Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fact that palindrome isn't a palindrome is the biggest failing in language. 010
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just had to drop $500 on getting a crown put back on but apparently 17 years is a good run for the cement and now I have a gold plated titanium rod helping keep it in place too. 110
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How is this a real product. I wish it was a silly Photoshop. Who the fuck is pooping this much?! Buy a bidet, don't hang a slab of tree from an included stainless steel base for a month of rubbing wood pulp on your hole. What in the deep fried chuckle fuck is this society? 120
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Three days from application to acceptance letter, full time, benefits, decent pay, and an opportunity to learn some very useful skills to make even more money. I'm not trying to make anyone still looking feel bad but I'm too happy about it to not brag a little. 2130
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One job offer on the way and still have another interview coming up, so it looks like I will have a couple options. Feels nice to have years of hard work and experience recognized. 080
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Applied for a new job, got a call within 30 minutes of finishing the online assessment to set up an interview Monday. Not even sure if I need the new job at this point. I can just coast off that feeling for a few years. 140
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"I bet the whole class used to sigh when it was your turn to read." 030
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026After the Taylor farms issues I think it's about time we change the meaning of "devil's lettuce." 030
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Yeah, it's much later than earlier." Me on how it has already warmed up this morning. 030
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026As a 6'8" amab enby person raised in the south I can confirm it is very difficult when people just pretend like everything you said about your identity to them was actually a joke and they just keep misgendering you day after day in spite of you making a public announcement for the whole company. 030
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Saw a bear in the wild today just walking around being a bear. I wanted to go get him so badly but I'm aware that's not a good idea. 140
Reposted by SholvaThe Nature Conservancy @nature.org · 08/07/2026Protecting bats isn’t just the right thing to do. It’s also, as it happens, the cheap thing to do. Saving bats is just… very good economics. Need more convincing? Here are 6 more reasons protecting nature is the smartest investment we can make: nature.ly/4ga9HcU 🎨 Mikhaila Markham/TNC 111447
Reposted by SholvaHearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Healing through self love 4038251124
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Original Space Balls is a parody of an instant beloved classic with nods to the film. The New One is apparently rooted in the widely hated sequel trilogy. It sort of feels like punching down. We know it was bad, we don't need jokes about it 10 years later. No one watched them even twice. 020
Reposted by SholvaHuman Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 12/07/2026Today, we celebrate our non-binary and gender non-conforming community at the start of International Non-binary People’s Awareness Week! What does it mean to be non-binary? 🧵 6980569
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I had to lie to make people like you. You have to lie to make people dislike me. 020
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Look through comments for a piece of art I saw. One fan of the artist wrote multiple unrelated replies over a few hours, some to the artist comments others to the post directly. I could be mistaken but it feels like a para forming if I've ever seen one. Does that kind of thing feel off to others? 010
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Not me pulling up art fight for the first time in like a year and a half realizing I had attacks I hadn't seen. Totally unrelated to the above thank you @zerrockcrisis.bsky.social @hoopdogtheking.bsky.social <3 080
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Doing my part to give bird furrys a place to live. Should be move in ready in about a week. 170
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Holy shit I call it. "Hi I'm Shol'va" It's come full circle. 090
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If I started a business to make phone calls for other people how many of y'all would be interested? Give me notes, I just need you on the line to say they're allowed to speak with me and I'll schedule your doctor's appointments, oil changes, call to cancel your cable. 1113
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Compare yourself to yourself from yesterday, from a week ago, from a year ago. No one cares if you're better than "popular streamer." Be better than yourself everyday. 030
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Just read about hackers using wallpeper engine to steal people's info. *Puts on old person suspenders to snap while making a pointless point.* Back in my day it was kids downloading mouse cursors! 060
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Got gas for $3.86 a gallon today. I'm honestly pissed at how happy I was to see it under $4 030
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I genuinely fear stupidity is becoming our culture. I walked past a lady today who said "it's so muggy out" as dry wind was blowing dust into my squinted eyes from the full clear sun. 150
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Got the Merlin bird app to identify bird calls. I've learned so far I can mimic a morning dove and a northern harrier accurately enough to trick the app. I'm sorry to any birders who go out looking for exotic species randomly showing up in the area in the next few weeks. 170
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Not every good game has to be an indefinitely continuing series that goes until it crashes into the ground 20 years later when no one even cares anymore. 070
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026This isn't for anyone specific, but everyone who sees it. Stop drawing and sharing child-like characters in lascivious situations. It does not matter how old you claim they are. This is very clearly an issue and you should seek help before you harm someone. Offended by this? Look inside yourself 050
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Stepping away from the chronically online side of this community for a few years has done wonders for my mental health as well as my outlook on life and things going on around me, both directly and more broadly. You're not ignoring your friends, you're just finding out what and who care and matter 0171
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026When a player makes an action and you stop things to confirm with them "Is that what you do?" Only to never address it again because you know it will make them second guess everything for the rest of a session and that's kind of funny. Always keep them guessing. 000
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Trucks are cia boys cars are cis girls, crossover SUVs are trans, planes are ace, and motorcycles are incels. This does not say anything about the people who drive them, these are just automotive facts. We don't talk about boats. 130
Reposted by SholvaArcade Castle @arcadecastle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026In memory of my besties mom who was like a second mom to me, gonna check out Mrs. Pacman Maze Madness. She really didn't play video games but did enjoy mrs. pac man on the gameboy. Well, and really liked those handheld yahtzee games, but... #retro #arcade #physical #rip www.twitch.tv/arcadecastletwitch.tvArcadeCastle - TwitchAbandonware Playing Abandonware. In the year 2832, the sentient arcade machine, Arccas, has created a portal through time and space so it, and the coterie of furry Castle Critters can play games and h... 032
Reposted by SholvaJasper @kimchijuseyo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Drew an osprey Aarakocra for a potential one-shot I'm gonna be in. 021
Reposted by SholvaPuffy @puffffy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026It's a new month, which means it's raffle time again! To enter: - Follow me, - Like and Repost, and - Comment a character ref! There will be two (2) winners, who will be chosen this Friday 03/06/2026! Prizes will be delivered via telegram, Discord, or email! Good luck! 4710972
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If he didn't grow up with batteries in the freezer then he's too young. 050
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Please stop referring to AI generated images as anything else but generated images. 040
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Friendly reminder from the brain of a demi derg: When taking a mirror selfie, clean it first. I don't look how cute you are, I look how clean/unclean you are as a person. If you can't wipe a sheet of glass imagine what else you probably don't clean. 050
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Dear lewd artists: You should absolutely almost never be able to see the underside of the shaft of a chastity cage. It bends down toward the ring to prevent the balls from just slipping out and it falling off. If the tip of the cage isn't right by the bottom of the ring it will not stay on. AMHIK 040
Reposted by SholvaPuffy @puffffy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I wanna start doing a monthly raffle here on bsky for these simple portraits! To enter: - Follow me, - Like and Repost, and - Comment a character ref! There will be two (2) winners, who will be chosen this Friday 02/06/2026! Prizes will be delivered via telegram, Discord, or email! Good luck~ 309357
Reposted by SholvaJasper @kimchijuseyo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Made a little sprite of my fursona which I might animate in the future, for now this is good enough. #pixelart #pixelsprite #opossum #furry 071
Reposted by SholvaJasper @kimchijuseyo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Made a dumb pixel pigeon to use as a discord emoji bc there's not a default pigeon emoji. Feel free to use this if you want. #pigeon #pixel #sprite #discordemoji #freetouse 021
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I got a heated jacket, socks and gloves from my partner for Christmas and as silly as it feels to charge clothes it snowed last night and I am currently the most comfy derg in the world. 090
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Ol' bologna breath just won't stop close talking today. Remember, if you can smell your own breath so can those around you. And yes I did stand up to avoid smelling it. 010
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Tears, sweat, saliva, cum, blood, piss. We're just full of all kinds of different flavors. Like a CapriSun variety pack but all in one fleshy juice pouch. 290
Sholva @sholvaderg.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Sadly trolling the troll this morning didn't last as long as my day off morning blunt. YouTube it is I guess. 030
