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@shwan.wtf
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 01/10/2026
I do not care that I can see the berries on the ground around him. In my mind this dude is straight up eating rocks and you won't convince me otherwise.
Pokemon 30th Anniversary card showing a Pikachu (a yellow mouse creature with red circles on his cheeks) eating an assortment of berries while looking very pleased.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 26/09/2026
At least it looked cool out there tonight
Photo of Citizens Bank Park baseball field. The clouds are colored a dramatic purple and orange
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 19/09/2026
Shoutouts to Best Buy for shipping my record in a paper bag and FedEx for then treating it well.
Photo of the sleeve for the vinyl record of The Offspring’s Americana album extremely bent out of shape and damaged in shipping.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 17/09/2026
screenshot of a youtube video titled "My longest yeah boy ever" that is 2 minutes and 8 seconds long
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 13/09/2026
Card show haul. Traded a bunch of stuff today for most of this. Only spent about $35 of my own money which was nice.
Six Pokémon cards. Japanese Kyogre, Japanese Suicune V, Kingdra ex, Armarouge, Japanese Groudon, Blazikenfive Pokémon cards. Mega Lopunny ex, Galarian Zapdos, Japanese Shining Suicune, Ethan’s Typhlosion, Shadow Rider Calyrex Vmax
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 11/09/2026
this thing absolutely slaps
Cup filled with a frozen treat. Text reads "Tajín® Pineapple Strawberry Freeze. $1.00 | 180 Cal" followed by buttons to Add To Order and Size: Regular
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 08/09/2026
3 PBs in 4 streams is pretty wild. I think I'm satisfied with this category for now. I've been doing runs since January and it took me way too long to actually get the sub 2. I think it'll be nice to try something else for a bit haha.
Screenshot of a detailed timer app called Livesplit showing a bunch of different segments of a speedrun of the game The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask in the All Fairy Rewards category. Final time is 1:56:47
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 02/09/2026
Sub 2 twice in a week and I've still never seen a 1:59
Screenshot of a detailed timer program called Livesplit, showing a final tme of 1 hour, 58 minutes, and 18 seconds for a Majora's Mask All Fairy Rewards speedrun
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 30/08/2026
Welcome back Mogul Affiliates
Photo of 3 male wrestlers. Trench, Swerve Strickland, Parker Boudreaux
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 28/08/2026
not a good run but it finally happened. i know i can do better.
screenshot from a twitch stream of a man with his hands on his head. timer is below him with a final time of 1 hour, 58 minutes, and 50 seconds. screen on the right shows the game The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 25/08/2026
Managed to solo Ascent 8 and get the last sash. What a fun challenge. God I love PEAK so much. @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social @landfall.se
Screenshot from the game PEAK. Says "You Peaked" and "Promoted to Scoutmaster (New Sash)" with a graphic of a sash with a galaxy print.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 19/08/2026
Phillies game fit
White man with glasses wearing a red and white floral button down shirt taking a photo in a mirror
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 08/08/2026
love my new lil blue guys
3 Pokemon cards in toploaders. Wartortle, Japanese Wartortle, and Chines Ceruledge.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 03/08/2026
Went to a card show and bought way too much today lol. Thankfully the FRLG Wartortle was a trade and not cash.
Pokémon cards: Mega Frosslass EX, Copycat, Nidoking, and Mega Latias EX
Pokémon cards: Japanese Wartortle from 151, Wartortle, Japanese Raichu, ScizorPokémon Cards: Japanese Hisuian Typhlosion avatar, Japanese Omanyte, Japanese Tyranitar, HitmontopChinese Pokémon card booster box for the set Chasing Glory Together
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 02/08/2026
listened to some absolute bangers in july. also here's me and my friend's cat.
a collage of album artwork from bands such as: 
bike routes
the menzingers
origami angel
joyce manor 
riley! 
punchline
the home team
free throw
hot mulligan
bright and early
olivia rodrigo
petey usa
enter shikari
super american
the composureselfie photo of a man with glasses leaning to take a photo with an orange cat in a doorway
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 15/07/2026
i kinda wanna get this drawing embroidered on a hat
panel from the BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad manga depicting a very poorly drawn dog on a chalkboard
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 26/06/2026
Random art post time. I got to see the band Bike Routes for the first time a couple months ago and was inspired to open photoshop and mess around with gradient maps and textures and stuff and this came out. Nothing crazy but it was a lot of fun to make. Can't wait for the album release show tonight.
Grungy looking photo of the silhouette of a man in red and yellow with the words "What's it gonna take to restart? I wanna rip my world apart. What's gonna make my heart stop?" in stylized letters.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 13/06/2026
Hello bluesky I think I look nice today
Photo of a man with glasses and a light blue shirt
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 10/06/2026
First AFR PB since February
Speedrun timer showing a final time of 2 hours and 39 seconds for the Majora's Mask category All Fairy Rewards
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 08/06/2026
Satisfying
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 07/06/2026
I couldn't stop noticing the fact that the text on this during the Xbox showcase wasn't centered correctly and it drove me insane. It also wasn't even centered to the screen in general. I'm pretty sure whoever made these graphics did this specifically to piss me off.
Teal space background with text that reads "PLAY IT DAY ONE WITH GAME PASS" 

Two light blue vertical lines are on screen to show that the text is not aligned properly.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 18/05/2026
Was feeling myself tonight so now I’m making y’all look at me
Man with glasses taking a photo of himself in a mirror
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 17/05/2026
Shoutouts to Apple for keeping the P00P game alive in spirit
Screenshot of a baseball scoreboard showing a score of 0-0 between two teams with the letter P as their logo, appearing to read the word “poop”
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 12/05/2026
Shoutouts to Blizzard for giving us a good amount of time to finish this Overwatch battle pass
Text reads 

Battle Pass
2026: Season 2 - PRemium
Time Remaining: 20620 Days
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 02/05/2026
I've been feeling more and more comfortable in hats lately. Also been absolutely loving the warmer weather.
White man with glasses in a green hoodie and hat. t
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 22/04/2026
Ayyy I finally made it onto a block list. 😎
Member of 1 list:
@antiantiai.bsky.social Anti "Anti-AI" Labeler
22 days ago
AI Haters
Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 09/04/2026
Once again I’m debating getting my nostril pierced
Man with facial hair and a fake nose ring
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 07/04/2026
Last one for now, Parachute. Sorry the quality's a bit busted, had to resize it. But holy fuck the passion and pain in her voice during this part.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 07/04/2026
Zissou
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 07/04/2026
Good Ol' Days
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 07/04/2026
some videos of Hayley tonight
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 03/04/2026
i have no idea what i'm doing but i got bored and opened photoshop
person with split red and black hair wearing a hockey jersey that reads TWICE in big letters in front of a blue background with a few hearts.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 28/03/2026
I love Philadelphia
Sticker with Hello Kitty in a nurse outfit holding a needle with the text “legalize assisted suicide for ICE agents”
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 26/03/2026
Finally got a haircut the other day and am feeling a lot more like myself. My last barber kinda messed my shit up so it’s nice feeling myself again.
Man with glasses and facial hair taking a photo of himself in a mirror
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 17/03/2026
lol called it
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 05/03/2026
Older white man, Werner Herzog in The Mandalorian, with his mouth open with the text "I would like to see the sandwich" under him
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 05/03/2026
i liked this photo so i'm making y'all look at it sorry
shirtless man with glasses and facial hair
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 04/03/2026
I don’t even play this card game but I miss the rush of opening packs and I like Evangelion 🤷‍♂️
Booster box of Evangelion themed Union Arena cards
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 23/02/2026
i love this bad translation mod for oot twitch.tv/shwan
screenshot from Ocarina Of Time: Link is holding a piece of paper over his head. text reads: "You understand this Castration Membership card! You can enter Gerudo Training in your hidden place.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 20/02/2026
If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I own an excessive amount of merch from The Wonder Years
Heavyset white man with glasses and facial hair holding a blue phone wearing a green hoodie that reads “the hum goes on forever”
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 20/02/2026
New AFR PB. Failed Snowhead remains escape and still managed to cut this much off. Sub 2 soon for sure.
Screenshot of a bunch of speedrun times for the game The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask. The final time was 2:05:38.32, saving 9 minutes and 2 seconds.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 19/02/2026
Wanna hang out on Saturday? 🥺👉👈
flyer for a stream depicting a man with glasses and facial hair wearing a red hat and gloves while driving a racing kart. text reads:

SATURDAY FEB 21ST
THE ANNUAL BIRTHDAY STREAM

Playing 
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe + maybe other games with friends

Twitch.tv/shwan | 7pm EST
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 11/02/2026
ha ha real funny grubhub
Grubhub screenshot:

Delivery code:
6
7
Provide to your courier when they arrive
Why do I need this?
To make sure your order goes to the right person and place, we may require a code from time to time.
Got It
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 17/01/2026
Finally :) (i have the "more ascents" mod installed, that's why 8 is a thing)
Screenshot from the game PEAK

YOU PEAKED
Scouting Report 
Promoted to Goat Scout
New Sash!
Ascent 8 Unlocked
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 14/01/2026
I mean he's also my dad, as per my facebook
Facebook screenshot showing Anthonycirca Green listed as a Father
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 14/01/2026
A little late on this but why not, I've never done a #PortfolioDay post. My name's Shawn, I've been fiddling around with various graphic design softwares for somewhere around 25 years. I tend to do a lot of vector designs these days, but I'm also a bit of a photoshop wizard if you ask me.
Lame Gretzky “Greatest Hits” EP cover. Design is reminiscent of an old Nintendo 64 game box. The text is 3-Dimensional and reads "Lame Gretzky Greatest Hits". An illustration of a clock overlaying a background of other clocks in orange and burgundy. Text reads: "X | Baby Annihilation" (title of a song by Fall Out Boy). "Time is luck and I wish ours overlapped more or for longer."There are three cartoon wolves from the Animal Crossing series depicted in space with a bunch of stars and the Moon surrounding them. Parody of the Taco Bell logo reading "Take Bell" depicting a goose with a pink beak holding on to a bell
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 06/01/2026
I’ve got a Surge’s Electabuzz if you’re needing one
Japanese Pokemon card of Lieutenant Surge’s Electabuzz
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 25/12/2025
I hate having the brain of a graphic designer sometimes. I could tell the DET and MIN texts weren't aligned properly with each other from a mile away. Also the "2nd & Goal" text not being centered is hurting me as well.
screenshot from a football game. text reads "2nd & goal. DET 0, 7 MIN" 
there are blue horizontal lines on screen showing alignment inconsistencies.
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 16/12/2025
honestly shocked that i played peak more than i did silksong this year. definitely not enough new games played though.
Shwan's Steam Replay 2025. 18 games played. 117 ahievements. 592 sessions. 8 new games. 

Most played games: by % of playing
Halo Infinite: 36%
Peak 21%
Hollow Knight: Silksong 15%
Overwatch 2: 13%
R.E.P.O.: 5%
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Shawn @shwan.wtf · 04/12/2025
Got rid of Spotify in August so here's a mishmash of those results and my Apple Music recap. Also my top 10 artists from my last.fm since January to kinda solidify everyone's placing. Anyway switch off Spotify for a service that doesn't push ICE recruitment ads or invest millions into army drones.
Spotify Wrapped 2025 screenshot. Text reads: 

Top Songs 
1 drowning 
2 Laughing Without Smiling 
3 Manager Haircut 
4 TOXXXIC BLOODSTREAM 
5 Hopefully Pitchfork Doesn't Hear This 

Top Genre: Midwest Emo

Top Artists 
1 Super American 
2 Heart Attack Man 
3 Petey USA 
4 Coheed and Cambria
5 Free Throw 

Minutes Listened 12,083

SPOTIFY.COM/WRAPPEDApple Music Replay '25

Top Artists 
206 total artists 

1 Hot Mulligan 
2 Hayley Williams 
3 Sabrina Carpenter 
4 Origami Angel 
5 Super American 
6 Dance Gavin Dance 
7 Free Throw 
8 Sleep Token
9 The Wonder Years 
10 Motion City... 
11 Ben Quad 
12 Fireworks 
13 Heart Attack Man 
14 Petey USA 
15 Coheed and Cambria
Last.fm screenshot of top artists. 

1 Super American 347 scrobbles 
2 Heart Attack Man 260 scrobbles 
3 Hot Mulligan 195 scrobbles 
4 Coheed and Cambria 150 scrobbles 
5 Free Throw 149 scrobbles 
6 Petey USA 146 scrobbles 
7 Sabrina Carpenter 137 scrobbles 
8 Hayley Williams 115 scrobbles 
9 The Wonder Years 107 scrobbles 
10 Dance Gavin Dance 103 scrobbles
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