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Shulie Cowen

@shuliecowen.bsky.social
230 followers 205 following 139 posts

Do good. Have fun. Actor, Improvisor, Notary Public. Hater of phoneys, indifferent to children in rye.

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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶You don’t know me, but I’m your father…🎶
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What a joy to wake up every morning in my house on America St., here in my beautiful city of America, America, right here in the wonderful US of America! We are truly blessed with the maximum of America.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
60% of my body is made up of love, so I have to stay heartdrated.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My love of dad jokes is the only reason I regret not becoming a father.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
FROM THE WORLD IS STILL GOOD SOMETIMES DEPT: The gigantic black bug I thought was on my carpet turned out to be a licorice jelly bean. Yes, I ate it.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy May 8, the beginning of the July 4 season! (CVSian calendar)
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Life is just a series of losing and finding your AirPods until you die.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
OK groomer.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Fans of Timothee Chalamet should be called Chalamanders.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
INTROVERTS UNITE!* *Remotely, from our own homes.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I was listening to my audiobook on a walk when I saw a very cute dog heading towards me and had to smile at it until it went by. Then I realized I had lost track of where I was in my audiobook. I got dogstracted.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
RIP Bob Weir, a true gem. Thank you for the music and the fun.❤️
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
GREASE IS THE WAY I AM FEELING (A Haiku) Wrapped up in trouble A life laced with confusion What’re we doing here?
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Just walked past a dozen teenagers at the airport wearing sweatshirts and pajama pants.* God bless America and Happy Thanksgiving! *They also wore shoes!
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If you are in a room with a bunch of seniors, someone in that room is a nurse. If you are in a room with a bunch of gen x people, someone in that room can play guitar.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Turned off my alarm in my sleep because I am an efficiency genius.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
HOW has there never been a Tony Danza/Matt LeBlanc father/son sitcom? HOW???? (And let's get Judith Light in a Katherine Helmond type role while we're at it.)
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
No, Voice to Text, I am not telling someone to break a light at their event tonight.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ready to get down to the nitty but not the gritty.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Today I watched a video of my 86 year old mother doing a scene in the final performance from her acting class. It was from Glengarry Glen Ross. She played the Jack Lemmon role. I will never be the same.
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Alex L @corynactis.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sun Jun 22, Opening Night: The Improvised Musical! I’ve been a huge fan of this improvised Broadway-style musical for 9+ yrs, never thought I would be tech’ing for these talented & hilarious improvisors (@shuliecowen.bsky.social & others). Tix outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/openin...
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Outside In Theatre - OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!®
OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!®OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!® is exactly that: a Broadway-style musical that is made up on the spot, based on audience suggestion. So every night is th...
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I just realized it was late enough to have dinner, and my heart leapt inside my chest like Snoopy when he finds out it’s suppertime.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
LIFE HACK: If you start your day sitting in cat barf, there's no where else to go but up from there for the rest of the day. Everything that isn't sitting in cat barf is a win!
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
NAME CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The group of individuals formerly known as My Family will now be referred to as the Drama Club.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Using the word kudos as much as possible for no reason.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Finished dinner early so there's still time for a quick lil anxiety before bed
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Feeding this cold like I'm the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Hoping once I'm well I feel like a butterfly.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
When Trump talks about annexing Canada and Greenland, the press needs to ask serious questions about his cognitive health. Every time.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The snuggle is real.
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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Remember that properly channeled pettiness and spite can also serve as the wind beneath your wings We will get through this and we will triumph because fuck those motherfuckers, that's why.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
But what really matters is the cookies we ate along the way
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If the Girl Scouts are going to continue making Thin Mints this addictive, could they at least hide some blended vegetables in there? Help a girl get a balanced diet please. Alternative: Farmers, can we get some broccoli that tastes like Thin Mints?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
THEY ARE CALLED ENTITLEMENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE ENTITLED TO THEM.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I want that hour back.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hey you! Yes,YOU! You’re looking great today!
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Right now life is feeling a lot like when you accidentally eat a bite of the paper on your cheese from the deli.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
When you wake up in the middle of the night and you don’t know whether it is still night or morning, well that’s just a fun lil prank from the universe.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Your behavior may be killing me but I have the upper hand because I am constantly updating my will in my mind.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
No one says “pound for pound“ anymore. What are people saying instead? Are we done comparing things by weight? Vibes for vibes?
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Heading into the Futz Around and Find Out part of the workday.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Determined to be determined today!
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not now, Earthquake!
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
YLIF-You're Lucky It's Friday. One more weekday and I don't think I'd make it.
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
So the whole time the Reflex was just a lonely child who’s waiting by the park?
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Ask me anything but don't ask me how many Girl Scout cookies I ate last night
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Shulie Cowen @shuliecowen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Doing some weeding and managed to cut my eye on the leaf of a bird of paradise. Everything is going great. Everywhere, all around.
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