Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026New relaxation technique, imagine a bath slowly filling with sand, or sugar, or any fine white thing. 000
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This cat just lounge's in this basket all day everyday. 050
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026‘Listen!’ said Roosta urgently. ‘You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the Total Perspective Vortex [or marriage] can annihilate a man’s soul! The treatment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!’ 010
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ah! It's not that AI is ever wrong or inaccurate. The issue is simply that life is neither artificial enough or intelligent enough. 000
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wrote this 3yr ago! But never shared with anyone, not even my wife. 000
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think this approach will help me in my new life. 100
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Even Douglas Adams predicted late-stage-capitalism. 000
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"AI will create 4x as many jobs as it destroys"... Jobs it'll create: Environmental activist Data center demolition Metal recycling Human body heat as energy Human bodies in The Matrix AI slop reviewer Human to run on hamster wheel 001
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When the local pub needs new benches, we build it in my garage over a scotch and cigar. 010
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ha ha ha, @jtindahaus.bsky.social I guess direct messages are an age restricted feature in the UK... I'll send a DM from my other account. 110
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If anyone finds my Google search history they're gonna be shocked. 000
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe I'm starting to [re] build a healthy sleep cycle again. 000
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My brain is complete mush today. I worked until 6ish then got woken up at 8 by an emergency at work. And I can't even go back to sleep because I have to mess with 4 production servers at noon 100
Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026She's a fucking loser your fanboy. I'm not trans, I'm a straight white male old dude yet I find her behavior unacceptable. 000