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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

God I wished I could breathe in HD. "Sig are you getting a cold?" My clown in bounce house the area above my left nostril is convex while the other is concave. This is just what my breathing sounds like!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah you feel like they just bought it because someone else had it and don't actually get what it's there for. Me being very normal about Youtubers using a several hundred € santoku knife in a rocking motion to make viral TikTok recipes.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Being illiterate is the ultimate safety measure! You can't fall for scam mails if you can't read!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We decided to base our economy on putting lightning through sand to make it do math fast and we deserve everything we got for that.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The only thing worse than the bubble economy are Youtube chefs ruining the prices of cheap cuts of meat by turning them into trend food.

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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the duality of man

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes you hear people say shit and think "There's no way we grew up in the same world where teachers made me worry about my future because I didn't understand atomic orbitals and principal quantum numbers when I was 17"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I suddenly want to play Log!cal and Pick 'n Pile for MS-DOS again. Pick 'n Pile became unplayable once I had a "faster" (still under 1GHz) CPU because the game speed was directly tied to the clock so all the pieces just fell at once the moment you started the game.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got told "this one is pink" when I bought a mug at the aquarium in Osaka because they also have a blue one and just... I'm a grown ass adult with an arm full of plushies. This is where you think I should draw the line? Also the color was coral. There are corals on that mug!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Online shops developed this weird habit of starting followup emails asking for a rating with stuff like "...it's us again". I just got one of those again and I don't think it's great PR to write emails that sound like I didn't reply to your DMs? I'm expecting "Whatever, you're ugly anyway!" next

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, having grown up with German fairy tales: "That's a normal age appropriate story! What do you mean you don't read your kids bedtime stories about two annoying boys getting crushed between millstones and fed to the ducks and all the adults celebrate that they're dead?"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's incredibly cursed EXCEPT for ALDI selling Lebkuchen in September. I am ok with this! They can sell them in May, I don't care! My doctor probably does! Not me!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We need to ban action movies. Not because of violence but because the military guy getting something impossible after yelling enough at the tech guy who told him no gives people in sales and middle management ideas.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everytime a story has an extinct civilisation with tech they're still using but don't know how to make or fix anymore once it breaks I think "This is just like the Playstation 3!"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need that phase of my life where all the places I went to since I was 4 close to be over! Especially doctors! What do you mean I have to find a new stranger to put metal objects in my mouth next year?!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everytime there is suddenly a new project that hasn't already been known for 5 or so years.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've heard that all my life because we moved to the South when I was 3 and it doesn't matter if I'm here or back in the North. Both just notice the "other" part of my accent 😄

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Almost the end of lawn mowing season! Soon the garden will stop fighting us just to strike back next Spring when we least expect it! Yeaay!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ah that's good then. I just completely misread the vibe 😄

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reminder that Discord lets you use emotes from Twitch subs cross server without Nitro. So the ultimate hater move against Discord is: Become Twitch affiliate -which gives you a free Tier 3 sub to yourself- make a Discord server, connect it to Twitch, use your own sub emotes for free everywhere.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If the viewers make you uncomfortable in a stream you like that's bad enough. I have seen mods trashtalk a streamer that I originally came from with a raid and that THEIR streamer had attended events organised by. That's when I said "Yeah you have no control of your own house. Bye"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I said it before but the For You feed really does not work if you follow people with more than one interest because it shows you what "people who liked the same thing as you also liked" and if you and the other train guy liked a train but he also liked pictures of car crashes you get car crashes.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

2 minutes more so... 66% more. CAN result in UP TO 30% more revenue. Diminishing returns my beloved lol

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Had a bot trying to promote a Christian app this morning like and follow over a post saying watching my aquarium shrimp hang out in the CO2 dispenser is like watching your chud, idiot son shove his head in the gas stove.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Off-peak travel time? Oh you mean typhoon season?

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going to blocklist the term "no one is talking about" because everytime it's by Americans about news 5 minutes after it came out, there are 25 more of them on the timeline so obviously people are talking about it and the news came out at bloody 1 A.M. in Europe.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I keep wondering what happened when people first switched to Bluesky because I first thought "oh it's just so quiet around me because people either didn't make an account here or abandoned it after a month. They're probably posting on Twitter" but their Discord servers all "died" at the same time.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Twitter You is FF XIV 1.0 where people who weren't there feel like they're missing something and we go "We occassionally get a reference and get to point at the screen but Bluesky her works as a standalone story, it's just the better experience and you REALLY don't want a vanilla server"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I sometimes forget that there have to be people who only met you after Twitter. It makes sense but it's also like meeting someone who started with Skyrim or just got flashbanged with the knowledge that there were 4 other Divinity games before Original Sin.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fans do this shit with every long running franchise. They like 2 or 3 games that were already vastly different, conflate them and then go "this isn't real Zelda/Final Fantasy/Atelier-" you made up an "era" in your head based on 3 cherry picked games out of a 30 year old series!

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Noro @noro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

smoking section #oc

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Everytime one of my neocaridina shrimps is sitting in the CO2 dispenser I think "This is the aquarium owner version of watching your chud son put his head in the gas oven"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I guess every day is "only as needed" if you need it every day.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Day 47. The Kong family has accepted me as one of their own"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh look it's FF XIII Shiva!

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I somehow misread the edges as wires and thought those were two funky status LEDs for soldering.

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Peak branding how the slop generators have managed to turn on the Kill Bill siren in my head the moment I see 3 stars.

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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Going to use Youtube's new way of counting views as a reason to publish my VODs again. It's been ages. Harvestella #16 in 30 minutes on the Youtube channel if you're interested or want to help out with growing the channel: www.youtube.com/@SigittaLP

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30-something year old software developer. Farm games, RPGs, city builders. I might interrupt Harvest Moon gameplay to ramble about the use of radishes as marker seeds in carrot cultivation for 20 minu...

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The damn Covid time hole still makes me think hardware old enough to go to school by now is new. In case of the PS5 I also claim that that console was effectively not real for the first 2 years because you just couldn't get one.

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I keep thinking my PC is fairly new because I've ship of theseused the hell out of it and also remember replacing the motherboard once. See a review for the board: "What do you mean 2019? Yes DDR5 came out a year after I built it but that was 3 years ago, right? DDR5 is new! Oh... oh no"

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I usually don't post about skincare but... what do you MEAN Biorè changed their line-up? They merged the sunscreen and the moisturizer? There are two cleansers, one is a foam and one has charcoal. Still has the willow bark component (salicylic acid) just doesn't call it willow bark anymore.

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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying

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Sigitta @sigitta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's funny how much less terrifying that number is online because if you queued IRL and saw the entire city of Passau in front of you you'd just go home.

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pancakeparadox.bsky.social @pancakeparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

in bed cry laughing because grok translation is so catastrophically terrible holy fuck

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