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Imma Shy Coder

@shy-coder.bsky.social
34 followers 67 following 112 posts

If you know me IRL, please leave me to my new life. Founder at missingperson.app Founder at connect-us.app Co-founder of Lakebed.io

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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Term of the day: gnab gib.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New relaxation technique, imagine a bath slowly filling with sand, or sugar, or any fine white thing.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This cat just lounge's in this basket all day everyday.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Listen!’ said Roosta urgently. ‘You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the Total Perspective Vortex [or marriage] can annihilate a man’s soul! The treatment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!’
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah! It's not that AI is ever wrong or inaccurate. The issue is simply that life is neither artificial enough or intelligent enough.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wrote this 3yr ago! But never shared with anyone, not even my wife.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd much rather be happy than right...
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this approach will help me in my new life.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even Douglas Adams predicted late-stage-capitalism.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am somewhere.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"AI will create 4x as many jobs as it destroys"... Jobs it'll create: Environmental activist Data center demolition Metal recycling Human body heat as energy Human bodies in The Matrix AI slop reviewer Human to run on hamster wheel
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#ThingsIGoogle
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#SuchANerd
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
:(
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drinking the nice stuff!
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the local pub needs new benches, we build it in my garage over a scotch and cigar.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ha ha ha, @jtindahaus.bsky.social I guess direct messages are an age restricted feature in the UK... I'll send a DM from my other account.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If anyone finds my Google search history they're gonna be shocked.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe I'm starting to [re] build a healthy sleep cycle again.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My brain is complete mush today. I worked until 6ish then got woken up at 8 by an emergency at work. And I can't even go back to sleep because I have to mess with 4 production servers at noon
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
She's a fucking loser your fanboy. I'm not trans, I'm a straight white male old dude yet I find her behavior unacceptable.
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The things I Google...
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Imma Shy Coder @shy-coder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If these numbers are correct this is crazy.
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