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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“The fact that I could convince myself that you said it really says a lot about society these days.”

shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love the original MSX Metal Gear games for what they do well, but the unintentional comedy of them (especially the first game) is off the charts. My favorite moment is when an bottomless pit disguised itself as a kidnapped scientist in order to lure you in.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Vegan hot ham water” goes kinda hard as a euphemism for tea.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think it really depends on how each stacks up against their competitors.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Okay, Silver’s back in the black. I wish he could score brownie points by fucking over the Lakers from time to time, but I’m still glad he actually did something again.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Aesthetically—the colors, the labels, the display—this is cool as hell. But functionally? It’s just turning the On Button into an Amiibo scan.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It’s fitting that Adam Silver has lost the last shred of goodwill he’s managed to accumulate by refusing to punish Steve Ballmer’s Clippers, because almost all that goodwill had been initially been built up by punishing the Clippers’ Donald Sterling’s.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My day may be ruined, but my night is just getting started.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

New Harry Potter fan-theory for you all to mull over: The reason that old timey wizards shat themselves instead of learning to use toilets is because the Dursleys had a Horcrux under their roof for over a decade.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Joke’s on you. I just assumed Soundgarden had an album named Cash because why the fuck not?

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

But what if it’s to explain how that one Battle for Bikini Bottom speedrunner discovered that licking the game disc made several skips possible?

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I guess if it were a stealth, “This video was secretly about this other thing all along because THAT’S the thing that’s interesting,” then I’m back on board. It comes down to, does the video have a thesis statement that fully explains the bait and switch?

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’ve read/watched enough of your art that I’d watch till the end, confident that you’d tie it all together and make it obvious why you had to spend so much time on the album. But if I got to the end proven wrong, it would make me a little bit hesitant to trust you the next time you went on a tangent

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

About 80% of the multiplayer modes tacked onto Conker’s Bad Fur Day we’re pretty mid, but Capture The Flag and especially Beach were fantastic enough to be a blast playing with just bots.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Everyone’s thinking it, but I’m the only one willing to say it: a Chinese finger trap is a turtleneck for the penis.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Armageddon/Deep Impact Antz/A Bug’s Life Coco/The Book of Life Frankenstein/The Bride! Project Hail Mary/The Mario Galaxy Movie

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Little known pop-culture factoid to bring up at your next party to impress all the dames: Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when he kicked John Lennon’s wife?

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I keep going back and forth between reading that Truth Social post in a douche bro voice and a valley girl voice to determine if Hegseth or Miller wrote it.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I take no joy in this, but if the White House is going to be this bad at pretending Trump is up and healthy, we the people will have no choice but to assume that he pooped himself to death.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Though, “So long as I’m back before my Historical Preenactment Society rehearsal. We’re doing the 2nd Moon War,” and, “Isn’t that the bear that’s always stealing your ideas?” “GET HIM!” are both in the conversation.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I figured it couldn’t be, because you’re standalone comics are some of the funniest things I’ve ever read. But going through them again, they were filled with hilarious concepts, and not Simpsons-esque punchlines like this. Best I found was, “Pull the wings off wasps to make ‘super ants.’”

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Yeah, that’s why I’m watching the Hollywood movie version instead of the brutal 6-part documentary on Tubi. These kids need to be entertained, and I only have so many joke books on hand to crib from.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

On the one hand, Jesus fucking Christ. But on the other hand, Chewsdayer goes hard as an anti-British slur.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I think I was only on the JP forums for a week before he got banned. But that week was enough to make me loathe him. I didn’t even know who he was until everyone got together to celebrate. He was just an edgy png who couldn’t tell a joke to save his life but, but also couldn’t stop spamming them.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Streaming services should offer the option to replace the opening credits music of shows with the Deep Space 9 theme.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Jensen Ackles: Okay… I mean, I’m also pretty sure he’s dead. Jiminy Glick: I can’t say I’m surprised. It sounds like he’s the kind of diva who collects enemies like pogs! Jensen Ackles: [looks at watch]

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Jensen Ackles: Well I was only on the one episode and… Jiminy Glick: [interrupting] And he felt you were BENEATH him because you were just a guest star?! Oh, I DO hate just how FAKE Hollywood can be, and yet also I love it…

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Jiminy Glick: Of course it is! Now tell me, Judson, you were on Wishbone. [super high pitched] Do you two still keep in touch? Jensen Ackles: Come again? Jiminy Glick: You and Wishbone. He’s a handsome young gent, and I always wanted to meet him!

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Jiminy Glick: Hello I’m Jiminy Glick! And I am just delighted to be sitting here with my good, good, GOOD friend… uhhh… Judson Ackles. Judson? Jensen Ackles: Hey, great to be here.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Not gonna lie, when I initially saw the game lineup, I was hoping that they’d again put the tiny 2D game physically on cart and require a download for the 3D games. Friggin’ Game Key Cards keeping me from having a physical copy of Ghost Babel for my Nintendo handheld…

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

And as we all know, Demon is a portmanteau of DEI Monsters, so…

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I can’t say I’m surprised to learn that the pedophile industry is officially Too Big to Fail (TM), but I’m not happy about it either.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I keep trying to think up jokes, but all my brain is capable of bringing up is, “Remember that time he told someone to finger their dad’s butthole in order to win the dumbest online argument ever? That was really fucking weird.”

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I never thought I’d agree with Kristi Noem on anything, but here we are.

At a news conference, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem characterized the incident as an act of domestic terrorism on…

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I just now noticed my typo here, and I’m not sure if it made the post better or worse.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Wasn’t Katy Perry’s space thing/viral concert footage this year? I realize her stock entered the year hovering around zero, but surely it went far enough into the negative to crack the Bottom 10.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

If you ran an extra long episode of Always Sunny through a Kevin Can F**k Himself filter, you’d end up with something really close to Marty Supreme. What an incredibly difficult film to sit through, but in a (mostly) hood way.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Watching The Princess Bride this morning, and it’s really sad knowing that this was one of the last things Andre the Giant did before succumbing to TDS.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I at first thought he was riding around on an old penny-farthing bicycle, which would make him trying to communicate via stone engraving extra funny. Death: “You really shouldn’t turn your back on your fellow man.” Me: “Hey! Come back here and tell me about this yuri, Music Man!”

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I don’t know why it’s called the Oedipal Complex. All dude did was kill his dad and fuck his mom. Sounds pretty simple to me.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Guy who’s knees bend the wrong way: I’m built different

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I know it may sound extreme, but if you think Jonbenet Ramsey should have an Instagram account, I want nothing to do with you.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Social media is obviously awful for the mental health of children, but it’s also proving to be really bad for adults as well. That’s why I propose that no one should be allowed on Facebook or its ilk until they’re either 21 or dead, whichever comes last.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I realized the other day that there was a small part of me that was glad to see Prime 4 disappointing some folks, and that it’s because, a few years ago, I didn’t like the way that Dread was being discussed as just something to tide the fans over until the Real Metroid Game came out.

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shutupneff @shutupneff.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Is this the Amiibo, stuck behind a plastic paywall music? Because I might head back out to my local game shop tomorrow if so.

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