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@shoomie.bsky.social
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My meat IS gargantuan and my dames ARE numerous || she/they/them ||

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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did my dad landlord special the stump in front of the house
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lowkey annoyed af at friend/coworker who wouldn’t make up her mind on my Hayley Williams tickets so I held them didn’t/sell in case she wanted them and now I think they won’t sell and I can’t even transfer them so I’m out like 250…
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TO BE SEEN IS TO BE LOVED!!!!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIIIIIMMMEEEE
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forgot to share with Bsky the absolutely unhinged sign I saw in the bathroom of a brewery we went to for my bachelorette party
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
legitimately dreading my sister in law’s wedding this weekend. I WANT A BREAK FROM BEING BUSY. I DONT WANNA MAKE AKWARD SMALL TALK. ALSO ITS LIKE ALL WHITE PPL.
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent [Japanese] meal?
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Woke up to flowers and a chai and breakfast sandwich from my favorite coffee shop from my wife on my birthday. As much as my birthday gets in my head, my wife is always there to make me feel seen and loved the moment I wake up
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was physically miserable at Daisy Chain and legit think I almost got heat stroke during Mitski’s set but god what a stacked ass line up. It was worth it
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone remind me to thank my sister in law for deciding to have her wedding one month before our wedding when we had it booked for 2 years already
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
whoever took my unofficial parking spot at work, I’m blowing you up with my mind
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
feeling jokerfied after I woke up to one of my cat’s diarrhea all over the house and then my mom trying to last minute add people to my wedding after already having invited 20 of her friends
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
:3
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Getting oxygen to your brain is so cool!!!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Good thing about today: finally got my cpap Bad thing about today: cat got diarrhea and shat all over the place
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My cpap is finally suppose to be sent out tomorrow, after 5 months of back and forth. My brain is finally gonna get oxygen when I sleep! I will have a lower risk of stroke and heat attack when I sleep!
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Feeling like it’s giving AO3 tags pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
how do I know if I have cyclospora diarrhea or just regular diarrhea
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Have had crippling anxiety for the past 2 days and keep gettin slammed with more and more work assignments. I have been ok wjth my job mostly for the last 2 years but I think I’m really hitting a wall now
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Play Underground Games! @pugonline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
4000 years into a land of love, violence, and technology, do you have what it takes to be the ultimate actor? ROLEPLAYER will be available to play in person in Toronto for a limited time at the InterAccess Gallery NEXT FRIDAY as part of Vector Festival 2026. July 10th, 32 Lisgar. 4PM.
Official art for ROLEPLAYER, a video game from Play Underground Games! Actor 4000 runs down stylized Hollywood streets with billboards  and skyscrapers to either side of them.
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
me and Shannon are married in tomodachi life and are not getting along and it’s genuinely destroying my mental
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We be Poople
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
All these men on love island are actually forged in the pits of hell omg
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Blowing up this supervisor at work with my mind. I hate this stupid MF so god damn much cause every fucking time he either does not do his work, turns in his work to me late after me sending reminders 3 fucking times, I have to had hold his big dumb ass to do it, and he doesn’t do it right. Im gonna
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
first day of period laying in bed like
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Mike The Spooky @miketheferret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony be like:
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Literally forgot like 4 diff things including my meds before work and was 15 min later than I should of been because a maintenance truck blocking the street I needed to turn on and now I’m so
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
guys… are u seeing what I’m seeing…
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Trevor @ziodyne.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If I am not whining or complaining about something then I am dead and not breathing
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
God Utena is so cool
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Play Underground Games! @pugonline.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ROLEPLAYER. Play it in person - Toronto - July 10th, 32 Lisgar. 4PM.
Poster for ROLEPLAYER. Actor 4000 stands on a rock holding a sword, with text at the bottom that says "it's not an RPG"
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why is today the way it is
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Also Spy Kids like Weapons fr…
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The horrors of thumb thumb sexual dimorphism. Why does the nurse thumb thumb have titties!?? Why did they make it sexy???
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fenfrond art 🐌🍻🐛 @fenfrond.neocities.org · 04/06/2026
Persepolis is available to read for free on internet archive. archive.org/details/pers... archive.org/details/pers...
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PERSEPOLIS : Marjane Satrapi : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
book topic: light comic.note: press the Zoom in and Zoom out buttons so that the writing is visible.see the front cover of the book here.read second book here.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
RIP Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026)
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Both my Mon and my mother in law bought dresses outside of our wedding party color palette without saying anything. Now my mother in law is digging in her heels abojt the dress she’s wearing because the dress that would match our wedding that she bought she’s wearing to my SIL’s wedding the month b4
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s mother in law Monday…
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Work mood board
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Turning work alarms back in after long weekend
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
not me getting roped into making a presentation last minute by a manager via our director, being told by our director at the end of the presentation that what we are doing is no longer mandated, getting praised for doing a good job, AND THEN GETTING SLAPPED ON THE WRIST FOR NOT ASKING MY MANAGER
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Anri was incredible in concert but the LA crowd was kind of dookie bro cause why are you not popping your pussy for one of the queens of city pop who is performing a once in a lifetime show in the US?
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Who knew that solo queuing rivals would make my already bad mental health day worse? 🤡
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
had the most perfect weekend and now I’m on my period and at work so I wanna kms
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nobody will ever do ball for stop motion the same way PES did. They still are chasing her… youtu.be/qBjLW5_dGAM?...
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Western Spaghetti by PES | The FIRST Stop-Motion Cooking Film
YouTube video by PES
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bro my mom tuff af at pickleball
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
🥇 TOP 1 🥇 OP5 - Bleach (2004) Rolling Star - Yui #Anime #Animesky #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #Bleach #TiteKubo #Pierrot
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britt @shoomie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
PRETTY FAR BACK SEATS BUT WE GOT THEM BROTHER!!!!
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