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Sholva

@sholvaderg.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Sholva "The evil corrupt one" PFP: Keliff Banner: Hoop

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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 5h
Been leaning heavily into building out my TTRPG universe recently. I found the more stuff I compile and connect the more inspiration just flows. I sometimes forget how much I enjoy just writing.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spaghet
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working all day but I hope it goes well. Ace Combat has been my jam for decades. Go fly with the angels!
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm so sorry.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, but one time I wasn't picked up from preschool for like two hours after it was over. I was doing cartwheels in cowboy boots with a girl who was also waiting for someone to pick her up. Not sure why I retain that memory.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could be an issue with the valves, maybe calcium build on based on where you are, or just general corrosion from old plumbing.
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SPOOKY Girl_Poss🔞 @girlposs.hyper.wang · 24/11/2025
#TransFeminism
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that palindrome isn't a palindrome is the biggest failing in language.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Would have liked it to hold out just another few months for insurance to kick in though.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just had to drop $500 on getting a crown put back on but apparently 17 years is a good run for the cement and now I have a gold plated titanium rod helping keep it in place too.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When they do show up, it will be an intervention. Always keep 'em guessing.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw this and thought about sharing it to y'all, glad I scrolled for two more seconds to see it naturally came to you two.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's okay. They include the premium roll holder in the "Forever Roll starter kit"
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Right? I'm so deeply bothered by this. They probably spent tens of millions for some dickhead to go "make it bigger!"
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How is this a real product. I wish it was a silly Photoshop. Who the fuck is pooping this much?! Buy a bidet, don't hang a slab of tree from an included stainless steel base for a month of rubbing wood pulp on your hole. What in the deep fried chuckle fuck is this society?
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I believe in you.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Three days from application to acceptance letter, full time, benefits, decent pay, and an opportunity to learn some very useful skills to make even more money. I'm not trying to make anyone still looking feel bad but I'm too happy about it to not brag a little.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One job offer on the way and still have another interview coming up, so it looks like I will have a couple options. Feels nice to have years of hard work and experience recognized.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thank you random ai bot. I understand that it isn't necessarily the best sign but I'm going to enjoy it as a small victory to brighten my day instead of focusing on what theoretical negatives it could mean.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Applied for a new job, got a call within 30 minutes of finishing the online assessment to set up an interview Monday. Not even sure if I need the new job at this point. I can just coast off that feeling for a few years.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"I bet the whole class used to sigh when it was your turn to read."
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dragon
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I played ping pong at lunch when I worked in insurance. We really got into those games.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm so sorry but also thank you for the laugh. At least it happened in the car before you left and not on lunch like four different times.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
After the Taylor farms issues I think it's about time we change the meaning of "devil's lettuce."
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Yeah, it's much later than earlier." Me on how it has already warmed up this morning.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Okay but the scars being parts of the plush that are worn out and losing fluff is so fuggin' brilliant. I love it so much.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As a 6'8" amab enby person raised in the south I can confirm it is very difficult when people just pretend like everything you said about your identity to them was actually a joke and they just keep misgendering you day after day in spite of you making a public announcement for the whole company.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Saw a bear in the wild today just walking around being a bear. I wanted to go get him so badly but I'm aware that's not a good idea.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's the same people who smoke indoors, who leave food out on the counter, or dirty dishes sitting for days. As soon as COVID restrictions lifted people started washing their hands like it's optional.
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The Nature Conservancy @nature.org · 08/07/2026
Protecting bats isn’t just the right thing to do. It’s also, as it happens, the cheap thing to do. Saving bats is just… very good economics. Need more convincing? Here are 6 more reasons protecting nature is the smartest investment we can make: nature.ly/4ga9HcU 🎨 Mikhaila Markham/TNC
A comic strip featuring a bat and the night sky. In the first panel, the bat flies at dusk, thinking, "Midnight snack or was that lunch?" The second panel shows silhouettes sitting with a musical note and the bat above. The person says, "Strange... not a single mosquito all night," with a figure responding, "I know! It's magical." The third panel depicts the bat thinking, "Magic? Hah. Magic. Right." The fourth panel highlights the bat proclaiming "because of meeee!" at the onlookers who are unaware. The bottom credits The Nature Conservancy and Mikhaila Markham.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Healing through self love
two foxes hugging
text: I forgive myself for being who I used to be because I wouldn’t be who I am now if they didn’t want to be better.

“Sorry for hating myself so much”
“That’s okay, I love us both now!”
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kitty
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm talking about Spaceballs. Go be an AI rage bait bot somewhere else.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Original Space Balls is a parody of an instant beloved classic with nods to the film. The New One is apparently rooted in the widely hated sequel trilogy. It sort of feels like punching down. We know it was bad, we don't need jokes about it 10 years later. No one watched them even twice.
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Human Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 12/07/2026
Today, we celebrate our non-binary and gender non-conforming community at the start of International Non-binary People’s Awareness Week! What does it mean to be non-binary? 🧵
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had to lie to make people like you. You have to lie to make people dislike me.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think any form of self improvement is awesome and I'm proud of you for taking those steps.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I struggled for years both giving and accepting compliments. Just sort of started with people close to me and in a few cases just told them that I was working on it and sorry if it was awkward. It wasn't at all, I mean it 100% felt that way to me, but after a while of forcing it it became natural.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
50lbs in a year at our age is no joke. That's fucking awesome, keep doing what makes you happier and feel good.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Look through comments for a piece of art I saw. One fan of the artist wrote multiple unrelated replies over a few hours, some to the artist comments others to the post directly. I could be mistaken but it feels like a para forming if I've ever seen one. Does that kind of thing feel off to others?
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not me pulling up art fight for the first time in like a year and a half realizing I had attacks I hadn't seen. Totally unrelated to the above thank you @zerrockcrisis.bsky.social @hoopdogtheking.bsky.social <3
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No one will dare stand in your path!
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Doing my part to give bird furrys a place to live. Should be move in ready in about a week.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
She really needed to clean it up.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That's an add on as part of "Premium Shol'va" that's just above Shol'va+ and below Shol'va Unlimited.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Holy shit I call it. "Hi I'm Shol'va" It's come full circle.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If I started a business to make phone calls for other people how many of y'all would be interested? Give me notes, I just need you on the line to say they're allowed to speak with me and I'll schedule your doctor's appointments, oil changes, call to cancel your cable.
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you're not having fun, why do you keep doing it?
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Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
4tb SSD is like $1200 where a year ago would have been $200-300. I also avidly detest seeing "Ai ready" on new mobos and gpus.
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