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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 12h

She doesn’t wanna have to update her bio every time she has a new one.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Choice between LuLaRoe and HerbaLife

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

imagine trying to adapt a lawyer's life to menstrual flow. "We respectfully request that the Court adjourn this conference for three weeks to account for my luteal phase."

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me to my therapist on Friday: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me! I suddenly can’t make myself get out of bed! This is unusual for me!”

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Aside from my personal feelings about this thing that’s happening to my good friend, the appellate work on this has a real chance of affecting our first amendment protections in the absence of a federal anti-SLAPP. Help her lawyer do his best work for all of us!

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

yes! i too thought it was yiddish until adulthood though. the j-sounding g shoulda given it away though—we don't have that sound!

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Remind me to watch this when i’m not at my parents’ house

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

excuses me NY-10 was worse

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

wait TAR is normal what do you mean

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

My psychiatrist told me it's good for anxiety because it surprises your brain into interrupting racing thoughts

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This guy should get advice from that lady in NJ who somehow got 35 different firms to represent her over the course of her divorce and post-divorce proceedings.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Joyce have you been to the Short Hills Mall?

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

What about PASC and BERG??

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Well, I guess parts of it probably are

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Indiana is not south of New York

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

update we now know it is not Virginia (Orson did dentistry "back there") or Minnesota (where Orson went to school)

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

i feel weird that i responded to you like this bc we are friends and you know stuff about my family but people will read it and be like "why's this bitch telling him about her parents"

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

my parents own a pied a terre (which is different/worse than a second home imo) in nyc and this tax does not affect them. it doesn't even apply to them because of the way homes are valued in nyc. the people this will affect are like Saudi billionaires bc that's who owns homes that value at $5m

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

sorry that "twiqbal sounds like a slur" was not engaging enough for lawprofsky to notice you

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

love judge kaplan, love this opinion, hate (hate!) his paragraph indent choices like how many times did his clerk hit tab here??

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Like i think probably this is worse than if he’d just scribbled “go fuck yourself” on a legal pad and mailed that.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

This is extremely funny but also the worst possible strategy for communicating with Judge Kaplan.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

we also know it's not New York (Bree mad about Gabby trying to send Danielle there for modeling school) or Hawaii (Lynette mad Tom was going to Hawaii for work)

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

can't have ANNOYING CHILDREN running around ANNOYING PEOPLE and MISBEHAVING

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

certainly makes more sense than my 2am reading of this

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

i don't understand how we get from "he ignored what you asked for" to "you've already repaired your relationship"

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

He will be equally cute in the items I will purchase from Barbour, a direct competitor of Ralph Lauren, instead.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I was planning to buy an entire matching Ralph Lauren wardrobe for myself and my nephew and now will not because it reasonably appears to me that Ralph Lauren supports Tomi. In fact, I will return the items I have already purchased, causing them to lose money they would have had but for Tomi’s ad.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“It’ll drive down home prices!” Great! Maybe people will be able to buy homes to live in instead of as an investment or bragging rights.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“But who will pay the property taxes??” Them! Until they sell, at which point the buyer will pay them! That’s how property taxes work!

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It’s not even a good threat! Who cares if they leave? They’re not even paying income tax! Do they think we need the money they spend a weekend a month or the Broadway shows will close? The Met will cease to have art? The Museum of Natural History will have to give back the dino bones? Be serious.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

oh no you've outed me as a weird nerd

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

What's more likely here: that I did research at 11pm to answer this question or that I knew these two cases about "Is Amtrak the Government?" off the top of my head?

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Don't come at me about a string cite without a parenthetical I'm tired

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It depends. See, e.g., Lebron v. National Railroad Passenger Corp., 513 U.S. 374 (1995); Department of Transportation v. Association of American Railroads, 575 U.S. 43 (2015)

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

does it count if you work on an amtrak train while it's stopped in yonkers (i do not work on the train when it is stopped at/going through yonkers precisely to avoid pondering this question)

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

he's certainly never watched porn. do they have that in nebraska?

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

this made me question whether keif had ever met a woman before

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

In my defense I bought it on sale

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Someone printed me a sticker of a photo of luigi mangione a while back and i left it on my counter and my housekeeper hung it on my fridge bc she thought he was my boyfriend

A black and white sticker depicting Luigi Mangione hung on a fridge with a magnet shaped like a heart that says Venezia

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social wholly agree with this, think you would love FBoy Island because it is similarly absolutely insane

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We've gotten there now and I am so grateful to know what this means

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

It can be true that she does not look smart and is not as smart as she looks

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

A woman on love overboard said "I think a lot of people don't think I'm as smart as I look, I guess" and I would love to know what she thought she was saying because what she actually said is "I look smart, but I guess people think I'm dumb"

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I don’t think we have gotten there yet but i cannot wait to find out what this means

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

She literally pushed his face away after he kissed her and then he says “I’m not a mind reader but i’d have to say she’s definitely into me.” sir have you ever seen body language before

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

It is unreal how aggressively this woman is telegraphing that she finds this man appalling and he just cannot pick up what she’s putting down.

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Shosh @shoshabosh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Give these people the reality TV version of an Emmy

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