Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Monica, it was an emergency. They had to go home. They're somewhere crying! 010
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've been using Benjamin Moore Aura for years (it's low-VOC and expensive) but is pretty durable. 010
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry. For sure apply for crime victim assistance! 010
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The first public meeting I attended about this, I had a baby in diapers. That kid is now in junior high. 010
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Driving behind two twentysomething hipsters on a tandem bike. Albany Park has fallen. 140
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And yet they invited me into the store to shop. I think mistakes were made, and not by me. 020
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Or don't actually. After telling me that I was okay to shop because their registers still had power, they just told me to leave. Thanks for the waste of time, Kroger! 131
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you want some spooky shopping vibes, head to the Mariano's on Elston where the power is totally out 051
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gonna give a shout out to the man scream-singing Creed lyrics on his way home from work today. Way to get that nervous system back into ventral, my dude. 010
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Perimenopausal ladies: my ferritin is 14. This isn't good, right? 100
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All of a sudden it feels like I'm hearing the word comfortability or uncomfortability all the time. Where did these words come from? 200
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The two books on my bedside are Come As You Are and Betrayal Trauma Anger, lfg. 020
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These kids better get ready for a bunch of Dum Dum lollipops this Halloween. Candy prices are out of the fucking world. 140
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need ideas for rituals for grief and release. This seems like a good BlueSky question. 001
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can only just barely hear the sounds of the concert in the graveyard while I'm lounging in the bathtub. No, I am not a Gothic princess although maybe I am. 010
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As a person who only drinks iced coffee, I refuse to learn anything about this. 080
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had a 100% positive experience at the DMV in Chicago this morning. 050
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shout out to these septuagenarian gals at Jewel buying tequila and a shitload of orange flavored vitamin water. 041
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What do you do with a mammal this large when it dies? This is a serious question. 000
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Going to have to fish out that toothbrush that I knocked into the drain last night 200
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really nice night to learn that my neighbor's gutters just don't work anymore 000
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I get an overwhelming craving for Amy's meatloaf approximately once a year. 221
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Some car fell into one of those deep pits on Kimball by the high school. Womp. 020
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I bought bread on Sunday and it was $6.29 a loaf. It is also disappointing. At that price! 000
Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It would probably be the Real Housewives of Hinsdale, unfortunately 120
