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Sigistrix Elric

@sigistrix.bsky.social
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I'll fill this in when Earth vs. Soup gets made.

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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Or, How I Met Tour Mother for Tax Purposes.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Friends for Tax Purposes.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's not just you. The energy has need ferkakte off all day, today. Yours isn't the only one I've run across.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That looks really heavy. Let me take it off your hands. I have the perfect sleeve and ball rest in mind ....
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Career goals.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is that available as a strap-on for men?
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Portland does have a Synth Library. Good folks, too.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Next, do tricks in my holes.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I won't tell you what to do, but my recommendation rhymes with "ass". Definitely "ass".
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sounds like that's a 10+!
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Exactly what I want to feel plapping against my forehead, nose and chin.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know who drew this cartoon, but it’s spot on — Trump is sinking fast!! Glub glub.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hell. If this damn country, journalism isn't even a thing in journalism, anymore.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Absofreakinlutely, 💯% This......... 👇
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cat 😺 is imitating the Corgi
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That sounds like someone who is completely unfamiliar with human speech and oration.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nah. Show up naked!! 🤪
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes!
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Idiots usually are.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wish they were weighing me down. Preferably whilst anchored inside me.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Better than Tusk....
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A bluff that you definitely don't want called.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Eh. Why not? It's a better option for you, than me. I'm on a 1+ 12, and my next os update will be from OxygenOS to CloudOS, and I can't say I'm thrilled with the idea of taking all that extra PRC spyware.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Buy an adapter.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I want to worship every millimeter of that entire region, front and back, with my tongue.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A true classic.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can think of a few.... Including you. For me. Not a turn on for the most part. Oral vore is meh. Anal vore is fuckin' repulsive. But, cockvore. Hilarious and kinda hot. NGL.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I mean. They COULD. And, they COULD. But, for various reasons, they can't or won't.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I like it. And, you'll be safe on any construction site!
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Football pads!? Dooooo eeeeeet!!!!
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Where is the tip of Mt. Blanc? (Hint: It's not at the top of Mt Blanc!)
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*SNORT* As if you'd have to ask.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You're too hot for clothes..... Every day.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If I'm home. I'm naked (or, in gear). (Helpful hint: I'm home.)
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You're not wrong. Seattle has some dead-ass boring names across the board.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cone of shame. Cone of shame! 🤪
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yiff it good!!
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Subbily, more like. 🤪
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'll stick with Bovril.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Damn. There goes my right to shit in the woods.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm a snep. Why didn't I get an interview? I'd totally stare at you.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It hides it better than you think. But, to be honest. SFO or PDX. You know the law of the land. Let your freak flag fly, baby!
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hon, if we knew where you lived, we'd all be lined up outside. Just post how many loads you want and ask for a two drink minimum.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There are prince's wands that you can out in and use with a lick or cage it's a short sounding rod that takes the place of a standard PA ring. In order to P, you just take the forward ball off. However, this is not a device I would use with anything that would compress the cock at all
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've had a 4 gauge PA for 20 years. When your stream becomes an area effect spell, you learn to sit down.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. I'm not sure how well known Laurel would have been in 1912. But they were both vaudevillians. They weren't paired together until 1927 (though, they did co-star in a short in 1921). Anyway. Stan Laurel was from Britain and Oliver Hardy was from Georgia.
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Sigistrix Elric @sigistrix.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Need any other saxes or low clarinets?
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