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@shwan.wtf
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 01/10/2026
I do not care that I can see the berries on the ground around him. In my mind this dude is straight up eating rocks and you won't convince me otherwise.
Pokemon 30th Anniversary card showing a Pikachu (a yellow mouse creature with red circles on his cheeks) eating an assortment of berries while looking very pleased.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 01/10/2026
DEATH RIDER BRYAN DANIELSON
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 01/10/2026
aaaaaand the cowboy's gonna make me cry
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 01/10/2026
the fucking empty chair, man......... 😭
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 30/09/2026
more MM rando tonight twitch.tv/shwan
twitch.tv
Shwan - Live on Twitch
[18+] First MM Randomizer | 1 SUB -> PIKACHU BADGE | !subtember !goals | Streaming the legend of zelda: majora's mask.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An illustration designed like a retro instructional guide titled "HOW TO IMPROVE "CONVERSATIONS" WITH RACISTS: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE (SPECIAL EDITION)". Step 1 shows a person in a green shirt hugging a member of the Ku Klux Klan in full white robes, and Step 2 shows the person suplexing the Klansman head-first onto the ground.
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you gonna let the data centers drink more water than you?? thats what I thought- hydrate out of spite!!! as an act of resistance drink so much water and take care of yourself.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 28/09/2026
fuck man, this year sucks.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 27/09/2026
Might attempt my first Majora's Mask rando tonight
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 27/09/2026
That match RULED
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 27/09/2026
Bandido is so fucking cool
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 26/09/2026
At least it looked cool out there tonight
Photo of Citizens Bank Park baseball field. The clouds are colored a dramatic purple and orange
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 26/09/2026
Can’t believe the Phillies suck (I can actually believe it)
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 25/09/2026
scent memory is such a weird thing because wdym Jefferson Station in Philly smells exactly like AGDQ 2015 to me right now?? (not BO)
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 25/09/2026
this is the funniest political ad i've ever seen and it's not even close
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 24/09/2026
Let’s fucking goooooooo!!!! Well deserved homie. Congrats!!
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 24/09/2026
...okay this wendy's pop punk EP kinda slaps
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 21/09/2026
Crazy this show was 20 years ago and it singlehandedly inspired me to learn the guitar and set my life on the track it's on now for better or for worse hahaha. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmuY...
youtube.com
Claudio Sanchez - Mother Superior 9/21/06
YouTube video by Shawn
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 21/09/2026
hollow knight stuff tonight twitch.tv/shwan
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 20/09/2026
didn't doubt it for a second
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 20/09/2026
Nooooo! I’m so sorry to hear that. You sounded so excited to do the cosplay. Hopefully the movie was still good!
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 20/09/2026
it'd be dope if the social anxiety wasn't super strong tonight 🤙🏻
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 19/09/2026
🅱️appy 🅱️irthday 🅱️atellite!
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 19/09/2026
Shoutouts to Best Buy for shipping my record in a paper bag and FedEx for then treating it well.
Photo of the sleeve for the vinyl record of The Offspring’s Americana album extremely bent out of shape and damaged in shipping.
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🔴 LIVE NOW! 🎉 twitch.tv/zoetreez
treez in their room at the stream set up posing for the camera by their microphone. theres a twitch logo on their overlay because today is the Twitch Rivals competition!
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 17/09/2026
screenshot of a youtube video titled "My longest yeah boy ever" that is 2 minutes and 8 seconds long
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lady Knight Asuka Lineart:
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 14/09/2026
First one of the season. GO BIRDS.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 13/09/2026
i love all the love for Andy Williams on tonight's collision, but man i'm tired of seeing that dude's multiple AI slop signs with his face on it. dude was an ARTIST and doing that to his image is fucking disgraceful.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 13/09/2026
Card show haul. Traded a bunch of stuff today for most of this. Only spent about $35 of my own money which was nice.
Six Pokémon cards. Japanese Kyogre, Japanese Suicune V, Kingdra ex, Armarouge, Japanese Groudon, Blazikenfive Pokémon cards. Mega Lopunny ex, Galarian Zapdos, Japanese Shining Suicune, Ethan’s Typhlosion, Shadow Rider Calyrex Vmax
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So hyped to announce that I will be competing in my very first Twitch Rivals event: La Asada ft. Latin Guild ✨️ Tune in to support on Sept. 18th @ 2pm PST!! 🎉
digital graphic for the event described in the post 

La Asada ft. Latin Guild on Twitch Rivals 
/twitchrivals
/zoetreez
REPO
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 11/09/2026
this thing absolutely slaps
Cup filled with a frozen treat. Text reads "Tajín® Pineapple Strawberry Freeze. $1.00 | 180 Cal" followed by buttons to Add To Order and Size: Regular
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 11/09/2026
i need this in ship of harkinian asap
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 11/09/2026
if the AI stream coach says even a single word to me i will k*ll myself
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
glistening
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 08/09/2026
Brother the OoT remake is going to make me nut 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 08/09/2026
3 PBs in 4 streams is pretty wild. I think I'm satisfied with this category for now. I've been doing runs since January and it took me way too long to actually get the sub 2. I think it'll be nice to try something else for a bit haha.
Screenshot of a detailed timer app called Livesplit showing a bunch of different segments of a speedrun of the game The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask in the All Fairy Rewards category. Final time is 1:56:47
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 08/09/2026
it sounds to me like yooooou're innnnnnnnn trouble, you're an addict
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 06/09/2026
all the wrong people are gone
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Kayla 💜🐼 Long Live the Bastard @switchbabeeexo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💔
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 04/09/2026
Gotta love a “punk” band having an AI logo 🤢
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 02/09/2026
Sub 2 twice in a week and I've still never seen a 1:59
Screenshot of a detailed timer program called Livesplit, showing a final tme of 1 hour, 58 minutes, and 18 seconds for a Majora's Mask All Fairy Rewards speedrun
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Spiffiey @spiffiey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👋Hello For anyone that doesn't know me I have a huge hub of free emotes I've made on my website! I encourage streamers to find resources like these over resorting to AI. ♥️ spiffiey.com/free-emotes
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 31/08/2026
why did adobe move all of my apps back to my main hard drive that i moved them off of to save space 🫩
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 31/08/2026
Absolutely!
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 30/08/2026
I love seeing people in youtube comments saying nice things about the thumbnail I designed for the video. 👉👈
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 30/08/2026
he did the All Might point again right before falling to his knees. i didn't want to see it happen, but the man knows how to put on a moving performance.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 30/08/2026
god dammit he kicked out of it
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 30/08/2026
..... god dammit i hate that you're probably right.
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