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Shopgoblin

@shopgoblin.bsky.social
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29 year old queer, mad at the world, would like a pizza. Theatrical carpenter, punk Rory Gilmore, and so much more. They/she

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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why does Columbus get a bank holiday he did a genocide and is Italian not American.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How do I work so hard but remain so poor? Almost like the system we live under doesnt actually value working hard, and instead just values grifts. Support you local theatres so I can make more than a barista as a theatrical carpenter. (No hate to baristas but I would like to make more than I do
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why am I so mentally ill, why can't my brain just make my life easier for once.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Work really hard at work everyday to make ends meet and I come home and look at the news and am reminded the government really wants to kill me.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I promise you academia.edu that nothing you email me is in my field, but I read academic papers on anarchism and mental health as a hobby.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I refuse to follow grammar rules, because I'm not going to believe what the English tell me is right. Historically they are often wrong on the right thing to do
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly I knew this Ed Sheeran tour was cursed when the fork lift lost brakes at Ford field on the out. Free Palestine, self determination for all people, no God's no masters.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People need to have more compassion for people who use drugs. Like it's not a failure of the individual it's a systematic failure and the stigmatization is why people don't seek help.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's really rude that I'm responsible for other people's fuck ups.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This living shit will kill you one day
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
many social media managers will encourage you to spread your posts throughout the day but why do that when you have 500 thoughts and you could just literally post them all at the same time
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I use duck duck go because you can avoid ai, so in other words I use Google with extra steps.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Leaving New Mexico, entering texas. Is one of the saddest sentences.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
why do I do what I do for a living
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's super fucking frustrating that I'm doing good but the cravings are strong.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's really frustrating having cravings for such a stigmatized coping mechanism.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm over the foreplay of the end of the world. It's just boring now.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't eat because I have bad poops when I do but I have bad poops because I don't eat
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If there's one thing about me it's that I'm always ready to do the four fs. Fight, flight, freeze, and fawn.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We need to take the light changer from cops and give it to the buses
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We investigated ourselves and we did nothing wrong.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I might act the fool a lot but I rarely am an actual fool
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Starting a job tomorrow And have to tell my boss my non negotiables for him to do.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have just spiraled really bad this week. Like it'll be fine just have to process something that happened.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Honestly threats of violence fuck me up more than actual violence enacted on me. Rather just get hit than always bracing.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I understand why there's only one bus per hour at 2 in the morning but it means I have to wait an hour to start to go home after a gig.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
On God I am gonna fight the spectrum phone robot.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One time while working at the dining hall in college and a coworker said "I love how you nonchalantly hate life" I think that's probably a good description for my general feelings about life still
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I want a dirty water hot dog and a joint.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Watching women's baseball while I watch election results live how gay women's sports are. Also thanks to all the support from a lot of major figures in women's sports being loudly pro trans rights when a player or coach say some bigoted shit
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The best thing about women's sports is they are more likely to marry their teammates than their male counterparts.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Getting to stay up and watch election results is like watching the ball drop on new years but with dire consequences.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can I please have a tiny relapse as a treat
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Duolingo owl and I have lol a very on again off again relationship dynamic.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Color me shocked that someone in the party that don't regard women as people abused his wife.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Remember house phones?
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Keep going and hope the next paycheck hits in time.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every night I fall asleep to the dulcet tones of @iwriteok.bsky.social tell me about the worst people
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We really destroyed the planet we live on for fucking points in an imaginary game.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Buildings need more spires
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why do ddot buses not stop at qline stops.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me reading some headlines thinking some Timothy McVeigh shit happened in NYC but it was like a firework.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Isn't the English flag against the Geneva convention.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Love getting starred at on the bus
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Embrace the apocalypse?
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We really just fucked the planet and don't care. Since I've lived in Michigan in 2022 I believe 3 of the 4 summers we had to deal with wildfire smoke, my native michigander friends said this wasn't the case growing up.
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Hound.chat @hound.chat · 26/05/2026
Connect with those you care about, work on what matters, and get up to mischief. Hound.chat is coming, stay tuned!
Key art for Hound.chat featuring the logo. Surrounding the logo are scenes featuring various anthropomorphic characters.
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Shopgoblin @shopgoblin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm a hundred days sober and I think I deserve just one as a treat.
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