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don’t mistake a lack of talent for genius

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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s an Iowa wrestling neck
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Once again, my 20 odd year rule of not getting within a thousand feet of Eric Deters is proven to be wise.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today is Sammy Hagar’s 79th birthday in “his actual age doesn’t match his perceived age” news.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I ain’t watching your stand up hour unless it has a gratuitous sex scene
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Doing rehab prayers at the Wednesday night Lourdes service
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You should include a fun fact about Adam Dunn in every story going forward as a marker.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did Zac Taylor attend a fourth quarter coaching seminar led by Marvin Lewis and Lovie Smith?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coach Ditka reunited with Superfan Todd
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The last two days I’ve been so deep back in some hollers that I couldn’t even pick up a satellite signal and it was glorious.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The state government of Tennessee can go fuck themselves on the rustiest, most tetanus coated piece of metal possible.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Enough time to rewatch Eastbound and Down
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Nike shits the bed a little more, I think I might be able to wrassle up enough change out the of the swear jar for a hostile takeover.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe this is the same pentagon that is going to “oversee” the midterm election electronic security, bless their hearts
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last swim of the year. Going to be a fast circuit today.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m looking for a good book about the CCC, that encompasses the political whip up of it and fairly in depth description of the projects by it.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Needs to change his name to Pete Concepcion-Morgan
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As long as IASIP is on your list, your sins are absolved
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bat him lead off and again at seventh with a fake mustache.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Told the little dude to stay off the road and stay out of the open.
Brand new eastern rat snake
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We gotta start drug testing these congresscritters to see if they’re zooted out of their skulls or if their brains are an ice cream cake left out in the sun or both.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It appears the Cincinnati Bengals found the right stick to poke their defense with.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So goddamn tempted to start a charity that puts belts on young men whether they want one or not.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reggie Miller
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy editing Illusions into one album eve
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Currently at a D-FEN out of D-FENS
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m assuming the Catholic Church is keeping mum the Pope having a basement freezer in the Vatican filled with venison, steaks he got in a raffle and way too many orange popsicles.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What happened to the booths with cash blowing around in them?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*baffled
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“You brought a tape measure?” - afford and amazed car salesman
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me: it’s a rainy day, I’ll clean up the abode My cats: let’s try out this new cat tok trend called getting in the way constantly
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s comments like this that tell the algorithm you need ads for yachts, Porsches and Rolexes.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get back out there and hit the pace car bad
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lake Erie is Ohio’s.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thunderstorms this year have either been barely above a sprinkle or several inches of rain in 45 minutes. Not cool.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a Bald Eagle listening to Bob Seger level American I had a happy Fourth and Saturday at the same time.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll be teaching the course at the Blue Ash Mariott next Saturday at 3PM. If you catch the stop smoking seminar at noon, there’s a 10% discount.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Up to” Using my seduction system, you can get up to 25 dates with Anna Kendrick.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice to see Steve Rannazzisi got back on his feet as Trump’s 9/11 story ghost writer.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
UN should have gone with a map centered on Ohio with decreasing accuracy radiating out from it.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I’m going to have myself a Danny DeVito film weekend this fall. But what to pick?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe Mitch McConnell is being kept on life support as a spare parts reserve for another octogenarian.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bali Window Shades has come out of nowhere to top my current shit list.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maria Bartiromo to shift to drywallin’
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Clippers punishment should have been a forced move to St. Louis.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Supreme Court gave Trump a license to wreck actual buildings on a whim and he’s already started abusing it.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The algorithm thinks you’re TSwift’s burner account
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are data centers connected to all these Ohioans driving into buildings?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hereby rename Lake Erie to be Lake Ohio going forward.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Local classic rock station pairs it with “signs” on Two for Tuesdays
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