Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Hello all, I am writing a thesis/exit project on how in our quest for efficient car roads we’ve almost completely eliminated the right for humans to exist in public. Which is a wild thing to discover. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It turns out what kept me addicted to here and there was mostly boredom, and I’m not bored anymore. I can still be reached, I’m just busy busy busy. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 08/09/2024The funnel web spider’s web leads into my gardening glove. Where is my lighter? 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 05/09/2024Listening to a passing campus tour guide explain how he scalps football tickets 👍👍👍 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 30/08/2024Me when the construction worker with the iron cross tattoo gives my son a lecture on safety 🤐 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2024In two days, the six year old has made fifty dollars selling rocks from a table in front of our house. It is my considered opinion that the good people of my neighborhood are suckers. 140
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 19/08/2024I am a student again! True to form, I was 3 hours early to class. 030
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 03/08/2024Just remembered the time I had a two year old and made a whole-ass croquembouche from scratch because I craved a challenge, any challenge. I was so bored then. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 03/08/2024Everybody in my town wants better sidewalks and safe biking right up until they are asked to lift a literal finger to make it happen. 040
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 02/08/2024I told Twin B I’d take her outside as soon as I got dressed, then got busy and forgot. Next thing I know, she’s presenting me with a dress, a single sock, and sparkly undies she must have gone through the entire drawer to find 😂 040
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 02/08/2024Why am I in love with jigsaw puzzles. Why am I doing three a week now. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 29/07/2024Came home after five days away to find the same mail sitting by the front door so I made my husband listen to 45 minutes of vampire plot rambling while he cleaned it up. 030
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 13/07/2024Got some canvassers at my door and I asked for who and they said “Kennedy” and I said “brain worm guy?” and couldn’t stop laughing. They left. 120
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/07/2024I don’t want to be the psycho mom who doesn’t sign her kid up to a camp for “vibes” reasons, but also don’t like the vibes of the highly-recommended place that specializes in kids with ADHD. Just don’t know what to do. 210
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Wheeee getting to email the ADHD camp because their website doesn’t say they use ABA therapy but the liability waiver describes ABA to a T, sooooooo which is it, guys? 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 28/06/2024It says a lot about me that I love this page www.eastgrmi.gov/DocumentCent...eastgrmi.gov 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 27/06/2024Almost burned down the house on accident. Husband managed to catch it in time. It’s cool. I love adrenaline at bedtime. No worries. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Jesus Christ I hate the mid west thing where having so much as one toy on your porch means it looks “poor” and people ask if you’re running a daycare. No! I have kids! Who use the porch! Fuck off! 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 24/06/2024Me, eating five different foods with five different types of spoon, each perfectly suited to the purpose: Yes, ahaha yes! Me, sorting five different spoons into five different drawers: well this fucking sucks 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 22/06/2024Uhhhhhhhh why am I hearing cicadas in June? No, we don’t have a brood. We just have….cicadas. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/06/2024There are few things I want to do less than watch the PowerPoint my sister made about our upcoming summer vacation. 100
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 06/06/2024I swear I would leave this life if I had somewhere to go. I just need a break. 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 04/06/2024I adore the Enchanted Forest series but wow until I read it aloud I did not realize how many chapters are just the characters sitting around talking lol 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 31/05/2024Sometimes is really hard to remember that people presuming incompetency at me is not about me, it’s about making a safe presumption. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 29/05/2024I don’t know why I read the reports on my son’s Beast Academy work when I sit next to him while he does it, lol 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 29/05/2024Well, after four hours solid work, I have set out half the boxes I’ve gotten out for the garage sale. There are still more damn boxes. 010
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 21/05/2024I picked the colors for my kids’ room a month ago and have since forgot, so tomorrow’s just going to be a surprise! 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 18/05/2024I am at the wedding. I am in the Fifty Shades of Gray bathroom. I am in the Fifty Shades of Gray bathroom at the wedding. 120
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 18/05/2024T-3 hours to my freidn’s wedding, Husband just began checking to see if any of his dress shirts fit. 210
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 16/05/2024I swear to god my washing machine must be a middle child, because any time I try to have a big “laundry” day, it demands to be washed first 🙄 000
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 16/05/2024So what happened that I was raging about was my twins had a gymnastics lesson that went to shit because my girls got bored with the young instructor’s sub-par lesson and wreaked havoc which the coach exacerbated by panicking, resulting in a dangerous situation. 1/. 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 15/05/2024If you’re out there reading this, young gymnastics coach, your boss is nuts and you should find a job that supports you. 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 15/05/2024It’s very tempting to become a person who rants but I also know no one wants to follow a person who rants, and why would you? So I try not to. But some days it’s just hard. 010
Reposted by StephJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 14/05/2024“What is your book about” I dunno. I forgor 913020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 12/05/2024Aaand the Nazi’s are back in town. I swear to god if this ends in me giving another speech I will give such a good speech I will be the most quoted speech maker at the organization’s board meetings for the next year again. 110
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Remember, you can make corned beef any day, not just the clover day 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 120
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Buying myself a couple sashiko pre-printed patterns for the summer so I can have something to do at the playground without a) bringing an embroidery hoop, b) worrying about dirt (sashiko is fully washable) or c) flaws being a problem (homemade look adds to the charm!) 130
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Alright alright fine I’ll post it. (2 second exposure, otherwise to my eyes it was just slightly purple.) 020
Steph @shunter.bsky.social · 10/05/2024Explaining to my husband that I want HIM to buy me an anniversary gift, not ME to buy me anniversary gift, which seems reasonable, yes? 120