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Siems

@siems.bsky.social
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Writer of big girls, usually getting bigger 🔞 www.furaffinity.net/user/siems

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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time Crushing Force re-enters my life, I remember this comment on a Sajam vid.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AC8's pretty good. Glad to see they're trying something new.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
> Does his best to keep his 30 Plainsrunning stacks up while he picks up quests in the Crossroads > Jumps on a flight to TB for a quest
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trigger watching the space elevator being blown up on the news:
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've missed this little goober.
The Rasamama S36. Originally the starter starship granted to the player in No Man's Sky, it was replaced with the Yakomaku S79 following the Atlas Rises update, which was then succeeded by the sauceless Radiant Pillar BC1 following the Visions update.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dogsweep, my beloved.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Respectfully:
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Needing to swap out my hired Pawns in Dragon's Dogma 2. Decided it was time to do the Thing™.
Screenshot of my Arisen hiring the official Dragon's Dogma 2 Asmongold pawn. Sign of a particularly unusual collaboration between Capcom and the internet's most diseased streamer, but there's a Woolie pawn available so at least there's that.Screenshot of my Arisen throwing the official Dragon's Dogma 2 Asmongold pawn into the waters outside Vernworth, whereupon the filthy creature thrashes and writhes as the water consumes his grotesque body. And that's before the Brine actually gets to him. The pawn is complaining "What have I done to deserve this?" as if there isn't already a particularly lengthy list of reasons as to why he does indeed Deserve This.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bsky is informing you that your Tetris opponent is playing a meme opener.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You mean to tell me that Monster Hunter Wilds did a collab with KFC for some free charms and this is the first I'm hearing about it?
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm honestly surprised that no one has made a small-form keyboard with Joycon rails/magnet connectors on the side to drag the Gamecube keyboard controller kicking and screaming into the modern era.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Huh, I wonder why there's a character that looks like Paz in the latest end card for TGitS when he's not even in this continuity...
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It sucks, yeah, but sometimes we get absolute bangers like
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Presented initially without context. The context will follow.
A silly limerick that reads:

There once was a wolf named Rene       	    	  		    	   
Who wanted a figure that’s obscene	 	    	 	     	  
Went to a surgeon, the best      	   		     	    
Who set to stuff each of her breast	 	      	    	     	  
With a million ccs of salineA continuation of the previous silly limerick, which reads:

But being so top heavy is a pain
From modesty she sought to abstain
She returned again to Doc Knutt
Who blew up her butt
So Rene could never visit the cinema again
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ew ew ew Sonya got some feral ghoul in her cleavage. Who wants to dive in there and clean it out?
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Gloink Queen. And her Gloinks.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is what happens when you lay a fatfur to rest.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thanks for the warning, TCRF.
Warning: French.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
1.3m C-bills for a Locust head. Worth it, chat?
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Falco Lombardi: "Dr. Pepper hits good on a suicide mission."
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I spent the entire fucking seed looking for the Flippers and they were just
ON THE DESERT LEDGE WHICH IS ONE OF THE EASIEST CHECKS TO MAKE
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I SWEAR I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE SPOILER THIS ENTIRE SEED HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME AT LEAST BITCH EXIT IS EASY TO GET TO IN INVERTED.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Game of the Year, absolutely perfect, no notes.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Also, I remember when Command came out and people were *vitriolic* about the Katt redesign, and I'm somewhat surprised no one has mentioned her new look, which is yet another completely different type of cat.
Katt Monroe's new design, which somehow hasn't caused people to demand that Shigeru Miyomoto's house be burned down like the Tuxedo Cat design she had back in Command.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm actually in the "like the Star Fox redesign" camp; mostly because it does harken back to the original SNES puppets that I adore. But I've also had an intense, completely irrational hatred for the weird four triangle belt buckle on recent models and I'm glad they're gone.
The stupid, dumb, four triangle belt buckle that I've never liked even though they designed it to be functional in that it holds the lower strap of the holster. It's still stupid and I have no reason to hate it but I do.That would be Fox McCloud's crotch.
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And yes, the bug does happen. It's fucking hilarious. • Complete game without saving once. Maybe no deaths/faerie revives either, better safe than sorry. • Complete the game either way (Ganon/Po4S) • Reset after the credits, restart ALttP, select 'Continue' from main menu • You are now bnnuy
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Things I have rediscovered in replaying ALttP GBA to confirm if a save-fucking bug I saw in a YouTube comment exists: • Ow my ears • Using RA's video filter makes it look like a 7th gen Xbox game but still better than melting my eyes • Howdafuq do I do PoD/MM "normally" • SFC tech no workie :(
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Return of the World's Dumbest Boy™
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Understand that X-Wing Alliance is here as a placeholder because TIE Fighter wasn't there in the list. my9games.com
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I just want to get there while there's still Rods to loot, man...
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sean Murray: We've added a gravity gun to our game. You love gravity guns, right? Me: What can we do with them? SM: Load industrial waste into a truck, then haul it miles to process into nanites. Me: Is it actually worth it? SM:
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Siems @siems.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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