Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Aww, thanks! It’s good to know I’ve been making The Soup right. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Hello all, I am writing a thesis/exit project on how in our quest for efficient car roads we’ve almost completely eliminated the right for humans to exist in public. Which is a wild thing to discover. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I didn’t! It still haunts me. But I have tried the general method—sauté unsalted veg until brown, add wine, add broth and salt, and it is delicious. But if you find it, please let me know! 100
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It turns out what kept me addicted to here and there was mostly boredom, and I’m not bored anymore. I can still be reached, I’m just busy busy busy. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 08/09/2024The funnel web spider’s web leads into my gardening glove. Where is my lighter? 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 05/09/2024Listening to a passing campus tour guide explain how he scalps football tickets 👍👍👍 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 30/08/2024Me when the construction worker with the iron cross tattoo gives my son a lecture on safety 🤐 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2024The one that got me the most was he sat out his lemonade, someone paid $20 and said keep the change, and kiddo packed up his stand for the day because he’d made all he felt like making. 🤦🏻♀️ 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2024oh no As someone who has done this, wear a splint if you took the skin off your knuckle. You don’t want to bend your finger while it’s healing. 100
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2024I mean, when he ran his lemonade stand and charged $1.50 and guys (always guys) gave him $2 and said keep the change, I was like, well, ok. But the rocks! Ok they are fossils but I’d give a quarter. Maybe. He found them in the school parking lot. 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2024This kid is running an absolute racket. Someone paid him $20 for one fossil. $20! HE IS SIX AND THEY ARE ROCKS. 120
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2024In two days, the six year old has made fifty dollars selling rocks from a table in front of our house. It is my considered opinion that the good people of my neighborhood are suckers. 140
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 19/08/2024I am a student again! True to form, I was 3 hours early to class. 030
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 03/08/2024Just remembered the time I had a two year old and made a whole-ass croquembouche from scratch because I craved a challenge, any challenge. I was so bored then. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 03/08/2024Everybody in my town wants better sidewalks and safe biking right up until they are asked to lift a literal finger to make it happen. 040
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 02/08/2024I told Twin B I’d take her outside as soon as I got dressed, then got busy and forgot. Next thing I know, she’s presenting me with a dress, a single sock, and sparkly undies she must have gone through the entire drawer to find 😂 040
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 02/08/2024Why am I in love with jigsaw puzzles. Why am I doing three a week now. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 29/07/2024Came home after five days away to find the same mail sitting by the front door so I made my husband listen to 45 minutes of vampire plot rambling while he cleaned it up. 030
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 17/07/2024Making terrible jokes now. Do we leave him in the car while we shop or take him in? Do we crack the windows? “Excuse me ma’am what’s in that bag?” “My husband” 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 13/07/2024Got some canvassers at my door and I asked for who and they said “Kennedy” and I said “brain worm guy?” and couldn’t stop laughing. They left. 120
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/07/2024I don’t want to be the psycho mom who doesn’t sign her kid up to a camp for “vibes” reasons, but also don’t like the vibes of the highly-recommended place that specializes in kids with ADHD. Just don’t know what to do. 210
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Wheeee getting to email the ADHD camp because their website doesn’t say they use ABA therapy but the liability waiver describes ABA to a T, sooooooo which is it, guys? 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 28/06/2024It says a lot about me that I love this page www.eastgrmi.gov/DocumentCent...eastgrmi.gov 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 27/06/2024Almost burned down the house on accident. Husband managed to catch it in time. It’s cool. I love adrenaline at bedtime. No worries. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Jesus Christ I hate the mid west thing where having so much as one toy on your porch means it looks “poor” and people ask if you’re running a daycare. No! I have kids! Who use the porch! Fuck off! 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 24/06/2024Me, eating five different foods with five different types of spoon, each perfectly suited to the purpose: Yes, ahaha yes! Me, sorting five different spoons into five different drawers: well this fucking sucks 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/06/2024Definitely without, those suckers are pretty, but they also are lethal to actually keeping your place. The weight just pulls the bookmark right out. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 22/06/2024Uhhhhhhhh why am I hearing cicadas in June? No, we don’t have a brood. We just have….cicadas. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/06/2024There are few things I want to do less than watch the PowerPoint my sister made about our upcoming summer vacation. 100
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/06/2024I just want to go to somewhere and not be Mom or Wife for a week. Maybe two. Just rest. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/06/2024I swear I would leave this life if I had somewhere to go. I just need a break. 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 04/06/2024I adore the Enchanted Forest series but wow until I read it aloud I did not realize how many chapters are just the characters sitting around talking lol 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 31/05/2024Sometimes is really hard to remember that people presuming incompetency at me is not about me, it’s about making a safe presumption. 020
