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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What color car did you say the bank robber was driving?

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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 17/07/2026

The President of the United States is constantly shitting himself, and people pretend not to notice.

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Dear god, he’s signing his surrender documents at Versailles. This timeline has really bad writing.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

🥴😂🥴

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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

. All those politicians running for their lives during a shooting finally got to understand how kids in schools feel. 🥰 .

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Cool thing is, nobody is taking this at face value.

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I may have fed my little guy a bit too much catnip. He's fighting with the bathmat 😳😾

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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Look at all that DEI sending astronauts around the moon.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/04/2026

At this point, you don’t even have to look at a calendar. You can tell the day of the week by following the news. Once a fake story about Trump being “close to a deal” drops, you know it’s Sunday and the futures markets are opening soon. When Iran responds and says it’s BS, you know it’s Monday.

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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 28/03/2026

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Damn. At first I thought I was looking at something dead and then a miracle happened...

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Still reeling after we got rejected by the peace club.

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Well, at least our questions about whether or not US troops would follow illegal orders have been answered. World, you're on your own.

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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

This is the moment Qatar realized they spent more than they needed to.

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Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

The Ukrainian military—the toughest, most experienced, most adaptable, most successful on the modern battlefield—is beardy old men, women, artists, gamers who can’t deadlift sh*t but can fly a drone into a Russian helicopter rotor Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I know the rapture didn't happen because the dogs are still here.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 15/09/2025

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: If Charlie Kirk wasn’t a right-wing extremist, right-wing extremist groups wouldn’t be marching to honor him.

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I wonder if the South Korean #Hyundai workers will tell stories of going overseas to a technologically backward country, with the aim of providing training and work opportunities for the natives. But the uncivilised natives were frightened by change and technology and locked them up. 🤔 #USPolitics

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Mighty Apollo @mightyapollo.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

“Find me the tackiest shit on the planet!”

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

LOL this is hilarious. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.

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Jim McBride #NAFO #UkraineDefender 🇺🇦🇺🇲 @jimmcbride13.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Destroying Putin's nuclear bombers will offer hours of endless fun for the entire family! Order Now!

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

So homeboy circulates this as an anti-Pride message, but it's metal AF and now I want it on a T-shirt

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Straight out of a Tom Clancy novel. This will make a great movie one day - imagine Tom Cruise and Liam Neeson doing bad Ukrainian accents.

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LGBTQ Shrink @drronholt.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Two quick thoughts about last night's strikes: 1) FSB now has to deal with the fact that there are millions of shipping containers all over Russia, some of which may contain "surprises" 2) Zelensky knew about this operation while sitting in the Oval Office being yelled at by Trump & Vance

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

One of the finest examples of nerd humour I've ever seen. So many levels...

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Alt National Archives @altnatarchives.altgov.info · 16/05/2025

Keep sharing. Everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant knows 86 just means the menu item is no longer available. It does not mean to execute the mahi-mahi.

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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 06/05/2025

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Canada's Liberal Party should remember to send Donald a fruit basket. Turning around an election like he did is one for the record books.

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Who says trade wars can't be fun?

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Parkdale Hermit @shutuppat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Here's a red hat I can see myself wearing...

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