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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How old are you? I am “taking tablets home from school to chew so I can see the red stains on my teeth where I haven’t brushed well enough” old.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🎶oh the hair bone connected to the ear bone,🎶 🎶the ear bone connected to the eye bone,🎶 🎶the eye bone connected to the tongue bone,🎶 🎶there’s something wrong with my face. 🎶

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When your spellcheck doesn’t know the word “bouillon.”

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And if you think this is wrong and needs to be addressed they call you a communist

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What in the David Lynch is going on here?

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Axolotl and you shall receivalotl

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It is really hard for people to look at any insanely rich person and understand that they might be dumb or mediocre or worse, stupid and malicious

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The surprisingly beautiful perennial that’s never met me.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Every day you read two headlines, one like "Trump orders U.S. Aircraft Carrier to get him Chik-fil-a" and one like "Hakeem Jeffries: We Must Be Very Cautious in the Way We Consider Speaking About Methods of Bringing About Incremental Change to U.S. Tax Code"

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Why weighty or lengthy but not widthy or depthy?

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

So I'm guessing the social media team didn't get the memo.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Leaving today to see The Odyssey. Route seems straightforward. I'll let you know how it was in 10 years.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

*Fred Schneider voice* Trash... Trash......... Trash Panda!

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

As someone who worked at a food bank for a couple years, I would just like to say, with my whole chest, fuck Kevin Stitt.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

What are they advertising? Wrong answers only.

Ad text says, "Tiny build, serious strength. Supports up to 478 lbs, detaches with one hand, and glows in the dark without batteries."

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I know it's a World Cup thing, but a reverse crusades would also be a thing, right?

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

holy metaphor alert Batman

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Staying up late on a Monday night. Listening to The Clash. Doing a jigsaw puzzle. Retirement punk.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, I'm made of potato, one hundred percent.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

New spirit animal just dropped.

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Tammaye @tammaye.com · 25/05/2026

Indeed!

I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Son just told 2yo grandson, "Buddy, if we want to yell we do it in a room with the door closed and no one else there," and I thought, "Dude, same."

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Anne started reading our grandson a book called "Squirrels on Skis," and I chimed in singing "two minutes later...," and no one laughed, and I don't even know what universe this is anymore.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Banana, Panama, and Bahama aren’t pronounced even remotely the same and my brain does not like it.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Well, it’s definitely in MY word list.

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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

🔵 The latest Tom the Dancing Bug - 🏕️ Hey, Kids! Welcome to Camp Detention! - Brought to you by the mighty Inner Hive, including longtime member Megabuttons and new member Chris Te. ( JOIN US at patreon.com/rubenbolling/membership 👊) - READ THE COMIC RIGHT HERE👇

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Look, ABC, you can't just say something inscrutable like "Your reason for living's your reason for leaving," and then protest, "Don't ask me what it means." You're the one who brought it up, you'd better have an explanation.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 03/02/2026

People often fake being nice, but most people don’t fake being mean. So if they are mean, believe them.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

🎶Rams and Bears are tied at seventeen one seven *photo* Tweedle-dee🎶 (Joke may require having lived in Southern California in the 1970s)

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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION with apologies to Richard Scarry - Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Big "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest" energy.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/12/2025

Warnock: "Any nation that tolerates this kind of violence year after year, decade after decade in random places, on our college and school campuses, without doing all that we can to stop it is broken and in need of moral repair."

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns. The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Sitting at a diner and hearing the two guys in the booth behind me comparing stories about swaddling their kids and for just those few moments the world is not a hellscape.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Everything is getting shittier.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I Want You to Understand Chicago
Politics Chicago
2025-11-08

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.

Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again.

An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next.

Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st.

Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…

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