I flipped off a mongoose lemur at the zoo for the jouissance but then I felt really bad about it and returned several times to its cage to apologize 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's crazy how fucking funny this still is 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I feel like the Falklands would be a great setting for a murder mystery. "Fear in the Falklands," "Malice in Las Malvinas," "The Stanley Strangler," something of that nature. 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Is there any world I don't have to pretend astrology isn't batshit idiocy if I want to have a partner 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"drrr you can't just fire all american cops it'll be like debaathification" oh I don't just want to fire them! And I don't want to arrest them either! 001
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Most alienating thing whenever I hang out with other queer people is having to nod along to astrology bullshit 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Terse depressed Chinese author named He Ming Yue 100
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Hats off to the band I saw who was like "alright we got one more song" and proceeded to play a 14 min long opus 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Someone should make a kalshi bet on if Trump and Biden will both die within hours of each other on July 4th exactly like John Adams and Thomas Jefferson exactly 200 years after their deaths 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Had a dream last night that V.I. Lenin was singlehandedly winning a basketball game against the San Antonio Spurs, mostly dunking and shooting 2 pointers, he was like 80 points ahead 100
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Had a dream I went all the way to Hayward to go to a diner that stopped serving breakfast at 3 pm but I got there at 2:50 and the menu was very confusing and the waiter kept hovering the whole time as I slowly realized the owners were Israeli. Turned out they had a great special for $11 000
Reposted by MAGYAR • McCHEESEEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026you are not prepared 5658
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time I take an online personality test based on fictional characters it gives me Jughead 030
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 20/04/2026South Africa intentionally spread HIV to black people through tainted blood transfusions as a genocidal last gasp during their many wars against their neighbors in the 70s-80s 020
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 26/03/2026the bay area street dog with bacon & spicy peppers on it clears the chicago dog. Chicago dog has too much stuff on it & the stuff is wet and cold 110
Reposted by MAGYAR • McCHEESELucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Good morning, BlueSky 30782721758
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 15/03/20261) couldn't implement the transition because of hardset capitalist incentives, not lack of willpower or political failings 2) 30% petroleum used for things that can't be replaced. Would go from being the 2nd to like the 4th largest material industry in the world assuming 100% green energy 041
Reposted by MAGYAR • McCHEESEPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/03/2026“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula 391219135
Reposted by MAGYAR • McCHEESEJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I will grant Melania this sympathy, you know she looked at him and thought okay 5-7 years tops before his heart explodes 2654
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 17/01/2026thought it was weird at the time but in retrospect it's great that most nursery rhymes are about dying in horrific ways. Getting crushed by a bridge, falling out of a tree, the plague. I hope we're still incepting toddlers with nightmare imagery to inure them to tragedy and death 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 13/01/2026It's pretty crazy to name a children's book character Tigger in 1925 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The coked out drugrunner thugs who operate out of Fort Bragg as Delta Force kidnapped the head of state of a country of 30 million people on the pretense of stopping narcotrafficking and terrorism 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Is any journalist ever going to write an article about how the whole IDF was obviously rolling balls on MDMA the whole time they were murdering and destroying Gaza? It's one of the most insane aspects of the whole thing that I have never seen seriously discussed 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Stranger Things has been a great vindication of my long-held stance that child actors should be illegal 020
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 22/11/2025@totalusrankium.bsky.social have you seen this yet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...en.wikipedia.orgDeath by Lightning - Wikipedia 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 14/11/2025One thing I've noticed about the economy over the last year or so: cardboard delivery boxes have gotten oddly elaborate 020
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 07/11/2025The Lord drives a F150, cross the sky, haulin the sun 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 06/11/2025The biohazard symbol is so sick, it really puts the nuclear symbol to shame 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 02/11/2025A bar called Milton's with the tagline "Paradise Found!" 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 26/10/2025"Rhode Island" might be the worst name of any territory ever. Not an island and couldn't even bother to call it "Rhodes" like the actual island. Presaging centuries of stupid bullshit from this jackass country everyone has to pretend is fine. Fucking bullshit 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Had a dream my boomer roommate was getting really into Linkin Park but he thought they were Eminem 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 09/09/2025was having a normal conversation with a friend last night & she threw in "ah yes.. probably due to the eclipse" always jarring to have to carry on like that's not insane 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Opening a rival restaurant to Dumpling Union called Dumpling Confederacy 011
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Going to get a shirt that says "Butlerian Jihad NOW" and a hat that says "Mentat Strong" 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 07/08/2025@jessehawken.bsky.social have you seen Incubus that William Shatner movie that's entirely in Esperanto 110
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Jfc my itinerant boomer roommates are coming back this week, they made 2 separate groupchats where 1 has a random person in it, took forever to clarify if they're returning Tues or Weds, sent the groupchat a message meant for me about another roommate & now he's mad at them 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Thread of Worst Presidents, brief description of their crimes historic and personal: 1. Andrew Johnson - strangled Reconstruction in the crib. Resentful idiot drunkard. 110
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 12/07/2025latest shrinkflation suspicion: they're putting fewer papers in the zig zags. These use to last me twice as long & I've smoked a pretty consistent amount of cigs & spliffs for years 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 09/07/2025They should have me on Jubilee vs 20 Israelis and I convince them all to k*ll th*mselves 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 19/06/2025They're showing some sort of hallmark movie in the cafe I'm at that heavily involves a priest and a talking dog 100
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 17/06/2025All colonial context aside it's extremely funny to have intentionally populated Australia with the palest most easily burned people in the world 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Had a dream the economy was Shrek-based and the money was called Shrekels 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 08/06/2025A salty beer?... why, that's like if the ocean got you drunk 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Had a scary dream about a psychosexual abuse cult secretly run by Henry Winkler 010
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 20/05/2025They should let me in the criterion closet just for being a cool guy 000
MAGYAR • McCHEESE @sigmoidfrund.bsky.social · 19/05/2025My boss printed and framed a zoom screenshot of a lab meeting which I have to admit is pretty funny 010
