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@shoomie.bsky.social
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My meat IS gargantuan and my dames ARE numerous || she/they/them ||

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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did my dad landlord special the stump in front of the house
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lowkey annoyed af at friend/coworker who wouldn’t make up her mind on my Hayley Williams tickets so I held them didn’t/sell in case she wanted them and now I think they won’t sell and I can’t even transfer them so I’m out like 250…
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TO BE SEEN IS TO BE LOVED!!!!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIIIIIMMMEEEE
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forgot to share with Bsky the absolutely unhinged sign I saw in the bathroom of a brewery we went to for my bachelorette party
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I FORGOT WE HAVE A LAYOVER ON OUR FLIGHT TOO SO WELL BE TRAVELING FROM 12 am to 11 am
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
legitimately dreading my sister in law’s wedding this weekend. I WANT A BREAK FROM BEING BUSY. I DONT WANNA MAKE AKWARD SMALL TALK. ALSO ITS LIKE ALL WHITE PPL.
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can I have the second one
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
U were suppose to be still in the winter village town like me…
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent [Japanese] meal?
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Woke up to flowers and a chai and breakfast sandwich from my favorite coffee shop from my wife on my birthday. As much as my birthday gets in my head, my wife is always there to make me feel seen and loved the moment I wake up
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was physically miserable at Daisy Chain and legit think I almost got heat stroke during Mitski’s set but god what a stacked ass line up. It was worth it
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy birthday!!!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone remind me to thank my sister in law for deciding to have her wedding one month before our wedding when we had it booked for 2 years already
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
whoever took my unofficial parking spot at work, I’m blowing you up with my mind
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
2 out of the 4 of her friends I actually know can’t make it, I don’t know any of the rest of them. The fact that I literally could have invited 16 other friends or even family members I would rather have or know still pmo but she gave me a lot of money so I can’t complain to her about it
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
feeling jokerfied after I woke up to one of my cat’s diarrhea all over the house and then my mom trying to last minute add people to my wedding after already having invited 20 of her friends
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
:3
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sorry, that was just me
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
—TAKE YA MEDICATION ROMAN, TAKE A SHORT VACATION ROMAN
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Did u have too many snacks that day too?
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Getting oxygen to your brain is so cool!!!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Friendship with Katseye ended, XG is my new best friend (I know they’re not kpop but they itch the same scratch for me)
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Good thing about today: finally got my cpap Bad thing about today: cat got diarrhea and shat all over the place
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My cpap is finally suppose to be sent out tomorrow, after 5 months of back and forth. My brain is finally gonna get oxygen when I sleep! I will have a lower risk of stroke and heat attack when I sleep!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A very difficult sell LOL
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I haven’t played since I finished act 1 and I fear I do not have the mental fortitude to continue
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh lmao ok for sure for sure
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did y’all move again??
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Feeling like it’s giving AO3 tags pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thanks bro, I knew u would
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
can u do that for me, I don’t wanna
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
how do I know if I have cyclospora diarrhea or just regular diarrhea
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Have had crippling anxiety for the past 2 days and keep gettin slammed with more and more work assignments. I have been ok wjth my job mostly for the last 2 years but I think I’m really hitting a wall now
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
HOW DOES THIS MOTHER FUCKER KEEP MAKING MY LIFE SO HARD
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Play Underground Games! @pugonline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
4000 years into a land of love, violence, and technology, do you have what it takes to be the ultimate actor? ROLEPLAYER will be available to play in person in Toronto for a limited time at the InterAccess Gallery NEXT FRIDAY as part of Vector Festival 2026. July 10th, 32 Lisgar. 4PM.
Official art for ROLEPLAYER, a video game from Play Underground Games! Actor 4000 runs down stylized Hollywood streets with billboards  and skyscrapers to either side of them.
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
me and Shannon are married in tomodachi life and are not getting along and it’s genuinely destroying my mental
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We be Poople
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
All these men on love island are actually forged in the pits of hell omg
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
His manager hates him too and yelled at him while we were all in a Teams meeting
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Blowing up this supervisor at work with my mind. I hate this stupid MF so god damn much cause every fucking time he either does not do his work, turns in his work to me late after me sending reminders 3 fucking times, I have to had hold his big dumb ass to do it, and he doesn’t do it right. Im gonna
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
first day of period laying in bed like
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well in the mean time you can save and have a nice big ol’ nest egg until you switch to something you’re more happy with. We’re all very proud of you trevor!!!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can ur union do something about ur working conditions tho… like the working a month straight…
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Omg congrats. Can I be ur sugar baby
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Per hour??
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Mike The Spooky @miketheferret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony be like:
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Literally forgot like 4 diff things including my meds before work and was 15 min later than I should of been because a maintenance truck blocking the street I needed to turn on and now I’m so
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