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Shylo

@shylo.bsky.social
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California heart, Chicago home Totally exhausted unclaimed treasure

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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 15h
Gonna give a shout out to the man scream-singing Creed lyrics on his way home from work today. Way to get that nervous system back into ventral, my dude.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 21h
Perimenopausal ladies: my ferritin is 14. This isn't good, right?
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All of a sudden it feels like I'm hearing the word comfortability or uncomfortability all the time. Where did these words come from?
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The two books on my bedside are Come As You Are and Betrayal Trauma Anger, lfg.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These kids better get ready for a bunch of Dum Dum lollipops this Halloween. Candy prices are out of the fucking world.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need ideas for rituals for grief and release. This seems like a good BlueSky question.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can only just barely hear the sounds of the concert in the graveyard while I'm lounging in the bathtub. No, I am not a Gothic princess although maybe I am.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a 100% positive experience at the DMV in Chicago this morning.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shout out to these septuagenarian gals at Jewel buying tequila and a shitload of orange flavored vitamin water.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What do you do with a mammal this large when it dies? This is a serious question.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going to have to fish out that toothbrush that I knocked into the drain last night
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really nice night to learn that my neighbor's gutters just don't work anymore
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some car fell into one of those deep pits on Kimball by the high school. Womp.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seemingly, the only good federal agency left.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good morning to anyone who sneezed into their own cleavage this morning.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds like it's popping off in the nabe tonight.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine being in your thirties, with kids, and wearing a TBOX shirt out in public.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yikes to whomever parked near Kedzie and Grace. This haphazard demo job just bodied this car.
Demo site, with collapsed retaining wall and damaged white car
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Really glad it's almost closed-windows season so I don't have to hear the chorus of huskies screaming every time a siren passes several miles away.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did Instagram change its logo?
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Send this to all your dads who watch Fox News and say "you couldn't pay me to visit Chicago"
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't stop thinking about Brunch with Babs pairing Boursin and Bugles because she had a Belgian friend recommend it. I hope this is an inside alliteration joke.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just figured out why I work so hard to understand people in social situations and why it's always so disappointing never to be asked questions in reverse.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is such a slap in the face. As a former at-home parent, I longed for at least social security credit for my work, but not on the backs of single working moms (which I am now. ) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/05/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Officials Draft Plan to Pay At-Home Parents, Using Funds for Working Ones (Gift Article)
The proposed benefit, a top policy priority for Vice President JD Vance, would apply only to married couples and tap a fund intended to provide federal child care subsidies to working parents.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'd really like to be able to walk outside without immediately getting 10 mosquito bites that result in dime-sized welts.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you like blackhead videos, you'll love this PSA about water beads produced by the federal government.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Describe your perfect sandwich.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remember that, 20 years ago in Chicago, I was told by an alderman that a set of swings cost $10k, so figure it out.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Real whopper of a teeth loss dream last night, team.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@today-maybe.bsky.social
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What in the ....
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yayoi Kusama doesn't count because she's 97, and she didn't want to be a part of this trio anyway.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"An explosion"
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Her name better not come out of his mouth.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Driving my kid to work and watched a driver plow into a traffic light which came crashing down into the intersection. Stay safe out there, people.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time for my septuagenarian neighbor to have his weekly 100 decibel techno dance party for the next five hours.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cicadas are loud as hell today
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reposting for evening visibility!
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay, BlueSky urbanist folks! My senior is looking for help with an AP research project this year and is looking for input on resources for this topic: Building beautiful: how can building and preserving aesthetically pleasing, human-scaled architecture help foster urban revitalization?
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Whenever I see somebody smoking in their car, I'm like legitimately shocked, somehow forgetting the chimneys I grew up with in the '80s.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listening to WGN Radio and the sports guy just announced that Kobe Bryant will be out with an injury for the next 4 to 6 months. So, that's news.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Have had to disabuse by teen that Fleetwood Mack is neither "preachy" nor "yacht rock."
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, who remembers Silver Spoons? That was a weird show, right?
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My 14-year marriage ended this way. This is a shitty and wildly immature thing to do, and isn't a "nervous system strategy" but rather a character reveal.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sucks to be the party bus full of people dressed as movie characters stranded off the Edens. Hope you make it to Ren Faire soon, guy dressed as Shrek.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You pick: being awakened by screaming collegiate at 3am or bear cub-sized raccoons at 3am?
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Oh, your genetic screening says this entire class of drugs won't work for you? We're going to try one anyway."
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sure, that's why the checkout now allows you to split between cards or pay over time. Affordability.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's really interesting that there seems to be a lot of overlap between people who don't want solar farms and ALSO don't want data centers.
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Shylo @shylo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The backup is so bad, I've been going to suburban libraries to get books. I've had children's books on hold for the entire summer at this point.
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