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very middle of the road kind of guy

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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lunar eclipse tomorrow... hope you enjoy it getting cloudy just before it happens so you can't see shit like fuckin usual you fucking jerkoff.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 24/08/2026
In Back to the Future Part IV (2029), Biff discovers that he has developed a taste for manure
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 22/08/2026
One of the blowjob brothers got fired from his job at the dick sucking factory
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 10/08/2026
I miss her
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 05/08/2026
Son, I need your help to generate a meme for me.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 31/07/2026
they canceled my goat! they canceled my goat!
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 23/07/2026
I’m so smart I grew a new bone
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 20/07/2026
No :( Can he tell me, please?
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 17/07/2026
@bug-deal.bsky.social opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/07...
opensource.microsoft.com
Microsoft Comic Chat is now open source | Microsoft Open Source Blog
Microsoft Comic Chat is now open source. Explore the IRC client that turned conversations into comics and helped introduce Comic Sans to the world.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 14/07/2026
The Rock isn’t popular anymore. He’s like a useless, hard object that no one cares about, sitting around for millions of years, doing nothing.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 13/07/2026
Sam Neal, Lindsay Graham. Quite frankly, keeping track of all these names was confusing, so on balance it's good that there are a few less that we all have to remember.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 23/06/2026
POV: Different kinds of friends have their own character arcs
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 22/06/2026
why
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 22/06/2026
I love the aroma of coffee, the warmth of books, and the joy of spontaneous travel. Mature yet still curious, with a lifelong love for the world.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 16/06/2026
Many CEOs repeat the phrase "premium product" to help themselves fall asleep
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 11/06/2026
Trump cursed the Knicks. He has willpower; the Knicks do not.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 08/06/2026
J. Lo... what does that stand for? Jennifer Low?
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 05/06/2026
This tiny wearable device could make you stupid - but there's a catch
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 05/06/2026
The Backrooms - finally a movie about the terror of being in a room
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 04/06/2026
No, no... I thought you wanted to build a "data scenter". Someone has to make my Data not smell like shit
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 02/06/2026
Computer, show me pictures of friendly assholes
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 28/05/2026
Ah, this is the life - my AI and my wife are arguing
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 21/05/2026
Posting on X: Pee pee poo poo Posting on Bluesky: Poo poo pee pee
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 14/05/2026
In a world without bread, a nothingburger would be a sumptuous meal
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 14/05/2026
What the fuck am I possibly going to do with a grain of salt. I need more than one
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 14/05/2026
I’m Matt the money guy
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 12/05/2026
Imagine a website
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 7: Last Laugh
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 30/04/2026
I guess you could call that a dick..
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 11/04/2026
The human body is truly a work of outsider art
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 06/04/2026
Remember when we ran a train on Kramer
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 05/04/2026
Getting mogged by my Menswear son
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 02/04/2026
There will never be a funniest Bluesky post ever
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 01/04/2026
I’m in the market for fresh young chickens
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 27/03/2026
Some URLs should never be shared…
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 26/03/2026
I don’t want to mow the lawn. Instead I’ll compress all the matter in the known universe to a single infinitesimally small point
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 24/03/2026
My costume is your culture
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 23/03/2026
They should make the pilots wait on the security lines
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turnintoababydoll.bsky.social @turnintoababydoll.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love the way you draw diapers. They’re just perfect. The poof is the size. The thickness that separates their legs. The Whaley stand out it’s amazing.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 20/03/2026
I pretty much only date guys that have appeared on or plan to appear on a podcast
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 19/03/2026
Wives… it’s very sweet that you want to show us husbands the new Connor O’Malley. But we’ve already seen it
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 18/03/2026
All you have to do to wake up from this nightmare is stand up and yell “McDonald’s!”
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 18/03/2026
weird al and they might be giants were not good office hours guests
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 16/03/2026
Claude Code can now have sex — for a price
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 12/03/2026
Likes should be public. Or at the very least you should be able to make them public. Bring back the open social graph
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 11/03/2026
I've been testing a new prototype shape of pasta, and I just don't know if the public is ready for this
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 04/03/2026
Why aren't there any microscopic Pokemon. Seems like you need them to keep the ecosystem healthy.
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 11/02/2026
Text from your dad: I jsut watched that new Apple show. Ted Lasseux
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 11/12/2025
Me and the boys are going down to the quarry to chug seed oil
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Sid beers @sidbeers.online · 01/12/2025
We’re doo doo posting in 2026!
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