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@shoelessmoron.bsky.social
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don’t mistake a lack of talent for genius

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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Nike shits the bed a little more, I think I might be able to wrassle up enough change out the of the swear jar for a hostile takeover.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last swim of the year. Going to be a fast circuit today.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m looking for a good book about the CCC, that encompasses the political whip up of it and fairly in depth description of the projects by it.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Told the little dude to stay off the road and stay out of the open.
Brand new eastern rat snake
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We gotta start drug testing these congresscritters to see if they’re zooted out of their skulls or if their brains are an ice cream cake left out in the sun or both.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It appears the Cincinnati Bengals found the right stick to poke their defense with.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So goddamn tempted to start a charity that puts belts on young men whether they want one or not.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Currently at a D-FEN out of D-FENS
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m assuming the Catholic Church is keeping mum the Pope having a basement freezer in the Vatican filled with venison, steaks he got in a raffle and way too many orange popsicles.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What happened to the booths with cash blowing around in them?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“You brought a tape measure?” - afford and amazed car salesman
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me: it’s a rainy day, I’ll clean up the abode My cats: let’s try out this new cat tok trend called getting in the way constantly
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thunderstorms this year have either been barely above a sprinkle or several inches of rain in 45 minutes. Not cool.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice to see Steve Rannazzisi got back on his feet as Trump’s 9/11 story ghost writer.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
UN should have gone with a map centered on Ohio with decreasing accuracy radiating out from it.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I’m going to have myself a Danny DeVito film weekend this fall. But what to pick?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe Mitch McConnell is being kept on life support as a spare parts reserve for another octogenarian.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bali Window Shades has come out of nowhere to top my current shit list.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maria Bartiromo to shift to drywallin’
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Clippers punishment should have been a forced move to St. Louis.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Supreme Court gave Trump a license to wreck actual buildings on a whim and he’s already started abusing it.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are data centers connected to all these Ohioans driving into buildings?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hereby rename Lake Erie to be Lake Ohio going forward.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tadej is mortal and that was a bummer to find out.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How on god’s green earth are you protecting women by going where they work and harassing them? These fucking jabronis. I’m trying to do cool shit and they’re just making a goddamn shit show all over the joint.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you can’t talk him out of renaming a lake, are you going to be able to talk him out of nuking some random city for a bizarre bullshit reason?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Started the morning off trash picking a nice metal desk.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We throw terms like legend, national treasure,real mfn OG, boss bitch, star, etc…around a lot, but Dolly was all that and more. Fair winds at your back across the cosmic divide.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you’re already under sanctions from the US for reasons, do you really give a shit that the administration doesn’t want you to trade with Iran?
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The new porn is scenes in movies where the hero or hero adjacent puts the device tracking them on something else and it results in the people tracking them turning up confounded at a greasy spoon in Biloxi, Mississippi where an unaware trucker is eating.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Painful loss today in the #frankralkfriday commmunity. Best of times to Frank Beard as he journeys across the great beyond.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Republican congresswomen are breaking new ground in midlife crises.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Going to be a sick defeat arch in dc for the king of all bozos.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Storm broke something important on the grid because this power outage is widespread, baby!
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Two for Tuesday - songs on the classic rock station and tornado warnings for the afternoon.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Shout out to setting an alarm for 4 AM so you can go check on the cistern.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Off to go clip my toenails on the front porch
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
1.) I don’t want to go back over there. I’d really like to be in a place where I’m not even here and I’d have a burner account at that other place for looking at mountains and cats. 2.) If tech bros would stop coming up with new ways to be annoying/leech money, I wouldn’t need any assistance.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Labor Day internet arts and crafts assignment is to recut US Open highlights by replacing the tennis grunts with James Hetfield grunts and growls
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just for fun, let’s put “I want to slap the shit out of the incumbent for being a bozo” on the midterm ballots.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hard Knocks is fired back up for training camp.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Buc-ees about to find out that Ohioans, while slow to action, are not be fucked with.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When the trade deadline is approaching and you hope the dodgers don’t notice your team
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good rain day so far
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I can’t lie, this account is a propaganda outlet for the Nation of Zombie. Death to Sandstorm!
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m working on the gritty R rated version of Where the Sidewalk Ends as interpreted by Todd Phillips
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I should be going to sleep but I have the window open and I can hear the whole symphony of non human nighttime sounds. Frogs, crickets, cicadas, coyotes, owls.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The people are saying I am interested in lefty policies from rational, reasonable people and the DNC is responding with a whole bunch of republican lite weirdos.
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Even when you know it’s coming, it’s still a surprise when Tadej just “goes”
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shoelessmoron @shoelessmoron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sunny to Tornado Warning to Sunny in 90 minutes
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